Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

i still dont know what movie had corbin bernsen as a cop. Seems like a bad idea to me.

 

[Svnla]

Go to #5 and look at the first slide, that was a good looking couple (she was a bit too pale but he had a great body) = http://www.freep.com/story/entertai...on-top-10-must-see-photos-vids-more/84437946/

 

[Hugh Jass]

Go to #5 and look at the first slide...

 

[Imp]

Nice c-section scar.

 

[TwiceOver]

 

[Ruptga]

 

[GagHalfrunt]

i still dont know what movie had corbin bernsen as a cop in any role. Seems like a bad idea to me.

FTFY

 

[DesiPower]

 

[shortylickens]

I found it amusing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tfimeu9XY0&feature=youtu.be

Especially because Call of Duty fans are normally so ravenous about loving their games.

 

[DesiPower]

Mentos in beer

 

[SKORPI0]

Mentos in beer

from 2007 Carlsberg commercial
---> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAcc8CPhlO4

 

[John Connor]

LMAO! Epic troll is epic. I've gortten a few texts that were destined to someone else as well.

 

[master_shake_]

hahahahahahahaha.

perfect.

 

[master_shake_]

Nice c-section scar.

that's not what a c-section scar looks like.

 

[Imp]

that's not what a c-section scar looks like.

Center vertical line dividing the belly into two hemispheres?

 

[master_shake_]

Center vertical line dividing the belly into two hemispheres?

no doctor would ever do that.

its always above the pubic hair line horizontally.

at least my wifes 2 were.

edit: apparently some doctors would do that.

thats a shame.

 

[Charmonium]

over zealous episiotomy scar?

 

[Newbian]

A cat brush for a cat:

In case you want to know how it works: https://www.facebook.com/meowbox/videos/1101376423259349/

I guess that's what you need for crazy cat ladies.

 

[Hugh Jass]

What an unfunny twit.

Wrong numbers happen...no need to be a dick bag about it.

But no real surprise that Terminator boy thought it was so "epic". What a knob.

 

[kage69]

no doctor would ever do that.

its always above the pubic hair line horizontally.

at least my wifes 2 were.

edit: apparently some doctors would do that.

thats a shame.

Actually, vertical cuts were used back in the day for c-sections. The horizontal cut that they try to hide in with her boosh (assuming there is one) is a relatively recent technique.

'Back in the day,' when a woman was admitted to have a baby, the first thing they'd do is shave her bare. Those poor women! As if pushing another person out of your body and the subsequent hormonal rollercoaster ride wasn't enough, they had to deal with a re-growing lady garden a day or two after delivery.

It's amazing dads weren't being murdered in droves.

 

[Drako]

Center vertical line dividing the belly into two hemispheres?

Why would a guy get a C section?

 

[KMFJD]

Why would a guy get a C section?

yeah?

 

[bigi]

Nice c-section scar.

It should have its tits covered, right?

 

[Ichinisan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4264G2CUAEZ0V4.jpg

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