My gf pees on things...

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pontifex

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Originally posted by: Jeeebus
now is she peeing or just spraying to mark her territory? might want to get the gf to the vet

lol, OP never said his GF was a cat!
 

shocksyde

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I knew a girl in college who would sleepwalk and squat over shoes and laundry hampers.

OP might be making it up, but I've seen it happen with my own eyes.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: dhcloud
If this isn't a parody thread, doctor. If it is a parody thread, good job. Either way...HHAHAHahahaahahaha
I caught a roommate pissing in the fridge after a long night of drinking a few years ago. Got a minifridge and a padlock the very next day.

is this is a parody thread its one of the rare golden (pun intended), actually funny, parody threads that come across ATOT.
 

JakwoW

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Does she take ambien? I have a cousin who likes to drive while asleep.

He also likes to use power tools. Not sure how he's still alive.
 

bignateyk

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My roomate tried to take a shit in his closet once. It was the first day I had met him and we had a party and did some drinking.

About 4 in the morning I was awakened by him tripping over some stuff while he backed into his closet pulling his pants down. I ran over and slapped him around a little till he came out of it.
 

JS80

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My parents told me a story once that I woke up in the middle of the night, went to the kitchen, opened the fridge, peed in it, then went back to sleep. I did not remember any of it.
 

wheresmybacon

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Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

How many is some? The only people I've known to do this are alchys like me...

If she's blacking out on a regular and peeing on stuff, well, she may have some decisions to make about her drinking career...
 

Eeezee

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This is... this is really weird. Try a doctor? There have to be other people with this kind of condition, and ways to manage it.

At least she hasn't peed directly on you, unless you're into that kind of thing.

I rarely sleepwalk, and according to my girlfriend I usually do something mundane like turn off the alarm (which is on the other side of the room but isn't ringing at the time) and walk around the living room for awhile. When I was a kid I once woke up standing outside while wearing my blanket. My mom was just coming outside to get me, and was like "wtf were you doing outside in a blanket?"

People who sleepwalk are super awesome... unless they pee on your things.
 

Perknose

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OP, you don't say, but I'm assuming she minds her q's. Cheer up, you're halfway there. All you need now is to get her to mind her pees.
 

TruePaige

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I know it's a little early but..

could this be the best thread all day?

Yes.

Oh and PICS.
 

dainthomas

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Originally posted by: TruePaige
I know it's a little early but..

could this be the best thread all day?

Yes.

Oh and PICS.

This should be in the running for thread of the year. Pics would put it over the top!
 

TruePaige

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Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: TruePaige
I know it's a little early but..

could this be the best thread all day?

Yes.

Oh and PICS.

This should be in the running for thread of the year. Pics would put it over the top!

Pics in the act and I'd pay $1.