People being killed in their sleep by intruders

[nick1985]

Everytime I see one of his threads I think to myself, "How is he trolling with this one?"

Yeah he is much more sly than macamus prime, thats for sure.

 

[KeithTalent]

What about the people who are murdered in their homes that live in very affluent neighborhoods?

What about them? You can be killed anywhere, but if you feel threatened in a particular neighbourhood, then you should probably move to a different one.

KT

 

[TheNinja]

They are?

 

[shortylickens]

Pretty sure OP is trolling.

And quite successful too.

 

[Ns1]

i have items like giant mag lights, canes, bats and whatnot stashed around where i sleep. and lots of knifes.

no one's getting up my creaky shit stairs without me hearing them. at which point i will beat/stab them to death.

guns don't kill people, i kill people.

 

[brblx]

wtf? How many different places do you normally sleep, and why keep so many different "weapons" around you?

reading comprehension FTL.

i sleep...in a bedroom. there happen to be lots of objects laying around that could stab or bludgeon a person to death. this is not unusual.

sorry, i'll keep all my non-kitchen knives...in the kitchen. and maybe keep the like 8 D cell mag light by the front door so an intruder will be able to see well, and be armed with a 20 pound metal pipe....

ect ect.

 

[brblx]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S02AFoXIZeY&feature=results_video&playnext=1&list=PL3BFDB173F7A60C8C

also

 

[edro]

101-89 Princess Street
Kingston, Ontario
K7L 1A6

There isn't crime in Canadia.

 

[BurnItDwn]

One time when I was sleeping, I got killed in my sleep. Thankfully, I woke up.

 

[disappoint]

grow some balls

I sleep with the window open

Grow some windows, I sleep with my....


nevermind.

 

[disappoint]

One time when I was sleeping, I got killed in my sleep. Thankfully, I woke up.

B B But that unpossible! If you die in your sleep you die in real life!