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Ikonomi

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she pulls down too fast/hard on my foreskin and the backside that attaches it rips, along with part of the inside of the skin
Fuck you. Fuck you! The turtle has retreated into his shell because of this line.

:thumbsdown::laugh:
 

Hacp

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Your so stupid. I read about this in a book where this guy and girl did it and the guy got his skin ripped off. If you went to a doctor, you would have been charged, and gotten a Gel where you put your dick in for like 1 week. After that its healed. Just don't masturbate/ f*ck anyone during that time.

No surgury involved.
 

EyeMWing

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I don't care if it's true or false, my peepee retreated to safety. The OP should be banned for anti-male terrorism.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
I don't think she would be liable for the whole thing. You were having consentual sex, it was not intentional, it was a freak accident, and you didn't seek medical help in a timely manner.

I am just going to bite off her clitoris during oral sex, that'd be just returns.

That would not be unintentional nor would it be a freak accident. You're just being a prick.
 

DrPizza

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shens, but LMAO at the OP's story.

Incidentally, for those who didn't notice, at some points, it's external damage - to the skin. At other points, he says he's peeing blood which means the damage is to the urethra or other internal parts, not the skin. OP is full of sh!t. Nonetheless, funny story. Now we can all go to work in the morning and tell our co-workers "I know this guy and uh his girlfriend was giving him a handjob, and uh, she tore it right off!"
 

Icanoutsmokeany1

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Excelsior
WHAT THE FVCK? She can't even give a decent handjob? Jesus christ.
it had to be more than just using her hands.


You don't seem to understand...

She pulled back on my foreskin entirely too hard/fast two times in a row and the piece that connects is what tore. It was quite painful and hasn't healed right, going to see the Dr. tomorrow.

I wouldn't make this up, it's actually really messed up and I have already talked about the situation in more detail than I had intended.


 

Icanoutsmokeany1

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
shens, but LMAO at the OP's story.

Incidentally, for those who didn't notice, at some points, it's external damage - to the skin. At other points, he says he's peeing blood which means the damage is to the urethra or other internal parts, not the skin. OP is full of sh!t. Nonetheless, funny story. Now we can all go to work in the morning and tell our co-workers "I know this guy and uh his girlfriend was giving him a handjob, and uh, she tore it right off!"

Why don't you go re-read this thread and realize the person posting about peeing blood is not me. I have no idea who he is and he decided to post a story about himself, I guess.

 

bootymac

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Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
You don't seem to understand...

She pulled back on my foreskin entirely too hard/fast two times in a row and the piece that connects is what tore. It was quite painful and hasn't healed right, going to see the Dr. tomorrow.

I wouldn't make this up, it's actually really messed up and I have already talked about the situation in more detail than I had intended.

Yeah, I know where you're talking about. I've always wondered how strong that thingy was :Q

Frenulum: Band-like ligament found on the underside of the head of the penis, which holds the foreskin in place. It's also said to be one of the most s ensitive spots on a penis and - like a banjo string it's sometimes named after - can be snapped if you play with it too hard. Cue much blood, screaming, and a trip to ER.

-UMM
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Excelsior
WHAT THE FVCK? She can't even give a decent handjob? Jesus christ.
it had to be more than just using her hands.


You don't seem to understand...

She pulled back on my foreskin entirely too hard/fast two times in a row and the piece that connects is what tore. It was quite painful and hasn't healed right, going to see the Dr. tomorrow.

I wouldn't make this up, it's actually really messed up and I have already talked about the situation in more detail than I had intended.
i can't understand why she was being THAT ROUGH. were you both high or what?

 

Icanoutsmokeany1

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Icanoutsmokeany1
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Excelsior
WHAT THE FVCK? She can't even give a decent handjob? Jesus christ.
it had to be more than just using her hands.


You don't seem to understand...

She pulled back on my foreskin entirely too hard/fast two times in a row and the piece that connects is what tore. It was quite painful and hasn't healed right, going to see the Dr. tomorrow.

I wouldn't make this up, it's actually really messed up and I have already talked about the situation in more detail than I had intended.
i can't understand why she was being THAT ROUGH. were you both high or what?

Actually, she is just bad at it, I assume. She's the first time that ever happened. I think most girls aren't use to guys who aren't uncut..
 

Boxxcar

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After reading thru this, I don't think there ever was a girl involved in this so called handjob. I figured you were using some sort of sucking device ( ie: a vacuum cleaner) and got carried away, not realizing what damage you did until the tears started rolling. Too embarrassed to fess up the truth, you've fabricated the girl/handjob story. Go see a doc and get circumsised, then you won't have to worry about the flapping skin.
 

cthulhu

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
while having a woman in stiletto heels walk on your scrot may sound like fun, in practice it can be quite dangerous.

LMAO:laugh:
 

sourceninja

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I would like to take this moment to address all the so called me out there.

If you ever ever ever have anything wrong with your "junk" you should go to the doctor asap. I dont care what the problem is, like your teeth, you only get one set. So take care of it and keep it healthy, and it will keep you happy as well.