Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[mikeymikec]

Tap dancing song birds move to fast to see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkumbnYc8Ns

Suddenly a horny whale crashes through the nearby window.

 

[Bird222]

 

[DesiPower]

 

[DesiPower]

** NSFW ** Worth a click, wont be disappointed

 

[Fritzo]

Picked some wild corn dogs today, but they tasted terrible. Must not have been ripe yet.

 

[lxskllr]

Picked some wild corn dogs today, but they tasted terrible. Must not have been ripe yet.

aka, the fuck with your kids plant :^D

 

[skyking]

WTF dad this thing just blew up in my mouth!

 

[Charmonium]

** NSFW ** Worth a click, wont be disappointed

Too bad they're not against all forms, like say . . . mental masturbation and ideological circle jerks. ()

 

[KMFJD]

Sodium/Potassium liquid alloy bullets meets Watermelon, nice slow mo

https://gfycat.com/WideeyedWideeyedGadwall

 

[Greenman]

Sodium/Potassium liquid alloy bullets meets Watermelon, nice slow mo

https://gfycat.com/WideeyedWideeyedGadwall

That's really impressive. Where would a fellow procure such a device?

 

[kage69]

Sodium/Potassium liquid alloy bullets meets Watermelon, nice slow mo

https://gfycat.com/WideeyedWideeyedGadwall

Melf's Minute Meteors meets the 1911!



I'll take two.

 

[kage69]

aka, the fuck with your kids plant :^D

Definitely teach your kids about cat tails: good survival food, the right parts taste like potato.

 

[OutHouse]

** NSFW ** Worth a click, wont be disappointed

D:

self-rape sin cave...

 

[master_shake_]

D:

self-rape sin cave...

ah religion...

it's like a hot poker up your ass after you cut off your balls.

 

[Imp]

Sodium/Potassium liquid alloy bullets meets Watermelon, nice slow mo

https://gfycat.com/WideeyedWideeyedGadwall

Looks like a naked GoPro by that melon... could have put a case on it.

 

[CZroe]

Too bad they're not against all forms, like say . . . mental masturbation and ideological circle jerks. ()

ah religion...

it's like a hot poker up your ass after you cut off your balls.

Curious how certain people think this is an accurate portrayal of the way most religious people feel about masturbation and try to characterize the majority that way, especially based on some gags that were intentionally ridiculous. I'm sure neither of you thought these were real, but keep in mind: if there were really that many religious people who felt that way then they could use actual LOL-worthy anti-masturbation religious material and wouldn't have to make it up.

 

[DesiPower]

looks like more from the same stagers

 

[DesiPower]

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

looks like more from the same stagers

Fuck Yes. FUCK YES.

Nice to see the prankster get pranked hehe.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Other than a fat ugly chick that is into black dudes with a stupid pun statement... I'm not really getting the funny?

Other than the fact that being black doesn't make you African.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[William Gaatjes]

That is so cool.

 

[mikeymikec]

** NSFW ** Worth a click, wont be disappointed

stopmasturbationnow.org must be the best trolling attempt I have ever seen.

 

[Charmonium]

Curious how certain people think this is an accurate portrayal of the way most religious people feel about masturbation and try to characterize the majority that way, especially based on some gags that were intentionally ridiculous. I'm sure neither of you thought these were real, but keep in mind: if there were really that many religious people who felt that way then they could use actual LOL-worthy anti-masturbation religious material and wouldn't have to make it up.

I was raised Catholic and those memes are a lot closer to the truth than you'll ever understand.

As for religious people believing and doing ridiculous shit, that case pretty much proves itself.

 

[KMFJD]