oh man i gotta quit drinking and hitting on every cute girl i talk to...

[guyver01]

went to the bar .

 

[slayer202]

someone else make the parody thread "I had sex with my friend's guy. He doesn't know he has aids now"

 

[WelshBloke]

This.

Zane was on drugs and THINKS he did anything with ladies, but it was really just his dog...

Hey, I'm betting he sees more action than you ever will. :whiste:

 

[nick1985]

Toasting in epic ZJ bread

rofl

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

 

[ebaycj]

 

[guyver01]

Hey, I'm betting he sees more action than you ever will. :whiste:

unfortunately, most of that action comes from his cousins.

 

[MAKENITO]

unfortunately, most of that action comes from his cousins.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahhahahahahahahahahahahah..

 

[TallBill]

Why? It's fun. We probably have a different idea of cute though.

 

[SagaLore]

Oh man I know that girl - I hope you were careful, she's got herpes.

 

[ScottFern]

Didn't you get arrested? Why aren't you in jail?

 

[grrl]

So you're not married?

Or in the Army?

 

[Zebo]

You sound like you're a freshman in HS...wife and kids? I can see why they GTFO.

 

[MAKENITO]

Oh man I know that girl - I hope you were careful, she's got herpes.

Um. I hope you didnt know her intimately.

 

[SunSamurai]

Dbag syndrome???

fixt

 

[thepd7]

You sound like you're a freshman in HS...wife and kids? I can see why they GTFO.

It's worse, he's in his early 20's and hasn't gotten out of small town Texas. I'm from Texas, I have seen this plenty of times.

 

[rudeguy]

unfortunately, most of that action comes from his cousins.

Leave Jim and Billy out of this

 

[judasmachine]

Zane you are my hero! I've been too chained for years. I miss those days.

 

[nick1985]

First off, shens

Second, any chick that would sleep with a complete burnout loser like you would almost certainly have to be fat and ugly.

Lastly, shens

 

[slackerinabox]

stop getting all freedomsbeat on us...

 

[ViviTheMage]

Don't you have a kid?

 

[pontifex]

stop getting all freedomsbeat on us...

holy shit! whats with all the people suddenly coming back? I've seen Zysclapem (or whatever his name is) and now Freedomsbeat.

 

[meltdown75]

stop getting all freedomsbeat on us...

i don't have sigs enabled, but do you still have something like:

+-=~* tHe WiLd WoRlD oF fReEdOmSbEaT dAtInG *~=-+

in yours? cuz that... was AWESOME.

 

[brandonbull]

Pics of girl(s) or it didn't happen.

 

[JDub02]

so what really happened was that you were drinking alone in your parents' basement and decided to post online about what you wish you were doing.