oh man i gotta quit drinking and hitting on every cute girl i talk to...

[Number1]

I thought you were married, with kids??

What is it with threads this month? It's like everyone's out to create the epic pwnage of the month thread against themselves.

What he said.

You've been telling us you're married.

http://vbforums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=146107&highlight=zanejohnson

 

[ScottyB]

Were all the drugs and the arrest false too?

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

You trade the wife for smack? J/k

 

[Tea Bag]

Toasting in epic ZJ bread

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

What he said.

You've been telling us you're married.

http://vbforums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=146107&highlight=zanejohnson

He posted a thread a while ago about breaking up, he was pretty depressed about it. I don't remember the details.

 

[Gothgar]

He posted a thread a while ago about breaking up, he was pretty depressed about it. I don't remember the details.

This is actually correct... either he is telling the truth, or he just covers his bases and is a great liar

 

[rudeguy]

The truth will set you free!

 

[Ika]

oh man, the texts are flooding in.... went to the bar and then a house party with this girl last night.. she wasn't paying me much attention so off i go in search of some other intoxicated cute thing i could lure into my web of deception... found one, ended up in a spare bedroom of somebodys house with her, and now the other girl, the one i came with is texting me some pretty woman crazy drivel about how the girl i hooked up with is her friend blah blah how could i blah blah, i thought we had something blah blah...

oh man, i need a smoke...

also, quoted for posterity

 

[Rubycon]

The truth will set you free!

Only if you need somebody...

 

[waggy]

yeah i remember the thread about him claiming his wife left him (smartest move she ever did) and hopefully she gets full custody of the kids.

 

[Barfo]

shens

 

[TridenT]

shens

This.

Zane was on drugs and THINKS he did anything with ladies, but it was really just his dog...

 

[compman25]

Towlie says "Wanna get high?"

 

[narzy]

oh man, I love the ignore feature!

 

[AnonymouseUser]

!Zaning in a postjohnson daerht

*Posted from my mobile phone while racing Accords in my Thunderbird SC Coupe

 

[dsity]

forehead hair. she must have been really ugly.

 

[pray4mojo]

I like feeding trolls.

 

[BlueAcolyte]

Threading in a ZJ post?

 

[rudeguy]

This.

Zane was on drugs and THINKS he did anything with ladies, but it was really just his dog...

notice he doesn't directly claim to have engaged in any sexual activity. Its kind of like a reverse Clinton

 

[thepd7]

who's bed did you hook up in? I can't imagine just randomly screwing some girl at a party in someone else's bed.

 

[Azraele]

shens

He's an attention whore. It's pretty obvious by now.

 

[arcenite]

Using this opportunity to say hello to the world!

 

[Heller]

He's an attention whore. It's pretty obvious by now.

...

 

[TheVrolok]

This.

Zane was on drugs and THINKS he did anything with ladies, but it was really just his dog...

Reminds me of the Beerfest scene when Barry is wasted at the bar.



Oh, and posting in a ZJ thread.

 

[zinfamous]

i thought you had a wife and kids?

yeah, he just doesn't try anymore.

so sad.