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Prank to pull on my girlfriend

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Throw in a good anal rape from your friend while your girl watches for good measure.


Come on man, use some common sense here. Stuff like that can scar a chick, or bring back some repressed memories....then YOU'RE fvcked if that happens.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.

Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!

:|
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couldn't agree more, the plan is demented on the verge of criminal.
 
I REALLY REALLY REALLY think you should do this! And be sure to have a third party get video so you can post it here. I will enjoy watching it and then reading your posts about your girlfriend breaking up with you.

This "prank" is so far beyond what a prank is supposed to be, that it HAS to be done!
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year. 😀
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Not funny because it is more common than it should be.

It would be funny if he jumped out holding a cobb of corn and attacked you with that.
 
And then you find out that she carries some "protection" in her purse and shoots your friend. Or maybe a good samaritan does it for her.

Anyway - why the hell would you want to inflict this kind of emotional distress on somebody you care about?? Not even close to funny.
 
Originally posted by: Doboji
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
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hehe..

MICHAEL
That is the worse idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

SAMIR
Yes, yes, it's horrible?this idea?.
 
Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year. 😀
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Why don't you just have him sneak into her house at night, force her to undress at gunpoint, gag her, tell her he's going to rape her, drug her, then when she wakes up say "OMGLOL JUST KIDDING!!1111!!111shift+1!!111" :roll:
 
Originally posted by: iroast
would be funnier if the guy jumps out of the bushes and starts stabbing himself in front of you two.
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:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: FTW!!!!!
 
That is the most absurdly idiotic and pathetic attempt at humor you can do with your girlfriend.

You could seriously traumatize her, and her reaction might put your friend in danger.
 
Originally posted by: SagaLore
That is the most absurdly idiotic and pathetic attempt at humor you can do with your girlfriend.

You could seriously traumatize her, and her reaction might put your friend in danger.
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shhhh, stop making sense. 😉

 
Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year. 😀
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Why don't you just have him sneak into her house at night, force her to undress at gunpoint, gag her, tell her he's going to rape her, drug her, then when she wakes up say "OMGLOL JUST KIDDING!!1111!!111shift+1!!111" :roll:
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cuz he could do that himself.
 
what would be really funny is a cop in street clothes walking by, sees the altercation and puts a couple of caps in your now dead friend.
 
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