he's got a small point. A cheese sandwich and I mean real cheese not that american processed shit he likely eats with some salami or nice deli meat can be lovely for a simple meal ona warm day. or as we grew up, cheese and branston pickle or if you were capable of it, making your own pickle relish from scratch because the branston pickle would get devoured asap.
the rest of his post violates the geneva conventions on crimes against humanity.
edit: cheese and onion is good, too. cheese, onion and mustard is better. maybe a handful of crisps on the side, nice ale to the side. half pint or a whole bottle of grenache to yourself. whichever comes first.