oh man i gotta quit drinking and hitting on every cute girl i talk to...

[SunnyD]

...i could lure into my web of deception...

Just remember, you said it not us. Given all the other "evidence" laying around, I'm thinking you've been trying to do the same thing to all of us. Actually, it's been obvious, but none the less.

 

[Krazy4Real]

more lies from zane douchebag johnson.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Threading in a post ZJ.

This.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Have the divorce papers officially gone through?

 

[AdamK47]

You: You know... I own a Honda that has beaten Corvettes.
Her: On Zaney! Take me now!

 

[slackerinabox]

i don't have sigs enabled, but do you still have something like:

+-=~* tHe WiLd WoRlD oF fReEdOmSbEaT dAtInG *~=-+

in yours? cuz that... was AWESOME.

Hah, i would but I haven't been on a date in over a year... Now it's called "errands"

 

[Fritzo]

That's the OP's MO.

His other MO is making stuff up and posting it.

 

[randay]

You can change the forum, but the trolls stay the same.

 

[sonoma1993]

I call shenanigans on zj

 

[Pepsei]

tigerwoods syndrome???

does he have a bodyguard to pick up chicks for him like a revolving door?

we all know that tiger's trying to break another record, Wilt's.

 

[Number1]

Whatever happened to our other resident douchebag wana be law enforcement officer Savoyboy?

I kind of miss his crazy threads.

NM

His last thread:
http://vbforums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=281157&highlight=

Thread Title: I Love having a penis

took me all but 20 minutes to change the starter on my Toyota

I know it's easy for someone who knows what they are doing. but a hell of a challenge for those who menstruate.

Ok after being warned and given numerous timeouts you still persist in being a troll. It is my pleasure, no, my honor to tell you that you are permanently banned.

Anandtech Senior Moderator
Red Dawn

LOL

 

[BudAshes]

Anybody else think this "cute girl" is probably a pudgy 17 year old?

 

[SandEagle]

don't worry OP. even a retard dressed in tinfoil is someone's knight in shining armor. good luck.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Anybody else think this "cute girl" is probably an obese 15 year old?

Fixt

 

[phoenix79]

Anybody else think this "cute girl" is probably a pudgy 17 year old boy?

ftfy

 

[Fritzo]

ftfy

Anybody else think this "cute girl" is probably an inflatable 17 year old boy?

fixedfixed

 

[Ausm]

Do them both at the same time...problem solved.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

I thought you were married, with kids??

What is it with threads this month? It's like everyone's out to create the epic pwnage of the month thread against themselves.

It is a coveted trophy...

 

[OCGuy]

Farts smell much worse in the shower.