Mattel introduces fat Barbie

[Ruptga]

No, actually it's not. 175 would be normal for 5-9. 200 would be ok if they're bodybuilding.

Yeah huh. Fine is not ideal, but it's still fine.

Ideal would be more like 6' and 200.

I think it borders a bit on too heavy but that wasn't what was being debated.

The question was if curvy Barbie was real, how much would she weigh. Rakehellion thinks "at least 220", a few people disagreed so he posted that photo of Ashley Graham, who's only around 200. Personally I think curvy Barbie would be 170-180 tops if real so I tracked down that other photo.

I think that's a moot point, since I doubt anyone with those proportions would even exist. The limbs are relatively normal, but have you ever seen someone with such a small rib cage and waist with such large hips?

 

[SKORPI0]

What's next?

Double chin Barbie?

Transgender Ken.

 

[Pocatello]

Sure, Barbie can be a little rounder 'round the hip, but what about Ken?

 

[master_shake_]

Transgender Ken.

he's already as smooth as glass...

how much more transgender could you be?

 

[disappoint]

kids have influence in what parents buy them.

they did a study with 2 dolls. both were exactly the same (including clothing) except one was black and the other was white.

black kindergarten aged girls picked the white dolls overwhelmingly to play with.
they asked them why. they said white is better.

I predict the same response. being skinny is better

Holy shit. Moonbeam was right. Some people actually do hate themselves.

 

[SKORPI0]

Transgender Ken.

he's already as smooth as glass...

how much more transgender could you be?

Just like bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.... Add boobs,replace penor with vijay jay.

 

[Homerboy]

Just like bruce/Caitlyn Jenner.... Add boobs,replace penor with vijay jay.

Pretty sure Caitlyn never got snipped.

 

[HomerJS]

When will pot bellied Ken be available??

 

[SKORPI0]

Pretty sure Caitlyn never got snipped.

i know that, Hopefully he/she eventually does. :\

 

[vi edit]

When will pot bellied Ken be available??

It will be "Dad Bod Ken".

He'll have a beer belly. A slightly balding head. A wrinkled tshirt that says "Sports" on it. He'll be holding a 6 pack of beer and a bag of chips. And he's packaged with the Barbie Minivan.

 

[LevelSea]

It will be "Dad Bod Ken".

He'll have a beer belly. A slightly balding head. A wrinkled tshirt that says "Sports" on it. He'll be holding a 6 pack of beer and a bag of chips. And he's packaged with the Barbie Minivan.

You could always get Alabama Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hwZ3iNcHc

 

[MongGrel]

It will be "Dad Bod Ken".

He'll have a beer belly. A slightly balding head. A wrinkled tshirt that says "Sports" on it. He'll be holding a 6 pack of beer and a bag of chips. And he's packaged with the Barbie Minivan.

+1

This is still one of my all time favorite commercials.

Bif off topic, but it is Barbie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8QKK5IDSXE

 

[clamum]

That actually don't look fat at all to me. Hell, looks like that Barbie would weigh less than 70% of eHarmony girls I see.

 

[PricklyPete]

Karlie probably isn't too far off.

6'1" 126 lbs, makes Taylor look like a dwarf.

Obvious photoshop.

 

[purbeast0]

people really think that 200lbs for a 5'9 chick is fine and not fat? seriously?

that's borderline obese for BMI (and yes i know BMI is pretty much worthless)

no wonder we have an obesity epidemic on our hands.

 

[Exophase]

Holy shit. Moonbeam was right. Some people actually do hate themselves.

Mind you, that study was from the 1940s. The way people talk about it today you'd think it happened last year.

 

[MongGrel]

Obvious photoshop.

Yeah, that has been pretty established by now.

 

[Ruptga]

people really think that 200lbs for a 5'9 chick is fine and not fat? seriously?

that's borderline obese for BMI (and yes i know BMI is pretty much worthless)

no wonder we have an obesity epidemic on our hands.

1. Borderline =/= is.
2. If they have any muscle that 200 will probably look fine on them. Find someone that goes outside once in a while and it will be fine.
2a. If it's worthless then why even bring it up?

 

[Slew Foot]

200lbs at 5'9" is fatass for anyone not a professional bodybuilder.

 

[KeithTalent]

200lbs at 5'9" is fatass for anyone not a professional bodybuilder.

I'm 6'1" and I feel overweight at anything over 190.

KT

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I'm waiting to see Ken's friend, Dave, the Fat Cop with his own box of donuts.

What does it matter?
They're all the same.
Thin, fat, dark, or fair.
They're smooth and hairless,
when you look down there.
And you know you do.


Thank you very much! I'll be here all night.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

I'm 6'1" and I feel overweight at anything over 190.

KT

Man I'm in trouble then. I'm 6'2" and haven't seen the south side of 200lbs since high school.

 

[KeithTalent]

Man I'm in trouble then. I'm 6'2" and haven't seen the south side of 200lbs since high school.

Nah, I'm just fucked in the head.

KT

 

[purbeast0]

1. Borderline =/= is.
2. If they have any muscle that 200 will probably look fine on them. Find someone that goes outside once in a while and it will be fine.
2a. If it's worthless then why even bring it up?

i brought it up because it's worthless for people such as myself who workout and are athletic built with muscles, which is about 10% (yes made that number up) of the population. i'm 5'11 and about 205lbs right now, which is on the smaller side for myself compared what i typically am. but shoulder injuries suck ass.

that barbie is not a workout warrior, nor are about 99.99% of women (made that number up too) who are 5'9 and weigh 200lbs.

oh and you are still a fatass if you are "borderline obese".

 

[amdhunter]

yeah, I don't see this version selling alot

Fat Barbie is more bangalicious IMO... :wub: