Jumper - worst movie ever.

[antyler]

I haven seen Jumper, but I wasnt impressed by either of the other two. They were somewhat strange.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You have to figure any movie with Hayden Christensen starring in it has got to suck hard.

Yep, don't even know why there would be any doubt.

The big question is who is the better litmus test for a suck-ass movie - Hayden Christensen or Paul Walker?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Looking at this year's nominee list again, I guess I wouldn't be too upset if Viggo or even TLJ won, they were both excellent, but DDL was still better than all of them.

KT

Eastern Promises was one of the few movies I saw in the theater in 07. That movie was all Viggo and it was great. Glad to see he's still doing quality work after LOTR.

Yeah, he was fantastic. That bath house scene was insane! :Q

KT

 

[gorcorps]

I saw it. I enjoyed it enough until the end. It was such an abrupt ending that I felt cheated.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: pontifex
i don't know whether to take anything seriously i read on here about movie reviews and such. you guys love stuff like Talladega Nights.

meh, i guess i'll just watch it when it comes out on DVD anyway. the trailer looked pretty cool to me.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/jumper/ 15% right now, that's pretty horrible

and Talladega Nights got a 72%. that movie was shit - pure shit.

LOL epic. I hate RT with a passion.

 

[GTaudiophile]

The greatest travesty in all Oscar history was when "Shakespeare in Love" won over "Saving Private Ryan" for Best Picture.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You have to figure any movie with Hayden Christensen starring in it has got to suck hard.

Episoe 3 was pretty good. Though it may have been risen to a higher status since we get to see him get sliced and diced.

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Wow sir. Wow.

 

[pyonir]

Worst ever? You obviously haven't seen "The Marine".

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i don't know whether to take anything seriously i read on here about movie reviews and such. you guys love stuff like Talladega Nights.

meh, i guess i'll just watch it when it comes out on DVD anyway. the trailer looked pretty cool to me.

SAVE ME SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!! Heheheh...great movie

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i don't know whether to take anything seriously i read on here about movie reviews and such. you guys love stuff like Talladega Nights.

meh, i guess i'll just watch it when it comes out on DVD anyway. the trailer looked pretty cool to me.

Ah ha....and what pieces of cinematic genius do you like? I'm sure it's terrible, so don't bother.

Anyway I saw this movie...holy hell, someone tell their cameraman that the shakey/fast moving cam is not necessary in every single scene. I mean, not even action scenes, it's shaking and jumping all over the place.

I went in expecting it to suck, so it was slightly better than I expected, but by no means good.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: pontifex
i don't know whether to take anything seriously i read on here about movie reviews and such. you guys love stuff like Talladega Nights.

meh, i guess i'll just watch it when it comes out on DVD anyway. the trailer looked pretty cool to me.

Ah ha....and what pieces of cinematic genius do you like? I'm sure it's terrible, so don't bother.

Anyway I saw this movie...holy hell, someone tell their cameraman that the shakey/fast moving cam is not necessary in every single scene. I mean, not even action scenes, it's shaking and jumping all over the place.

I went in expecting it to suck, so it was slightly better than I expected, but by no means good.

you're calling Talladega Nights cinematic genius? seriously, I weep for our future.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Worst ever? You obviously haven't seen "The Marine".

that movie is epic man, the final scene where he doesn't breathe (or was it the girl?) for like, 3 minutes straight was pretty awesome

 

[Deeko]

Not at all - but it was entertaining. I'm sure far more entertaining than anything you liked.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You have to figure any movie with Hayden Christensen starring in it has got to suck hard.

Life as a house was alright. I'm a Kevin Kline fan though.

Shattered Glass was actually quite good.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not at all - but it was entertaining. I'm sure far more entertaining than anything you liked.

lol...at htis point, would it matter what i said i liked? i could like a movie you thought was the best and you'd still say it was crap just to spite me.

i know how atot works.

 

[Deeko]

Not just in this thread. You are permanently "bad movie pontifex". I never forget.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Too bad you couldn't make it to There Will be Blood, it was absolutely brilliant. If Daniel Day Lewis doesn't win the oscar for that performance it will be the biggest robbery since Russell Crowe lost out for A Beautiful Mind.

KT

The biggest robbery of all time was Julia Roberts winning for Erin Brokovich over Ellen Burnstyn for Requiem for a Dream.

^^^ Truth.

My personal most hated Oscar Robbery was :

Shakespeare in Love getting BP over Saving Private Ryan

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not just in this thread. You are permanently "bad movie pontifex". I never forget.

i don't even know what that means.

 

[Q]

It was a decent movie. Not good, but not bad

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
You have to figure any movie with Hayden Christensen starring in it has got to suck hard.

Life as a house was alright. I'm a Kevin Kline fan though.

Shattered Glass was actually quite good.

It would have been better if somebody else played his part. He was really outclassed by the other actors in that cast.

 

[purbeast0]

you must not have seen many movies if Jumper is the worst movie you've ever seen.

Jumper was a decent flick. nothing terrible but nothing great. it was a decent flick that kept me entertained for 90 minutes.

there are far worse flicks than Jumper. just stop going to movies expecting to see a movie as good as T2, Gladiator, or Braveheart everytime you see a movie and you wont be as disappointed.

 

[xeemzor]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Worst ever? You obviously haven't seen "The Marine".

You obviously haven't seen Battlefield Earth.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not just in this thread. You are permanently "bad movie pontifex". I never forget.

i don't even know what that means.

It's an old expression. You'll get it.

I hope you didn't hate Anchorman too, cuz you basically just quoted it perfectly.

 

[purbeast0]

i also find it funny that there seem to be 5 people in this thread who saw the movie and only the OP thought it was a bad movie.

but everyone who has replied other than the 4/5 people who actually saw the movie already think it is a terrible movie.

way to make decisions w/out even seeing movies :thumbsup:

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not just in this thread. You are permanently "bad movie pontifex". I never forget.

i don't even know what that means.

It's an old expression. You'll get it.

I hope you didn't hate Anchorman too, cuz you basically just quoted it perfectly.

Haven't seen it.