Goddamnit - someone left the door to the retirement home open again. Someone help me get them all back inside before BoomerD runs his Rascal scooter into traffic again

dont give an F
i avoid telling people when my B day is to avoid people doing stupid shit
But he can change my depends.Just for that, I won't share my Metamucil with you.![]()
People do stupid shit anyways. 😛
That day is every day. At least for me.
I never really cared much about birthdays. I don't like being the center of attention. Then there's the gifts - UGH! People ask me what I want and I don't really want anything, yet they insist on giving me a present so I usually have to come up with something. I dunno. Fuck me.
With a wife, 10 year old son, and 9 year old daughter I don't get a lot of time to do whatever I want without feeling guilty or attempts made to make me feel guilty.