I did say beyond any reasonable doubt. These aren't reasonable doubts. These are the ravings of a hack.
hack said:
1. We have no known origin, just when someone first WROTE about the FSM. Those are totally different things. Saying that the FSM was 'created' at that time would be the same as saying God was created when the bible was written. Did the bible create God? If not, then this guy didn't create the FSM by writing about it.
We do have a known origin whether this hack admits it or not. Not a reasonable doubt here.
2. All living/sentient things that exist are made by other living things, with the exception of God. All spaghetti we know that exists is made by people, with the exception of the FSM. Just as with God it doesn't exist within the same rules of causation as people do.
God is spirit spaghetti is man made, period. Hackery isn't evidence of reasonable doubt.
3. The number of people who BELIEVE something is true is entirely irrelevant to whether or not it IS true.
Nobody to argue with except hacks like you. FSM doesn't exist, nobody thinks it exists, we know this beyond any reasonable doubt. You are a dishonest hack.
4. We can see the FSM influencing the world every day, he just works in mysterious ways. You can see evidence of its noodley design in all things.
Repeat, there are no reasons to believe FSM exists. Lying doesn't make it so.
Seriously, I simply cannot believe that someone who seems as invested in religion as you are has never realized that trying to disprove another 'God' is an entirely silly and pointless exercise. All it does is show you to be a hypocrite who applies different standards to different 'Gods'.
How did you fall into such an easy trap?
It is called reasonable doubt. You can't prove just about anything beyond any and all doubt, outside of mathematics. You hanging around the fringes of absurdity proves nothing except that you're a dishonest hack. Pathetic.