Mattel introduces fat Barbie

[ImpulsE69]

They need to release anatomically correct Ken with "it's so cute" penis so some of you will feel at home. 😀

 

[Blue_Max]

Blue hair and heavy... might as well just call her SJW Barbie.

 

[Blue_Max]

I thought photoshop right off the bat, but Kloss really is 6' 1" according to the interwebz.

Can't confirm photoshop or not but it seems odd... the short one resting her head on the tall one's chest? :wub:

 

[Exophase]

Blue hair and heavy... might as well just call her SJW Barbie.

Nah, having some curves and dyed hair isn't enough. This woman still looks pretty pleasant.

SJW Barbie needs problem glasses, a male tears mug in one hand, bell hooks book in the other, "Down With Cis" shirt and a really mean scowl.

Accessories include 10,000 sycophantic Twitter follows and a Patreon account.

 

[MongGrel]

Can't confirm photoshop or not but it seems odd... the short one resting her head on the tall one's chest? :wub:

Um, yeah, ya mean Taylor Swift ? 🙂