Is it illegal to have sex in a car?

[bolido2000]

Why is peeing in a car illegal (say backseat with limo tint)?? Isn't it like peeing in an RV in motion or they go by different set of laws?

 

[Looney]

How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: bolido2000
Why is peeing in a car illegal (say backseat with limo tint)?? Isn't it like peeing in an RV in motion or they go by different set of laws?

Oh.. I get it.. you're kidding....

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: TekChik
True Story:

I actually got a ticket for this once. But I think it was b/c we were in a public park that was closed (it was after dark)...it was right on the Potomac next to Reagan Nat'l Airport.

I made him pay for both tickets.

One of those "scenic overlooks" off the GW Parkway?

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: TekChik
True Story:

I actually got a ticket for this once. But I think it was b/c we were in a public park that was closed (it was after dark)...it was right on the Potomac next to Reagan Nat'l Airport.

I made him pay for both tickets.

One of those "scenic overlooks" off the GW Parkway?

Yes - but, like I said - the one right next to the airport. We had been at a party and were leaving to go to a bar in Oldtown Alexandria.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

You sound like a man with lots of experience.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

You sound like a man with lots of experience.

Moralpanic - Masturbation Ninja!

- M4H

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: TekChik
Yes - but, like I said - the one right next to the airport. We had been at a party and were leaving to go to a bar in Oldtown Alexandria.

Do you, uh, cavort with married men frequently?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

Personal experience?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

You sound like a man with lots of experience.

Moralpanic - Masturbation Ninja!

- M4H

Yes, i'm well practiced in the dark arts.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: geno

I made him pay for both tickets.

:frown:



you should've split it - like the song, it takes two baby!

i think he was scared his wife would find out and he didn't want to piss me off.

Funny how a woman can flat out say she is doing a married guy and nobody says anything, but if that guy who was with her posted "i was married and got a ticket while porking my mistress in a park" would generate flame after flame....

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: TekChik
Yes - but, like I said - the one right next to the airport. We had been at a party and were leaving to go to a bar in Oldtown Alexandria.

Do you, uh, cavort with married men frequently?

Not really. At least not anymore...I used to not care, but I've since reformed to SOME semblance of morality. Having a child will do that to ya.

But I have some great stories out of that period of my life! LOL

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
How about if you were masturbating through your pants which pockets are cut... and your car was parked in the parking lot of a grocery store.

Why would you ever ask this question?

 

[308nato]

This guy got 10 years..........

One of the more interesting news stories from around here anyway.

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: dman

Originally posted by: TekChik
True Story:

I actually got a ticket for this once. But I think it was b/c we were in a public park that was closed (it was after dark)...it was right on the Potomac next to Reagan Nat'l Airport.

I made him pay for both tickets.

:Q



He should have offered. You shouldn't have had to force him.

I never said I forced him - sheesh!

He DID offer - I was merely speculating as to WHY he offered. He just took both tickets from the cop and told me he'd take care of it. He was some bigtime lawyer in D.C. anyway...I have no idea if he even paid them or just "took care of them".

Was = no longer bigtime? Were you his Monica? J/K around.

 

[Pliablemoose]

Through personal experience, it is difficult to maintain control of a vehicle while having sex, and it's sort of hard to see the road.

Always sort of assumed that was illegal too.

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: dman

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: dman

Originally posted by: TekChik
True Story:

I actually got a ticket for this once. But I think it was b/c we were in a public park that was closed (it was after dark)...it was right on the Potomac next to Reagan Nat'l Airport.

I made him pay for both tickets.

:Q



He should have offered. You shouldn't have had to force him.

I never said I forced him - sheesh!

He DID offer - I was merely speculating as to WHY he offered. He just took both tickets from the cop and told me he'd take care of it. He was some bigtime lawyer in D.C. anyway...I have no idea if he even paid them or just "took care of them".

Was = no longer bigtime? Were you his Monica? J/K around.

ha! hardly...

and i said was b/c i dont know him anymore...he probably is...he even talked about being in line for undersecretary of defense of something like that. also, i think he's now divorced, but not cuz of me. they were having problems before i knew him. (not a defense, just info)

 

[Argo]

Is it illegal to have sex in a car?

Yeah, Id like to find that out too. If possible by tonight

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: geno

I made him pay for both tickets.

:frown:



you should've split it - like the song, it takes two baby!

i think he was scared his wife would find out and he didn't want to piss me off.

:Q

Check and Mate!

 

[Deeko]

Sure is, but back in high school that's where me and my ex had to do it. That or other places....Probably 95% of the times we had sex were in some sort of a public place.

 

[KEV1N]

Yes, but that's what you have to resort to when you're in high school and/or still live with your parents.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Citrix
Funny how a woman can flat out say she is doing a married guy and nobody says anything, but if that guy who was with her posted "i was married and got a ticket while porking my mistress in a park" would generate flame after flame....

No kidding

 

Originally posted by: americangigolo

Originally posted by: Citrix
Funny how a woman can flat out say she is doing a married guy and nobody says anything, but if that guy who was with her posted "i was married and got a ticket while porking my mistress in a park" would generate flame after flame....

No kidding

Personally, I just hope that tekchik finds someone she really cares about, and then that person cheats on her to no end, ruining her life and love for the opposite sex. What goes around comes around.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: FallenHero

Originally posted by: americangigolo

Originally posted by: Citrix
Funny how a woman can flat out say she is doing a married guy and nobody says anything, but if that guy who was with her posted "i was married and got a ticket while porking my mistress in a park" would generate flame after flame....

No kidding

Personally, I just hope that tekchik finds someone she really cares about, and then that person cheats on her to no end, ruining her life and love for the opposite sex. What goes around comes around.

Right, because nothing was wrong with the guy's relationship at all that made him willing to cheat ...

- M4H

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Originally posted by: americangigolo

Originally posted by: Citrix
Funny how a woman can flat out say she is doing a married guy and nobody says anything, but if that guy who was with her posted "i was married and got a ticket while porking my mistress in a park" would generate flame after flame....

No kidding

Totally no kidding. If a guy told the exact same story that TekChik just told us, he would need like a triple thickness flame suit to survive the flames.