Illegal ownage!!

ryan256

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So I'm riding with a friend to a softball game yesterday. We're stopped at a light when all the sudden *WHAM* we get rear ended. Fortunately everyone was ok, wearing seat belts, and all that.
My friend gets out and goes to speak to the driver. Then comes back pissed as hell. The guy doesn't speak a bit of english and we think he's an illegal. Apparently the guy is also intent on leaving quickly because we hear him start trying to crank his car. So I call the cops while my buddy goes to make sure they guy doesn't run off. Fortunately the cop gets there pretty quick.
The encounter between the cop, my friend, and the other guy goes something like this.
Cop: " I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance please."
Friend: "Here."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Sir...no.. no sir you can't leave. Just wait."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Sir.. just sit down, sit down, I'll be.. um... uno momento."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Dispatch.. I'm out at <address given> I need a spanish speaking officer."
Guy: "no habla english"
Friend: *sigh* "Those goddamn <highly offensive ethnic slur> (not repeating it, don't want a vacation) are the whole problem with this country"
Guy: "Hey F you man!! You lucky this cops here!"
Cop: "Wow... you sure learned english awfully quick."

Turns out the guy had no license, insurance, ID, nothing. Cop hauled him off.
 

pontifex

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see being racist has its uses, lol...

<--- is not racist and does not condone racism at all.
 

CptCrunch

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haha, nice try not speaking english. Might be something to try the next time you get into an issue like this to see if they really do speak english, but just dont want to in front of the cop
 

edro

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And your friend will have to pay his deductible... for something that is not his fault.
(Unless he has special uninsured coverage)
 

BoomerD

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I had to go to the local courts last week as part of an assignment for my Business Law class. One of the cases I saw was something very similar. A non-English speaking Hispanic who crashed into a guy, had NO insurance, NO license, and no habla Englese. His brother, who was his witness spoke no English either. The proceedings were interrupted while the court waited for a translator. There was already one in the court for the defendant, but there had to be a separate translator for the brother when he was on the witness stand...all at taxpayer expense.

The illegal immigrant invasion gets worse and worse here every year.
 

ryan256

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Originally posted by: pontifex
see being racist has its uses, lol...

<--- is not racist and does not condone racism at all.

Well.. he's not really a racist. Just has balls the size of watermelons, especially to say that in front of the cop. He told me later he said that deliberately to try and make the other guy say something back. Looks like it worked.
 

Xavier434

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Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
His ethnicity was entirely to blame for the accident. Well done.

No, but he is an illegal so guess who gets to pay for the damage now?
 
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Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
Your friend and that guy are idiots.

Why is his friend an idiot? because he called the guy a name. Oh noes. Can't we all just get along. U-N-I-T-Y.

People of all origins try this bullshit. Act like they don't speak english. I'll call them all kinds of names to get them to indicate that they know what I'm saying and thus catch them in a lie.

Get off your high horse.
 

buck

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Originally posted by: ryan256
Originally posted by: pontifex
see being racist has its uses, lol...

<--- is not racist and does not condone racism at all.

Well.. he's not really a racist. Just has balls the size of watermelons, especially to say that in front of the cop. He told me later he said that deliberately to try and make the other guy say something back. Looks like it worked.

:confused:
 
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Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
His ethnicity was entirely to blame for the accident. Well done.

Can you prove it wasn't?

See, illegals can't afford good cars and can't maintain their cars properly because Tha Man aka, beloved patriot, pays them shit wages because they have no papers or rights to be here in the 1st place, but anyways, since they can't afford to have cars with good brakes, they get into more accidents. It's not their fault, it's the White Man's fault.
 

mugs

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Rest of conversation:

Illegal: No, I only know that one sentence and this one that explains it.
Cop: You're kidding, right?
Illegal: Que?
 

MrWizzard

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Originally posted by: mugs
Rest of conversation:

Illegal: No, I only know that one sentence and this one that explains it.
Cop: You're kidding, right?
Illegal: Que?

I am thinking of Sahara here. :)
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

"If I'd have known then what I know now, I'd have picked my own dammed cotton!"

I worked almost 2 years for a boss who had that bumper sticker on his truck...
Needless to say, he was VERY careful where he parked it or in what neighborhoods he drove...:p
 

Ns1

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Originally posted by: MrWizzard
Originally posted by: mugs
Rest of conversation:

Illegal: No, I only know that one sentence and this one that explains it.
Cop: You're kidding, right?
Illegal: Que?

I am thinking of Sahara here. :)

Family guy.
 

amdskip

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I'd like to know what happens to the illegal after his arrest. If I had my way I'd ship him back across the border the next day.
 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: amdskip
I'd like to know what happens to the illegal after his arrest. If I had my way I'd ship him back across the border the next day.

If by ship you mean catapult, then yes :)