Prank to pull on my girlfriend

[eits]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
You must have gotten this idea from something like this:

Article and Video

They did this to the reporter on Good Day NY.

HAHAHA

 

[chambersc]

you REALLY need to do that....because you're a moron.

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: Czar
Is this room 221 on how to loose your girlfriend?

Yes, but you clearly want room 222 on "The difference between loose & lose."



CK

 

[Darthvoy]

don't do it. My g/f almost broke up with me when I pretended I got in a car accident. She was really crying and I felt like a complete a-hole/monster.

 

[iamaelephant]

You know what the problem is with ATOT? This thread would be about 1/8th its current size if people would read the thread instead of posting the first comment that came to mind after reading the OP, despite the fact that it has already been posted. Yes, thank you, we are all very well aware of the fact that the OP's friend could be shot if they actually pull this prank. No need for 20 people to post it.

 

[Xecuter]

do it to someone else

 

[Firetower]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure
You're an idiot.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: sao123

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Fine, maybe I could do something a little less traumatizing. If my friend dresses up like a bear or something, I guess he could chase us for a half mile

maybe its just me... but...

I DONT UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE POINT OF SCARING THE SH!T OUT OF YOUR SOON TO BE FIANCEE...

It wont get you LAID...
It wont get you PAID...
Its not even funny...

care to elaborate?

The whole point was to scare the crap out of her, and laugh like crazy about it for months. I didnt realize it could be soo traumatizing to her, and now that I think about it, it might not be the best idea in the world. But we're a goofy couple. She hides behind the door when I come home and scares the crap outta me. Im terrifed if spiders and she'll get a fake spider and hide it near me. I guess this prank was over the top. But it was funny at think of at the time when my friend and I were discussing it.

If you want a good prank... put the toilet seat down, and wedge 2 ketchup packets from mcdonalds between the bowl and the little feet on the bottom of the seat ... when she sits down........



Squirt.

that's a good one i'm gonna try that.

Youll be sure and let us know how it works out right? with pictures none the less.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
You know what the problem is with ATOT? This thread would be about 1/8th its current size if people would read the thread instead of posting the first comment that came to mind after reading the OP, despite the fact that it has already been posted. Yes, thank you, we are all very well aware of the fact that the OP's friend could be shot if they actually pull this prank. No need for 20 people to post it.

I disagree. There is added value if more people post it. If just one person posts it, people dismiss it as a looney idea. If 20 people post it, peer pressure mounts and he has to admit it is a possibility.

 

[DayLaPaul]

Every heard of the boy who cried wolf? I think there was a lesson somewhere in that story.

 

[Punter]

Turn it on your attacking friend by bringing her in on the gig & she starts encouraging him to stab you in the head once more just to be sure.

or don't do it at all someone could get shot by a cop or anyone else nearby.


If you go ahead with the original plan she will be the only one who benefits by dumping your sorry ass.

 

[cerebusPu]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
You know what the problem is with ATOT? This thread would be about 1/8th its current size if people would read the thread instead of posting the first comment that came to mind after reading the OP, despite the fact that it has already been posted. Yes, thank you, we are all very well aware of the fact that the OP's friend could be shot if they actually pull this prank. No need for 20 people to post it.

I disagree. There is added value if more people post it. If just one person posts it, people dismiss it as a looney idea. If 20 people post it, peer pressure mounts and he has to admit it is a possibility.

qft

 

[coolVariable]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i delcare the OP a certified retard

Concur

 

[PELarson]

Originally posted by: coolVariable

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
i delcare the OP a certified retard

Concur

nah... OP isn't that smart.

Maybe his soon to be ex has a carry permit.

 

[coolVariable]

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
You know what the problem is with ATOT? This thread would be about 1/8th its current size if people would read the thread instead of posting the first comment that came to mind after reading the OP, despite the fact that it has already been posted. Yes, thank you, we are all very well aware of the fact that the OP's friend could be shot if they actually pull this prank. No need for 20 people to post it.

I disagree. There is added value if more people post it. If just one person posts it, people dismiss it as a looney idea. If 20 people post it, peer pressure mounts and he has to admit it is a possibility.

I disagree too - if only that it is more humiliating to the OP (especially when he is such a retard)

 

[Powermoloch]

only in april fools

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...

Originally posted by: JohnAn2112
So I guess in a few days you'll post a thread on how your GF broke up with you, eh?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.

Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!

:|

 

[CKent]

Hrm, let's see...

1) guaranteed end of relationship
2) possible nard destruction for you and/or your friend (never know how she'll react for sure)
3) outside chance of police involvement


That being said, jesus christ would that be funny :laugh:

 

[BD2003]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.

Without reading any of the responses, and assuming it's already been said dozens of times, but not being able to resist saying it myself...

Are you fvcking retarded?

I don't know what's stupider - going through with it, or even thinking about it in the first place.

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: Firebot
And right about when you get stabbed by the attacker, the girlfriend pulls out her handgun, and shoots him in the head. "Thank you constitution"

That would be fvcking badass!

 

[essasin]

don't do it.

 

[SZLiao214]

Is this the part where the girl has a hidden side arm and blows away your friend?

 

[Atomicus]

Your friend jumps out, you and friend wrestle, gf pulls out a gun and accidently shoots you instead of the attacker. Yup, sounds like a good prank

 

[Kyle]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
Your friend jumps out, you and friend wrestle, gf pulls out a gun and accidently shoots you instead of the attacker. Yup, sounds like a good prank

what the hell are you talking about? GF pulls out a GUN?
I have a feeling he wouldnt do it if his GF was carrying...not to mention how unlikly it is that she would be.
Anyways- good to hear this "prank" was just a joke- doin it in reality would just result in some emotional scarring most likly...especially the lood/knife part.