Mattel introduces fat Barbie

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MongGrel

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To have the minimum waist size needed to have functional internal organs, the original Barbie would have to be over seven feet tall. Pass.

Karlie probably isn't too far off.

6'1" 126 lbs, makes Taylor look like a dwarf.

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Rakehellion

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Sonikku

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"Fat" Barbie seems closer to human body reality than "regular" Barbie. :hmm:
 

cbrunny

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Looks like she weighs at least 220.

It's well known that Barbie doesn't have a vagina. The real question is, does Fat Barbie have a gunt?

Also, link?

Well, from this post, at least we know that you don't go around weighing people for fun or money. You clearly have no idea what 220 looks like on a woman.
 

Exophase

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These body proportions just look weird. Fat doesn't usually go 100% to your thighs, even for women.
 

Genx87

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I was expecting to see a barbie with cankles and a gunt. Maybe in another 50 years.
 

mikeymikec

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For Spider Man to have all the energy required to lift a tank over his head, he'd need to consume 2,000,000 calories per day. What's your fucking point?

That was pretty funny, but I guess the irony in your response was lost on you.
 

zinfamous

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Karlie probably isn't too far off.

6'1" 126 lbs, makes Taylor look like a dwarf.

karlie_kloss_and_taylor_swift_by_lowerrider-d700rrr.jpg

what kind of ultratelephoto or wideangle lens are we working with here?

that dude behind Taylor Swift is like 4 feet tall?

the giant girl looks to be photoshopped in...
 

MongGrel

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Something is off with that picture, Taylor is 5' 10"

Probably is looking at it again, her head even seems oversized.

Was chopped from this one I guess, after looking around.

My bad.

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dainthomas

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For Spider Man to have all the energy required to lift a tank over his head, he'd need to consume 2,000,000 calories per day. What's your fucking point?

My point was "normal" Barbie is a freakish pituitary case. "Fat" Barbie would certainly be preferable.
 

Rakehellion

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My point was "normal" Barbie is a freakish pituitary case. "Fat" Barbie would certainly be preferable.

My point is that anyone can spout ridiculous pseudoscience to make an needless statement.

She's a cartoon character. Are we going to start body shaming Ragedy Ann too?
 

zinfamous

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My point is that anyone can spout ridiculous pseudoscience to make an needless statement.

She's a cartoon character. Are we going to start body shaming Ragedy Ann too?

pffft. Ragedy Ann is poor. Ain't no one want to deal with no welfare queen!
 

Ruptga

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Are you all arguing about which girls doll you like the most?

Is your ploy to make a meta comment because you don't like which girls' dolls we like the most, but you also don't want to be seen arguing on the subject?
 

Imp

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Karlie probably isn't too far off.

6'1" 126 lbs, makes Taylor look like a dwarf.

I think Karle's closer to 6'3". Would like to see her beside Gwendoline Christie who is self-proclaimed 6'3".