Liability...you decide

[Boxxcar]

And the contestant's real name on this WHAT'S MY THREAD is John Wayne Bobbit!!!

 

[bootymac]

I just flinched from reading that

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1

Originally posted by: DAGTA
Are you uncircumsized and the Frenulum tore? I've heard of that happening, but I've never heard of someone requiring surgery for it.

My opinion: you were having sex (having fun) and I doubt she intentionally meant to harm you. It's one of those things in life that just sometimes goes wrong. If she offers to pay for some, take it, but I won't expect it of her.

YOU GOT IT

Problem was, it healed too tight and now I can't even pull back the foreskin to urinate...or put on a condom.

If I was giving her oral sex and bit off her clitoris, I bet you holy hell she'd sue.

Would it not stretch gradually over time?

Forgetting about the suing part... I'm thinking that surgery has a good chance of messing you up worse or, at least, causing you to lose a lot of sensitivity.

I am considering getting circumsision done. It's too painful to even urinate. I am definitely worried about infection, I can't pull it back to clean in there.

BTW, can I get a beer card?

Find yourself a good doctor... hopefully they can fix you up without chopping off part of you. I'd recommend a doctor that was trained in a foreskin friendly country, like India or Russia. Americans docs only know how to cut them off.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Does this put the circumcision debate to rest?

No. Why would it?

 

[cyberhap]

Did she finish the job?

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: cyberhap
Did she finish the job?

Only if I ejaculated blood too, because no semen was present at time of penil anarchy.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: Tiamat
Hopefully she has rear entry insurance.

FIXED!

 

[imported_Kensai]

Originally posted by: leftyman
pics

WTFBBQ!?!

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: arcenite
holy god that sounds painful

x1000000 BILLION TRILLION!!!!!! omg

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

ell...oh...muthafvckin ell

oh yeah, shenasaurus rex. this is too funny to be real.

and no, she is not responsible in any way

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
ell...oh...muthafvckin ell

oh yeah, shenasaurus rex. this is too funny to be real.

and no, she is not responsible in any way

Please don't call shens...for your own sake.



This is very real. It's not like it's impossible, it happens to circumsized guys on occasion because our skin is attached in back by a little piece of skin, that piece tore off completely and that is what bled. It healed back too tight.

It'd be shens if I hurt my ownself masturbating, because that doesn't happen. In over 9 years I have never hurt myself, I put it in the hands of one female and 9 years of proper care and maintenance is ruined.

 

[datalink7]

She broke your penis?

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: datalink7
She broke your penis?

She tore it, if she broke it I don't think I'd be around to talk about it, that'd be tragic.

 

[imported_Reck]

owned!

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: Ronin
She's not liable, as far as I can tell, unless there was malicious intent (which you'd probably have a hard time proving).

Tell her to take off the heels next time.

 

[hans030390]

you just made my day................................

i just think you should get surgery and not mention how it happened, because they probably wont make the girl do anything.

and wtf, why would you do it so hard to tear it???? UGH

 

[PingSpike]

I think the fact that she knows she gives the absolute worst blow jobs in the universe should probably be punishment enough for her.

 

[bleeb]

Aye dios mio... good luck my friend.

 

[Ilmater]

You know what... I'm just going to ask it... WHAT THE FVCK WAS SHE JERKING YOU WITH?!?! A hand wouldn't do that!

 

[Bryophyte]

I don't think she would be liable for the whole thing. You were having consentual sex, it was not intentional, it was a freak accident, and you didn't seek medical help in a timely manner.

 

[Icanoutsmokeany1]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I don't think she would be liable for the whole thing. You were having consentual sex, it was not intentional, it was a freak accident, and you didn't seek medical help in a timely manner.

I am just going to bite off her clitoris during oral sex, that'd be just returns.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
TMI

x1000

 

[mdchesne]

Originally posted by: leftyman
pics

ew, how about not

i have no advice for you on this... don't think many people have had THAT rough of sex.... but think of it as a blessing in diguise.

you're at the docotor's, right? appraising your junk? why not get the whole package while you're there fixing that little mess of hers? 8==) ---> 8=========================)

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: maziwanka

Originally posted by: arcenite
holy god that sounds painful

x1000000 BILLION TRILLION!!!!!! omg

QFT!

 

[Whitecloak]

*cringes in pain