Lmao what do white people eat everyday, educate me.

[sdifox]

I eat a piece of wonder bread in between two slices of wonder bread. With miracle whip.

Ew

 

[pmv]

I think we're well pasta that point.

Surely "white people food" would be more like a pasty

Not to be eaten together with anti-pasti

Lest it causes a huge explosion.

 

[WelshBloke]

Surely "white people food" would be more like a pasty

Not to be eaten together with anti-pasti

Lest it causes a huge explosion.

I love a good pasty! They do chicken and chorizo ones in the market near me that are pretty godly but a good peppery Cornish pasty is the gold standard!

 

[WelshBloke]

Jamaican patties are pretty much just pasties and that's not white person food!

 

[sdifox]

Jamaican patties are pretty much just pasties and that's not white person food!

White people would drop dead walking by the store

I have a Jamaican Patty store near me. I get it from time to time.

 

[WelshBloke]

White people would drop dead walking by the store

I have a Jamaican Patty store near me. I get it from time to time.

Meh. Your average British curry place is much hotter.

 

[sdifox]

Meh. Your average British curry place is much hotter.

Ever wonder why there is always a big garbage bin outside? It's to collect dead white people.

 

[WelshBloke]

Ever wonder why there is always a big garbage bin outside? It's to collect dead white people.

I mean the kebab shops on a Friday night in the city look like like a battle site! Must be the banana peppers!

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Ever wonder why there is always a big garbage bin outside? It's to collect dead white people.

Everyone says white people don't like hot food but like half the white people I know have 'ass blaster 9000' hot sauces by the shelf-load at home. The other half unfortunately find cinnamon spicy but I'm pretty sure they're aliens or lizards.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Err you.can get frozen thinly sliced beef from Asian supermarkets. They are intended for hot pot or grill. And of course you can use it for gyudon or sukiyaki.

But I'm a cheap bastard

 

[sdifox]

Everyone says white people don't like hot food but like half the white people I know have 'ass blaster 9000' hot sauces by the shelf-load at home. The other half unfortunately find cinnamon spicy but I'm pretty sure they're aliens or lizards.

We are talking about UK citizens. Black pepper is all they can take.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

We talking UK citizen. Black pepper is all they can take.

Kind of sounds that way if banana peppers are hot by UK standards, no offense @WelshBloke

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

We are talking about UK citizens. Black pepper is all they can take.

And that's just a fruit! Embarrassing.

 

[WelshBloke]

Kind of sounds that way if banana peppers are hot by UK standards, no offense @WelshBloke

A big stack of pickled peppers on top of a kebab covered in chilli sauce is a thing of beauty!

 

[pmv]

We are talking about UK citizens. Black pepper is all they can take.

This is an over-simplification.

The whole concept of "white people food" (really of "white people anything") is very specific to the US, and really doesn't work for most of Europe. But the UK is probably the exception, as we have always had pretty bland/bad food. Possibly it's that that influenced the perception of "whiteness" in the US.

However, one reason why Great Britain came to take over 2/3s of the world was in a desperate search for something that actually tasted of something. And plenty of British people discovered they liked spicy food when South Asians arrived.

E.g. the stand-up routine by Russel Kane about how the only time he ever saw his proper working class Cockney dad cry, was when his favorite Indian restaurant closed.

 

[sdifox]

This is an over-simplification.

The whole concept of "white people food" (really of "white people anything") is very specific to the US, and really doesn't work for most of Europe. But the UK is probably the exception, as we have always had pretty bland/bad food. Possibly it's that that influenced the perception of "whiteness" in the US.

However, one reason why Great Britain came to take over 2/3s of the world was in a desperate search for something that actually tasted of something. And plenty of British people discovered they liked spicy food when South Asians arrived.

E.g. the stand-up routine by Russel Kane about how the only time he ever saw his proper working class Cockney dad cry, was when his favorite Indian restaurant closed.

What would a farce be without exaggerations?

 

[brianmanahan]

I thought couscous was last year's thing, and now everyone's moved on to quinoa?

Though the first I heard about that stuff was the "backlash" that decreed it to be unPC

maybe, my couscous conference binge was almost 10 years ago

but i still get it whenever i get a chance to eat out at some place that has it

 

[WelshBloke]

maybe, my couscous conference binge was almost 10 years ago

but i still get it whenever i get a chance to eat out at some place that has it

Make it at home. It's the easiest thing ever. It's one of my go to camping foods because it's so quick and easy.

 

[A///]

Smashburgers! Only way to have them. I have a giant spatula and wooden dowel especially for burger nights. Quarter pound per person squashed and cooked until lacy.

Much prefer 1/3 lb balls for my smash burgers.75/25 beef, I use some of the rendered fat with some mayo for a sauce. If I'm eating burgers I'm not pussyi'ng around with healthiness.

 

[Muse]

There's a gluey melted plastic texture that you don't get with actual cheese!

Wow, I'd forgotten all about American cheese. I guess they still sell that around here, but I haven't eaten any in many decades. We had it in the house when I was a kid. It's OK on a burger, not good for anything else. It's kind of an affront to any cheese lover.

 

[Muse]

Much prefer 1/3 lb balls for my smash burgers.75/25 beef, I use some of the rendered fat with some mayo for a sauce. If I'm eating burgers I'm not pussyi'ng around with healthiness.

TBH I haven't eaten a burger in several years. I'm not a nut but all in all I eat pretty healthy. Seriously, I look around and see a lot of people who look terribly unhealthy. A lot of it has to do with what they eat. Probably sit and watch TV for long hours too. ☠️

 

[A///]

TBH I haven't eaten a burger in several years. I'm not a nut but all in all I eat pretty healthy. Seriously, I look around and see a lot of people who look terribly unhealthy. A lot of it has to do with what they eat. Probably sit and watch TV for long hours too. ☠️

yep plenty of people who eat healthy and look terrible too. people go to extremes on either end without any moderate consideration of their own habits.

 

[MrSquished]

Twinkie sandwiches between Yodels

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Cheese sandwiches with or without boloney*. Hot dogs with ketchup. Overcooked pasta with canned sauce and cheddar cheese. Vegetables than come in a can. Any recipe found on the back of a can of soup called "Cream of _____."

*boloney is distinct from bologna. It's whiter.

 

[sdifox]

Cheese sandwiches with or without boloney*. Hot dogs with ketchup. Overcooked pasta with canned sauce and cheddar cheese. Vegetables than come in a can. Any recipe found on the back of a can of soup called "Cream of _____."

*boloney is distinct from bologna. It's whiter.

Dude you are gonna make me cry.