Prank to pull on my girlfriend

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PimpJuice

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year. :D
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Thats not really that funny.....what would be funny is if your buddy got shot by a cop walking by thinking it was a real robbery/assault. I would laugh my ass off......please update if that happens. Also, tell your g/f to call me when shes done breaking up with you.
 
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randay

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Then your GF pulls out that gun her dad gave her for protection and kills your friend.
 
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torpid

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OP is the sort of guy who would watch In The Company of Men and laugh hysterically, thinking it is a comedy.

This is even less funny than the moment in Tourgasm where Dane Cook goes #2 in a bucket and parades it around in front of everyone.
 
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skrilla

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I know a couple people who did something similar to one of their friends on a job site.

They waited for some kid to get back from lunch or something. One of them laid down with ketchup (or something similar) all over him. The other guy jumped out in a mask and a knife. The victim of the prank panicked and got the hell out of dodge, started pounding on people's doors yelling for help. Cops were called - lots of em, they found out it was a prank. The guys lost their jobs and the cops weren't too happy with them either.

Just sounds like a stupid idea to me. Just think before you do something like that. Like someone else said, you might as well call her mom and tell her that her daughter died in a car accident.
 
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Dragoon42

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this is a bad idea....


actually go ahead and do it, maybe a cop will be nearby and you can win the darwinism award, or your friend can.
 
cKGunslinger

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Couple things here:

One, this was something my friend and I joked about. Believe me, when you've known a guy for over 10 years, you joke about all kinds of crazy stuff and your sense of humor isn't exactly the same as it would be with your coworker friend of a couple years.

Second, despite joking about it with him, theres no way I would ever do it. Why, because it's funny if you think about it, which I thought most of you might get a chuckle about, but nothing good could ever come out of this.

Third, this is not P&N, this is Off Topic. I'm on these forums every day from 9-5 and half of the stuff on here is BS to just shoot the breeze, so to expect anymore seriousness from this particular forum would not be wise.

Bottom line, everyone calm down ,relax, and try to read these kinds of threads with a little more sense of humor.
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That's some rather weak back-pedaling, don't ya think? :roll:
 
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Eeezee

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I don't know if she'll break up with you, but your sig indicates that you won't have any problems finding someone new if she does.
 
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krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Couple things here:

One, this was something my friend and I joked about. Believe me, when you've known a guy for over 10 years, you joke about all kinds of crazy stuff and your sense of humor isn't exactly the same as it would be with your coworker friend of a couple years.

Second, despite joking about it with him, theres no way I would ever do it. Why, because it's funny if you think about it, which I thought most of you might get a chuckle about, but nothing good could ever come out of this.

Third, this is not P&N, this is Off Topic. I'm on these forums every day from 9-5 and half of the stuff on here is BS to just shoot the breeze, so to expect anymore seriousness from this particular forum would not be wise.

Bottom line, everyone calm down ,relax, and try to read these kinds of threads with a little more sense of humor.
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That's some rather weak back-pedaling, don't ya think? :roll:
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Well I'm not trying to start a war here, I just think everyone took it a bit too seriously
 
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FreedomGUNDAM

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HermDogg

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I think the best decision here is to actually GET your GF the taser, tell her beforehand, and have her shock the crap out of your friend with a double-cross. She won't be mad, and it'd be way funnier.
 
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OCNewbie

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Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.
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Not something I'd pull on someone I really cared about..... too over the top
 
Number1

Number1

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Couple things here:

One, this was something my friend and I joked about. Believe me, when you've known a guy for over 10 years, you joke about all kinds of crazy stuff and your sense of humor isn't exactly the same as it would be with your coworker friend of a couple years.

Second, despite joking about it with him, theres no way I would ever do it. Why, because it's funny if you think about it, which I thought most of you might get a chuckle about, but nothing good could ever come out of this.

Third, this is not P&N, this is Off Topic. I'm on these forums every day from 9-5 and half of the stuff on here is BS to just shoot the breeze, so to expect anymore seriousness from this particular forum would not be wise.

Bottom line, everyone calm down ,relax, and try to read these kinds of threads with a little more sense of humor.
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Best TROLLING POST ever.
 
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