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You've just learned lesson #6. Girls are never good at handjobs. They need a LOT of teaching.

I hope everything heals alright.
 
Originally posted by: Boxxcar
After reading thru this, I don't think there ever was a girl involved in this so called handjob. I figured you were using some sort of sucking device ( ie: a vacuum cleaner) and got carried away, not realizing what damage you did until the tears started rolling. Too embarrassed to fess up the truth, you've fabricated the girl/handjob story. Go see a doc and get circumsised, then you won't have to worry about the flapping skin.
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I masturbate, sure. But I know exactly how to do it without screwing up my skin. Apparently this is more common than I thought, as there is more info on the web about that piece being torn.

BTW, I showed the girl this thread and she just laughed her ass off.

🙁

 
Originally posted by: PingSpike
I won't go into details but we were doing our thing, the position was slightly uncomfortable for me but she was clearly enjoying it so I continued. Afterwards I noticed blood in the condom. I was a bit worried but thought I would wait and see until tomorrow. The next morning in the shower I was bleeding from my pee hole...I almost passed the fvck out right there, barely managed to stay on my feet. The bleeding would start again every time I took a leak for that morning.

I made an appointment with the doctor for the next day, but by the time I got there the bleeding had stopped. He just said I probably irritated my urethra and gave me the old finger in the ass just to me safe. 😛
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:laugh: I busted out for a good 2 minutes at that one!
Dude, that is hardcore old-skool! Did he at least give you a lollipop after?
 
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