You're more likely to die from a furniture mishap than a burglary... so you should sell all your furniture. Or better yet, encourage someone to steal it. Put a big sign outside your house that says "free everything" and leave your door open. Do this for your neighbors as well; they'll thank you when they realize they are now far less likely to die in an embarrassing furniture mishap.
Stairs are also ruthless killers. If you have any stairs in your house, do not panic. Turn around, calmly exit the building, and burn the structure to cinders to ensure the safety of yourself and those around you (including any burglars who may be coming to kill you in the night only to trip on your deadly stairs and die themselves). Safety should always be a top priority.