oh man i gotta quit drinking and hitting on every cute girl i talk to...

[zanejohnson]

oh man, the texts are flooding in.... went to the bar and then a house party with this girl last night.. she wasn't paying me much attention so off i go in search of some other intoxicated cute thing i could lure into my web of deception... found one, ended up in a spare bedroom of somebodys house with her, and now the other girl, the one i came with is texting me some pretty woman crazy drivel about how the girl i hooked up with is her friend blah blah how could i blah blah, i thought we had something blah blah...

oh man, i need a smoke...

 

[hclarkjr]

tigerwoods syndrome???

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Reserved.

 

[TecHNooB]

So you're not married?

 

[zanejohnson]

tigerwoods syndrome???

i am of mixed race... what other symptoms are there?

 

[zanejohnson]

So you're not married?

no im not married, im single as a monk.. apparently this girl didnt think so though...

 

[MotF Bane]

Threading in a post ZJ.

 

[2Xtreme21]

oh man ur so kewl

 

[Freshgeardude]

marked for future advertisement purposes

 

[JohnCU]

i thought you had a wife and kids?

 

[Cyco]

Cool story brah.

 

[rudeguy]

Wrong forum

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

You have the syphilis?

 

[insect9]

Posting on first page of a zj thread.

 

[Lifted]

facebook ------>

thanks for the story, but i come here when i'm tired of FB.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Wrong forum

That's the OP's MO.

 

[rudeguy]

That's the OP's MO.

It would be different if it were true

 

[DrPizza]

I thought you were married, with kids??

What is it with threads this month? It's like everyone's out to create the epic pwnage of the month thread against themselves.

 

[Kalmah]

Pics of girl(s) or it didn't happen.

 

[Lonyo]

it didn't happen.

Fixed that for you.

 

[rocadelpunk]

I thought you were married, with kids??

What is it with threads this month? It's like everyone's out to create the epic pwnage of the month thread against themselves.

...what I was thinking too.

 

[F1N3ST]

Lolwut.

 

[Ika]

front-page of a zj thread...

 

[Gothgar]

pics?

OH AND WRONG FUCKING FORUM

 

[waffleironhead]

just text back. "since you are friends, how bout a threesome?"

that should get things going nicely.