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- Jun 27, 2005
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.
Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!
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Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...
Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.
My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.
Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.
Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.
What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.![]()
Originally posted by: Doboji
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
Why don't you just have him sneak into her house at night, force her to undress at gunpoint, gag her, tell her he's going to rape her, drug her, then when she wakes up say "OMGLOL JUST KIDDING!!1111!!111shift+1!!111" :roll:Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.
My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.
Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.
Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.
What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.![]()
Originally posted by: iroast
would be funnier if the guy jumps out of the bushes and starts stabbing himself in front of you two.
shhhh, stop making sense.Originally posted by: SagaLore
That is the most absurdly idiotic and pathetic attempt at humor you can do with your girlfriend.
You could seriously traumatize her, and her reaction might put your friend in danger.
Originally posted by: Ulfhednar
Why don't you just have him sneak into her house at night, force her to undress at gunpoint, gag her, tell her he's going to rape her, drug her, then when she wakes up say "OMGLOL JUST KIDDING!!1111!!111shift+1!!111" :roll:Originally posted by: krunchykrome
So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.
My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.
Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.
Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.
What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.![]()
