My gf pees on things...

[NatePo717]

Step 1: Film the culprit in action
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!

 

[Kalmah]

It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

 

[dougp]

This has to be a joke or parody or something ... its just not right.

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: m0mentary
UTI maybe. Go see a vet.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2210405&enterthread=y

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
now is she peeing or just spraying to mark her territory? might want to get the gf to the vet

Get her checked for worms while you're there.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: m0mentary
UTI maybe. Go see a vet.

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2210405&enterthread=y

So is this a parody? It's highly bizarre, but not quite to the point where it COULDN'T be true.

We definitely need pics to confirm.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

Dude, get some kinky restraints and tie her ass down to the bed on nights after she's had alcohol...

 

[Insomniator]

new gf stat

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

There you have it. She needs to drink less.

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: LS8
What the fvck?!?

Seconded.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Thread of the year

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

is she peeing or squirting? you might have a gem there and not know it. :Q

Originally posted by: preslove

Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.

Dude, get some kinky restraints and tie her ass down to the bed on nights after she's had alcohol...

see... that's what i'm talkin about.

 

[George P Burdell]

If this is a parody of the cat thread, I will give the OP 8.5/10. Well played, sir!

 

[Shawn]

If this is a parody you need to be permabanned. If not, you need a new gf.

 

[Squisher]

She is marking her territory.


Have her sleep with a harness that has a lanyard affixed to a cable that leads to the toilet.

 

[Ramma2]

I had a wrestling ring for these guys when I was 7ish or so, and one night I got up and peed on it in my sleep. The next morning I saw the ring and the cardboard base was ruined, I was so mad at myself that I never did it again.

Thus I propose my plan:

Fill the room with sittable objects loaded with your gf's stuff and not your own. Once she pees on enough of her stuff and has to clean it, she'll probably* stop.

*probably not, really.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: Nik
hahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahahahahahahahahahahha

This was my first reaction as well...

 

[Skunkwourk]

This could be a parody but the condition is real. I know a couple people who sleepwalk and once habitually used the closet as a urinal.

 

[Pastore]

Speaking of peeing on things while sleep walking...

I pissed on my NES while sleepwalking when I was like 10 years old. At the time my mom told me the dog did it so I wouldn't feel embarrassed.

 

[SpunkyJones]

I don't date chicks who piss on my stuff. /thread.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
I don't date chicks who piss on my stuff. /thread.

Nothin wrong with a lil golden showers!

 

[0roo0roo]

epic spider post

 

[Vonkhan]

Taze her

it's the only solution

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: m0mentary
This could be a parody but the condition is real. I know a couple people who sleepwalk and once habitually used the closet as a urinal.

Get around enough "party people" and you'll find out lots of drunk people mistake various things for toilets... sometimes even other people, those are the best stories :laugh:

 

[insect9]

If this isn't a parody thread, doctor. If it is a parody thread, good job. Either way...HHAHAHahahaahahaha
I caught a roommate pissing in the fridge after a long night of drinking a few years ago. Got a minifridge and a padlock the very next day.