Post the WORST joke you know

[Syringer]

I'll start..

What's brown and sticky?









A stick.

 

[dighn]

a horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says "why the long face?"

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Syringer
I'll start..

What's brown and sticky?









A stick.

OMFGHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

Dude that actually made me :laugh: out loud

 

[igowerf]

Want to hear a dirty joke?














A white horse fell in the mud.

 

[Kalvin00]

What did the man say to the woman?





"Hi."

 

[olds]

What's big, red and eats rocks?






A big, red, rock eater.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Yo mama's so dumb she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

 

[RabidMongoose]

What's purple, has big feet, and smells like dung?





a banana

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Knock knock...




Who's there!~ lol

 

[Brutuskend]

Where to start, where to start...

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Are we not allowed to post dead baby jokes?

 

[InlineFive]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Syringer
I'll start..

What's brown and sticky?









A stick.

OMFGHAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

Dude that actually made me :laugh: out loud

Me too! It's too late...

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
Knock knock...




Who's there!~ lol

OMGHI2U

 

[bdjohnson]

a man walks into a bar


ouch!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: bdjohnson
a man walks into a bar


ouch!

baby seal walks into a club

 

[falias]

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assualted.



EDIT: Oh, is this thread for worst jokes, my bad, this is the best joke I know.

 

[KLin]

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?

bob

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

 

[Bootprint]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree.






'Cause it was dead.

 

[silverpig]

How did the Georgian find his sister in the woods?



Pretty good

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: silverpig
How did the Georgian find his sister in the woods?



Pretty good

:Q

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: silverpig
How did the Georgian find his sister in the woods?



Pretty good

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: silverpig
How did the Georgian find his sister in the woods?



Pretty good

It's supposed to be,
How do the Welsh find their sheep in the tall grass?




Very satisfying.

 

[JoeKing]

lol,

I love bad jokes for the groan factor! Keep em coming. Screw wit! Give me a :roll: anytime!

 

[AreaCode707]

He's so negative, he attracts protons!

<---- thought this was very funny when said by my nice, geeky exbf.

 

[Cyberian]

A termite walks into a bar and says "Where is the bartender?"