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When will Jeff Sessions resign as AG?

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SMOGZINN

SMOGZINN

Lifer
Jun 17, 2005
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kage69 said:
Only in republican La La Land can the non toxic cannabis plant be seen as an evil competitor for something that is exacting a 9/11 death toll on the country every three weeks. Absolute horseshit as usual for Il Douche to not declare an emergency IMO. Fuck New Hampshire and all the other 'drug dens' right? Sessions is more concerned about leaks and not getting fired, and of course, saving good people from the Devil's lettuce.

The elf thinks DARE is worth another shot, sorry, I forgot about that one!
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It is all about the fear. At his point I think they have been touting that line so long that even they believe it. They will happily sit there drinking their scotch and smoking their cigars while telling you about how bad marijuana is for you.
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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Welp, this thread was posted in June, and the correct answer was -1 months--he already submitted his resignation in May!

Bumpitty bump bump...
 
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wirelessenabled

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Feb 5, 2001
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I don't think we have to worry about Kushner any more. He is hip-wader deep currently in $hit. Thank goodness for that.
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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At this point, if Sessions were to resign/get fired, liberals would celebrate for like 2 seconds until Trump replaces him with Kris Kobach.
 
trenchfoot

trenchfoot

Lifer
Aug 5, 2000
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Trump and his lackeys have now been caught telling lie after lie after lie of which many were told under oath in order to muddle and befuddle Mueller and his team of dangerously talented investigators. Too bad though that the more Trump and his crooked pals try to squirm their way out of Mueller's grip the more they signal to Mueller that he's on the right scent trail.

Metaphorically speaking, Trump and his partners in crime are like octopus, always changing shapes and colors, hiding in holes and squirting ink (of the deal making kind) when the sharks get too close for comfort in order to escape and evade the justice they are vainly trying to stay ahead of.

And of course there's Trump's base writhing in a state of supreme denial, taking their ques from their Asshole-in-Chief being defiant, arrogant and other worldly in order to keep that bubble they live in from bursting.

To quote Trump: "SAD!!!"
 
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

Lifer
Feb 4, 2009
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allisolm said:
He may not have to resign...

"Asked if he would fire the attorney general if he doesn’t investigate his Democratic political rivals, Trump said, 'I don’t know.'''

https://www.apnews.com/3baac97f79944378ab648cd7a8468fa2
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In other words go after my enemies or else.
Since last year I've thought that is what would get him into trouble. Using the FBI or intelligence community to dig up dirt on his enemies
 
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Fanatical Meat

Fanatical Meat

Lifer
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I cannot express what joy it brings me that Sessions was a huge Trump supporter and now he just gets shit on by Trump.
 
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cytg111

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https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/968670938433761280

Anyone for a reverse game of hangman?

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FIVR

FIVR

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At the rate we are heading, I expect the next prez to be a republican mute who does nothing but post dick picks on snapchat. Honestly that would be only marginally more embarrassing than the current all caps-tweeting lunatic.
 
FIVR

FIVR

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Do you people feel sorry for Sessions? I don't. I hope Trump fires him (he won't) or he quits. I don't think he'll quit, either... so I guess it's nice to have them (him and Trump) humiliating each other on twitter. That's kinda funny, I guess.
 
vi edit

vi edit

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Sessions being recused is the one thing keeping Mueller safe. If Sessions goes, they confirm another that can end or greatly impair the special council.
 
Commodus

Commodus

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Oct 9, 2004
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Puffnstuff said:
Looks like Trump's attempt to remove Sessions last summer is coming back to haunt him.:p
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...8e748f892c0_story.html?utm_term=.f12c9a5576b3
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Reading that... the Trump White House really does sound like preschool. And as always, I'm slightly torn on Sessions. He's a horrible, horrible person who would ideally be removed as soon as possible, but you know Trump only wants to remove him so that he'll get someone who will obstruct the Mueller investigation.
 
zinfamous

zinfamous

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Fanatical Meat said:
I cannot express what joy it brings me that Sessions was a huge Trump supporter and now he just gets shit on by Trump.
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Sessions is pretty much the highly visible, very public martyr of every single Trump supporter in the country. It helps that he also has the same cold, dark, heartless void in his body cavity that also describes every single Trump supporter.
 
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