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My gf pees on things...

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It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.
 
Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.
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Dude, get some kinky restraints and tie her ass down to the bed on nights after she's had alcohol...

 
Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.
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There you have it. She needs to drink less.
 
Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.
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is she peeing or squirting? you might have a gem there and not know it. :Q

Originally posted by: preslove
Originally posted by: Kalmah
It never happens in the bed.. always inanimate objects..

She only does it on nights that she has had some alcoholic drinks.
Click to expand...

Dude, get some kinky restraints and tie her ass down to the bed on nights after she's had alcohol...
Click to expand...
see... that's what i'm talkin about.
 
She is marking her territory.


Have her sleep with a harness that has a lanyard affixed to a cable that leads to the toilet.
 
I had a wrestling ring for these guys when I was 7ish or so, and one night I got up and peed on it in my sleep. The next morning I saw the ring and the cardboard base was ruined, I was so mad at myself that I never did it again.

Thus I propose my plan:

Fill the room with sittable objects loaded with your gf's stuff and not your own. Once she pees on enough of her stuff and has to clean it, she'll probably* stop.

*probably not, really.
 
This could be a parody but the condition is real. I know a couple people who sleepwalk and once habitually used the closet as a urinal.
 
Speaking of peeing on things while sleep walking...

I pissed on my NES while sleepwalking when I was like 10 years old. At the time my mom told me the dog did it so I wouldn't feel embarrassed.
 
Originally posted by: m0mentary
This could be a parody but the condition is real. I know a couple people who sleepwalk and once habitually used the closet as a urinal.
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Get around enough "party people" and you'll find out lots of drunk people mistake various things for toilets... sometimes even other people, those are the best stories :laugh:
 
If this isn't a parody thread, doctor. If it is a parody thread, good job. Either way...HHAHAHahahaahahaha
I caught a roommate pissing in the fridge after a long night of drinking a few years ago. Got a minifridge and a padlock the very next day.
 
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