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alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.
 

randay

Lifer
May 30, 2006
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

dude how many ticketz you got?! is it more then 100!? thats some mad skillz right thurr.
 

Kirby

Lifer
Apr 10, 2006
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

So your "experience" is getting tickets and sucking off cops?
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

I'd say getting lots of tickets would be pretty good evidence of your inability to handle driving quickly without reducing your attention span to the point of danger. If you aren't capable of watching for cops properly when you are calm, how are you capable of watching for other vehicles around you other than your "enemy" when you're in road-rage mode?

One of these days you're going to take out some clueless mom with her kids in the back seat doing with your aggressive bullshit and you're going to feel like a real douche. But hopefully you grow up enough to understand your responsibilities behind the wheel before that happens.

Everyone thinks they're the shit when they're behind the wheel of 3000 pounds of steel and a couple hundred horsepower. But you know damn well that if you saw another person driving exactly like you, you'd be pissed. And one day, my friend, you will encounter someone who manages their anger just as poorly as you, and that day may be your last.

When I was younger, I once had an experience in which someone pulled in front of me and slowed down. I got on their ass, they brake-checked me. I passed, and brake-checked them back, while giving him the finger. Traffic held me back and he passed again. We chased briefly, then he did a "bring it on" hand gesture and began to pull over into the center median of the freeway and open his door while still moving. I immediately thought grabbing about the "Club" I had in the back seat and the tire iron in the back and beating the shit out of him right there in the median. He didn't look that big and was older than me. But I had just enough of an instant of brains to pull back around and get back on the road. Traffic left him stuck there long enough that I lost him.

When I got where I was going, I sat and thought about it, and when I calmed down, I realized that I almost got into a fight with a deadly weapon with someone on the roadside over being CUT OFF. I started shaking with fear of myself over my lack of control. I could gone to jail or been hurt. What if I pulled out the tire iron and he pulled out a gun? What if I killed him? Either way it's game over for life as I know it. It was just so stupid to have to come that far over something that was really so small.

I realized I couldn't keep driving like that if I wanted to avoid real trouble. I resolved then and there to act differently in the future, and have done so. I can't say it doesn't upset me when someone cuts me off, but I've learned that "punishing" someone on the road is a really dumb thing to do, because sooner or later you'll meet someone with the same mindset and things are going to get ugly fast. I consider myself lucky I got a grip in time to avoid making a big mistake or hurting someone.
 

Lurknomore

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Jul 3, 2005
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OP, at least mount a cam on your dash so we can see for ourselves, evidence of this brake-check "pass" that you're supposedly an expert on.
Not really critical, just curious.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

:laugh: Well I suppose I should be getting speeding tickets to up my driving prowess? If that's your benchmark for driving skill I'd recommend logging off and never posting in here again.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

:laugh: Well I suppose I should be getting speeding tickets to up my driving prowess? If that's your benchmark for driving skill I'd recommend logging off and never posting in here again.

No it just sort of goes with I don't have to save a year to go rent some car the average person should be able to just buy.

I have been modifying and driving my OWN cars hard since I was 16, which was 21 years ago.

So what kind of cars do you / have you actually owned?
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: alkemyst

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

I'd say getting lots of tickets would be pretty good evidence of your inability to handle driving quickly without reducing your attention span to the point of danger. If you aren't capable of watching for cops properly when you are calm, how are you capable of watching for other vehicles around you other than your "enemy" when you're in road-rage mode?

One of these days you're going to take out some clueless mom with her kids in the back seat doing with your aggressive bullshit and you're going to feel like a real douche. But hopefully you grow up enough to understand your responsibilities behind the wheel before that happens.

Everyone thinks they're the shit when they're behind the wheel of 3000 pounds of steel and a couple hundred horsepower. But you know damn well that if you saw another person driving exactly like you, you'd be pissed. And one day, my friend, you will encounter someone who manages their anger just as poorly as you, and that day may be your last.

When I was younger, I once had an experience in which someone pulled in front of me and slowed down. I got on their ass, they brake-checked me. I passed, and brake-checked them back, while giving him the finger. Traffic held me back and he passed again. We chased briefly, then he did a "bring it on" hand gesture and began to pull over into the center median of the freeway and open his door while still moving. I immediately thought grabbing about the "Club" I had in the back seat and the tire iron in the back and beating the shit out of him right there in the median. He didn't look that big and was older than me. But I had just enough of an instant of brains to pull back around and get back on the road. Traffic left him stuck there long enough that I lost him.

When I got where I was going, I sat and thought about it, and when I calmed down, I realized that I almost got into a fight with a deadly weapon with someone on the roadside over being CUT OFF. I started shaking with fear of myself over my lack of control. I could gone to jail or been hurt. What if I pulled out the tire iron and he pulled out a gun? What if I killed him? Either way it's game over for life as I know it. It was just so stupid to have to come that far over something that was really so small.

I realized I couldn't keep driving like that if I wanted to avoid real trouble. I resolved then and there to act differently in the future, and have done so. I can't say it doesn't upset me when someone cuts me off, but I've learned that "punishing" someone on the road is a really dumb thing to do, because sooner or later you'll meet someone with the same mindset and things are going to get ugly fast. I consider myself lucky I got a grip in time to avoid making a big mistake or hurting someone.

You can't always see the cops...that statement was just retarded.

My fastest was 127 from the air.

If you are so much a coward you fear reacting to someone due to what may happen that is on you. I have had my share of fights too because I don't just go running with my tail between my legs.

You guys that talk about shit like back in the day I was going 200mph just to get groceries but I was worried about jail time are funny. Get over it, it didn't happen.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

So your "experience" is getting tickets and sucking off cops?

No, he's your friend not mine. I am not into that kind of shit.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

Me.

Ahh your RENTAL for your little track day right? So you have mad tite skillz from one day out?

:confused:

:laugh: Well I suppose I should be getting speeding tickets to up my driving prowess? If that's your benchmark for driving skill I'd recommend logging off and never posting in here again.

No it just sort of goes with I don't have to save a year to go rent some car the average person should be able to just buy.

I have been modifying and driving my OWN cars hard since I was 16, which was 21 years ago.

So what kind of cars do you / have you actually owned?

The average person can just go out and buy an Exige? Funny. Last time I was in WPB all I saw were Impalas and Avalons...
 

zixxer

Diamond Member
Jul 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: thomsbrain
Originally posted by: alkemyst

Where's your resume?

I'd be probably the tickets I have gotten in the past and those I have gotten out of.

Nice of you sticking up for your bbf.

I'd say getting lots of tickets would be pretty good evidence of your inability to handle driving quickly without reducing your attention span to the point of danger. If you aren't capable of watching for cops properly when you are calm, how are you capable of watching for other vehicles around you other than your "enemy" when you're in road-rage mode?

One of these days you're going to take out some clueless mom with her kids in the back seat doing with your aggressive bullshit and you're going to feel like a real douche. But hopefully you grow up enough to understand your responsibilities behind the wheel before that happens.

Everyone thinks they're the shit when they're behind the wheel of 3000 pounds of steel and a couple hundred horsepower. But you know damn well that if you saw another person driving exactly like you, you'd be pissed. And one day, my friend, you will encounter someone who manages their anger just as poorly as you, and that day may be your last.

When I was younger, I once had an experience in which someone pulled in front of me and slowed down. I got on their ass, they brake-checked me. I passed, and brake-checked them back, while giving him the finger. Traffic held me back and he passed again. We chased briefly, then he did a "bring it on" hand gesture and began to pull over into the center median of the freeway and open his door while still moving. I immediately thought grabbing about the "Club" I had in the back seat and the tire iron in the back and beating the shit out of him right there in the median. He didn't look that big and was older than me. But I had just enough of an instant of brains to pull back around and get back on the road. Traffic left him stuck there long enough that I lost him.

When I got where I was going, I sat and thought about it, and when I calmed down, I realized that I almost got into a fight with a deadly weapon with someone on the roadside over being CUT OFF. I started shaking with fear of myself over my lack of control. I could gone to jail or been hurt. What if I pulled out the tire iron and he pulled out a gun? What if I killed him? Either way it's game over for life as I know it. It was just so stupid to have to come that far over something that was really so small.

I realized I couldn't keep driving like that if I wanted to avoid real trouble. I resolved then and there to act differently in the future, and have done so. I can't say it doesn't upset me when someone cuts me off, but I've learned that "punishing" someone on the road is a really dumb thing to do, because sooner or later you'll meet someone with the same mindset and things are going to get ugly fast. I consider myself lucky I got a grip in time to avoid making a big mistake or hurting someone.

You can't always see the cops...that statement was just retarded.

My fastest was 127 from the air.

If you are so much a coward you fear reacting to someone due to what may happen that is on you. I have had my share of fights too because I don't just go running with my tail between my legs.

You guys that talk about shit like back in the day I was going 200mph just to get groceries but I was worried about jail time are funny. Get over it, it didn't happen.

You really are an absolute danger to society. It's simply a matter of time before you seriously hurt yourself and spend a lot of time in jail thinking about your actions.



I ride motorcycles, and people like you try to kill me EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's ridiculous, and imo driving the way you do should be attempted murder. You are overconfident and unable to accept that you are endangering everyone around you with your inability to open your damn eyes.


My only hope is that you only take out yourself WHEN it happens.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: zixxer

You really are an absolute danger to society. It's simply a matter of time before you seriously hurt yourself and spend a lot of time in jail thinking about your actions.



I ride motorcycles, and people like you try to kill me EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's ridiculous, and imo driving the way you do should be attempted murder. You are overconfident and unable to accept that you are endangering everyone around you with your inability to open your damn eyes.


My only hope is that you only take out yourself WHEN it happens.

Actually your biker buddies are far more dangerous than anything I have done. I don't weave, fly down the interstate in a wheelie or ghost riding....All my major speeds have been on highways which were not congested and I had a clear shot. All my slower speeds issues have been back in warehouse areas or empty lots.

Nice try though.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

The average person can just go out and buy an Exige? Funny. Last time I was in WPB all I saw were Impalas and Avalons...

I can't help whoever you visited lived in the ghetto. Seriously Palm Beach County is one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Even an average 7-11 here will see a $70k+ car daily pull in.

I meant to include the Elise...which is about $40k...the exige is about $20k more...however; you dont see them because those that want a race car here have one along with a daily driver.
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
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It's funny how my fan club turned this into some old lady passing and cutting me off in a merge to somehow me being at fault.

You dudes really need to get laid or rent more cars you'll never own or whatever will make you happy.
 

DivideBYZero

Lifer
May 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero

The average person can just go out and buy an Exige? Funny. Last time I was in WPB all I saw were Impalas and Avalons...

I can't help whoever you visited lived in the ghetto. Seriously Palm Beach County is one of the wealthiest counties in the US. Even an average 7-11 here will see a $70k+ car daily pull in.

I meant to include the Elise...which is about $40k...the exige is about $20k more...however; you dont see them because those that want a race car here have one along with a daily driver.

I stayed in the Marriot Apartment Resort. Hardly 'Ghetto'. It's prime beach-front.

You make me laugh. I call you on you're terrible driving, you claim I cannot drive or have driven nothing more than a base Focus on a country road. I post pics of me tracking an Exige and you call it a 'rental' and deride me for even going on a track day. You then claim that $60k cars are 'average' and demand to know what I drive/have owned.

The funny part is I know what you drive, and I don't rate it, it didn't cost anywhere near $6k, let alone $60k. How you forgot what I drive, when there are even pics of it in an active thread at the top off this very forum is mind boggling.

I fully expect you to start calling me a 'snob' or whatever when you remember what I drive, yet you started with the value or status of cars, not me.

For a 37 year old I would expect you to take more responsibility on the road, but you just carry on being a prick and I just hope someone is around to send you a letter every once in while when you're in jail, because it will be a long time.
 

zixxer

Diamond Member
Jul 6, 2001
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: zixxer

You really are an absolute danger to society. It's simply a matter of time before you seriously hurt yourself and spend a lot of time in jail thinking about your actions.



I ride motorcycles, and people like you try to kill me EVERY SINGLE DAY. It's ridiculous, and imo driving the way you do should be attempted murder. You are overconfident and unable to accept that you are endangering everyone around you with your inability to open your damn eyes.


My only hope is that you only take out yourself WHEN it happens.

Actually your biker buddies are far more dangerous than anything I have done. I don't weave, fly down the interstate in a wheelie or ghost riding....All my major speeds have been on highways which were not congested and I had a clear shot. All my slower speeds issues have been back in warehouse areas or empty lots.

Nice try though.


I'm not going to justify your antics with a response - your comments just keep proving the kind of person you are.



Like I said, when you have an accident it's going to be a serious one. I honestly hope you remember this thread and everyone saying "I told you so."
 

ayabe

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2005
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Alkemyst your problem is that you're such an insufferable blowhard douche who acts like you have something to prove to the world, whether it's how *tough* you are or how much money you can spend on your car or what a great driver you are.

It's irritating, so when you go and post yet another thread boasting about what a badass you are, when you have been proven time and time again to be full of shit and generally just annoying, well this is what you get.

Don't cry about, try hard to be.....better.
 

Jahee

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Sep 21, 2006
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Originally posted by: amdhunter
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: LS8
If you ride my bumper I just slow down, you can't force me to drive faster. No skin off my back.

There is a difference in you zooming just to pass me and slow down vs me choosing to tailgate.

Tailgate me and I'll brake-check you. We'll see how long you stay that close.

Heh, I lost that battle once. Don't ever brake check a NYC Yellow cab...lol

Lol.. What happened?
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: ayabe
Alkemyst your problem is that you're such an insufferable blowhard douche who acts like you have something to prove to the world, whether it's how *tough* you are or how much money you can spend on your car or what a great driver you are.

It's irritating, so when you go and post yet another thread boasting about what a badass you are, when you have been proven time and time again to be full of shit and generally just annoying, well this is what you get.

Don't cry about, try hard to be.....better.

Dude, I am not the one crying...it's those like you trying to prove something to me.

What the hell am I trying to prove, I am just making statements as I see them....I have never said I was the toughest, or richest, or 90% of the things your kind accuses me of...however; it's clear you are projecting that and truly the way you see me.

You and your cronies feel threatened that I am so much better than you that you have too lash out like children against me. I am sorry that you have nothing better to fall back on.

 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: zixxer

I'm not going to justify your antics with a response - your comments just keep proving the kind of person you are.



Like I said, when you have an accident it's going to be a serious one. I honestly hope you remember this thread and everyone saying "I told you so."

I have been in accidents. Only multiple car one's really haven't been my fault...other's involved only me.

 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I stayed in the Marriot Apartment Resort. Hardly 'Ghetto'. It's prime beach-front.

No need to get defensive, but I hate to break it to you but there is no Marriott in West Palm Beach that has prime beachfront....The one in Delray is nicer, but probably out of your spending reach and not directly on the beach...I am assuming this was at one of Marriott's timeshares though.


Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
You make me laugh. I call you on you're terrible driving, you claim I cannot drive or have driven nothing more than a base Focus on a country road. I post pics of me tracking an Exige and you call it a 'rental' and deride me for even going on a track day. You then claim that $60k cars are 'average' and demand to know what I drive/have owned.

The funny part is I know what you drive, and I don't rate it, it didn't cost anywhere near $6k, let alone $60k. How you forgot what I drive, when there are even pics of it in an active thread at the top off this very forum is mind boggling.

It's a 1998 240SX...mint...it's obvious not a car for someone that needs to rent something for a track day though since their own M3 they are too afraid to drive. Being you know what I do drive and nothing about it shows you are just a track poser. Did you buy a Nomex jumpsuit with some patches for your track day? Special Sparco shoes? I am betting you got all outfitted for a one time lap. lolz.

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
I fully expect you to start calling me a 'snob' or whatever when you remember what I drive, yet you started with the value or status of cars, not me.

Hardly a snob, you are obviously a renter though and trying to impress others with a car you aren't really using.

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
For a 37 year old I would expect you to take more responsibility on the road, but you just carry on being a prick and I just hope someone is around to send you a letter every once in while when you're in jail, because it will be a long time.
I am very responsible on the road. It's you that have spun some fable about my actions.

It's par for the course though. Maybe your M3 is just a lease or something and you really don't own it so therefore you are forced to rent yet another car to do what you want.

If you are such a racer, why don't you join BMWCCA and do some track days....probably one of the most active outside the Porsche clubs.


 

evident

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i was going 80 in the left lane, only to have someone cut nearly a foot ahead of me, only to slam on his brakes, then quickly pull to the other lane and get into the offramp. he musta been smoking crack :confused:
 

mrblotto

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I want the last 10 mins of my life back for reading the rest of this thread............