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Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: amdskip
I'd like to know what happens to the illegal after his arrest. If I had my way I'd ship him back across the border the next day.

If by ship you mean catapult, then yes :)

Target the farms so they can't build anymore units.
 

sutahz

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The friend no doubt had his prejudices before this encounter, but when something bad happens to you its not uncommon to lash out aginst the one(s) who did it to you. I think its great he used a slur, got that lying SOB exposed quickly.

As far as highly offensive slur, thats very subjective. Some people consider words just words while others get their panties in a knot over the smallest thing.

Oh and honkey isn't just a silly word, it does have deep roots.

Awhile back I was bumped (as rear-ended is too strong of a term) by someone. Don't know if he was illegal or not but had no drivers licence. Unfortunatly there was no sign of damage to my car's bumper so the cop was unable to arrest him for hit and run, even though I told the cop i was hit (and my head hit the side window) and there was someone near us when he hit me that told the cop he hit me (and that guy had been following this guy on the highway due to him swirving and such, looking like a drunk driver). I think that cop was sympethetic to the person. I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

Originally posted by: mugs
Oh, I just saw the full post. I thought this was in reference to the OP. I don't think the cop's actions in your story had anything to do with who hit you.
That is how you see it, but you were not there that night for a feel of the situation.
 

SunnyD

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Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

Because you never hear about white people throwing a fit or calling the ACLU when they're blamed for everything?

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: amdskip
I'd like to know what happens to the illegal after his arrest. If I had my way I'd ship him back across the border the next day.

If by ship you mean catapult, then yes :)

Trebuchet. A really big trebuchet...
 
Apr 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

Because you never hear about white people throwing a fit or calling the ACLU when they're blamed for everything?

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.

lol
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Kadarin
Originally posted by: sdifox
Originally posted by: amdskip
I'd like to know what happens to the illegal after his arrest. If I had my way I'd ship him back across the border the next day.

If by ship you mean catapult, then yes :)

Trebuchet. A really big trebuchet...

Good idea. I want the junkyard war one. The one they were trying to fling a mini with.
 

soonerproud

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Jun 30, 2007
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Originally posted by: SunnyD

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.

Does that mean it will be politically correct for white people to have a United Caucasian
College Fund and a NAAWP?
 

Rebasxer

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Apr 10, 2005
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Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

Because you never hear about white people throwing a fit or calling the ACLU when they're blamed for everything?

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.

Yea but when whites do get minority status, there won't be anyone that they can cry to. I don't think many current minorities would have the same sentiments after becoming a majority.
 

halik

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Originally posted by: ryan256
So I'm riding with a friend to a softball game yesterday. We're stopped at a light when all the sudden *WHAM* we get rear ended. Fortunately everyone was ok, wearing seat belts, and all that.
My friend gets out and goes to speak to the driver. Then comes back pissed as hell. The guy doesn't speak a bit of english and we think he's an illegal. Apparently the guy is also intent on leaving quickly because we hear him start trying to crank his car. So I call the cops while my buddy goes to make sure they guy doesn't run off. Fortunately the cop gets there pretty quick.
The encounter between the cop, my friend, and the other guy goes something like this.
Cop: " I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance please."
Friend: "Here."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Sir...no.. no sir you can't leave. Just wait."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Sir.. just sit down, sit down, I'll be.. um... uno momento."
Guy: "no habla english"
Cop: "Dispatch.. I'm out at <address given> I need a spanish speaking officer."
Guy: "no habla english"
Friend: *sigh* "Those goddamn <highly offensive ethnic slur> (not repeating it, don't want a vacation) are the whole problem with this country"
Guy: "Hey F you man!! You lucky this cops here!"
Cop: "Wow... you sure learned english awfully quick."

Turns out the guy had no license, insurance, ID, nothing. Cop hauled him off.

Hilarious
 

Evadman

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Feb 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: mugs
Rest of conversation:

Illegal: No, I only know that one sentence and this one that explains it.
Cop: You're kidding, right?
Illegal: Que?

Yay for Family guy references!
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: Rebasxer
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

Because you never hear about white people throwing a fit or calling the ACLU when they're blamed for everything?

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.

Yea but when whites do get minority status, there won't be anyone that they can cry to. I don't think many current minorities would have the same sentiments after becoming a majority.

Minority in the sociological sense - which is really what matters here - has nothing to do with quantity. Whites will not be a "minority" in this country for the foreseeable future, because we hold the power. Look at Asians, the "model minority." They have an average income higher than any race in this country, but their standard deviation is lower. They do better on average, but they rarely make it to the top.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.
 

sutahz

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: sutahz
I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

What the fvck is wrong with you?

The cop defended someone who did numerous bad things in a short ammount of time. All I'm saying is i wish very bad things upon him, and that's a very bad scenario that popped in my head. Whats wrong w/ your spelling? Do you seriously think fvck is any better then fuck? Fuck isnt censored here. It's no less a sin to write fvck then it is fuck, you know what you mean and so does everyone else. Get off your high horse.
 

mugs

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Apr 29, 2003
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Originally posted by: sutahz
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: sutahz
I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

What the fvck is wrong with you?

The cop defended someone who did numerous bad things in a short ammount of time. All I'm saying is i wish very bad things upon him, and that's a very bad scenario that popped in my head. Whats wrong w/ your spelling? Do you seriously think fvck is any better then fuck? Fuck isnt censored here. It's no less a sin to write fvck then it is fuck, you know what you mean and so does everyone else. Get off your high horse.

The cop defended whom? :confused:

Oh, I just saw the full post. I thought this was in reference to the OP. I don't think the cop's actions in your story had anything to do with who hit you.
 

Darthvoy

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Originally posted by: sutahz
The friend no doubt had his prejudices before this encounter, but when something bad happens to you its not uncommon to lash out aginst the one(s) who did it to you. I think its great he used a slur, got that lying SOB exposed quickly.

As far as highly offensive slur, thats very subjective. Some people consider words just words while others get their panties in a knot over the smallest thing.

Oh and honkey isn't just a silly word, it does have deep roots.

Awhile back I was bumped (as rear-ended is too strong of a term) by someone. Don't know if he was illegal or not but had no drivers licence. Unfortunatly there was no sign of damage to my car's bumper so the cop was unable to arrest him for hit and run, even though I told the cop i was hit (and my head hit the side window) and there was someone near us when he hit me that told the cop he hit me (and that guy had been following this guy on the highway due to him swirving and such, looking like a drunk driver). I think that cop was sympethetic to the person. I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

So what you are saying is that you want the guy to kill kids just so you can get some sort of satisfaction? Damn...you are sick.
 

Ns1

No Lifer
Jun 17, 2001
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Originally posted by: Darthvoy
Originally posted by: sutahz
The friend no doubt had his prejudices before this encounter, but when something bad happens to you its not uncommon to lash out aginst the one(s) who did it to you. I think its great he used a slur, got that lying SOB exposed quickly.

As far as highly offensive slur, thats very subjective. Some people consider words just words while others get their panties in a knot over the smallest thing.

Oh and honkey isn't just a silly word, it does have deep roots.

Awhile back I was bumped (as rear-ended is too strong of a term) by someone. Don't know if he was illegal or not but had no drivers licence. Unfortunatly there was no sign of damage to my car's bumper so the cop was unable to arrest him for hit and run, even though I told the cop i was hit (and my head hit the side window) and there was someone near us when he hit me that told the cop he hit me (and that guy had been following this guy on the highway due to him swirving and such, looking like a drunk driver). I think that cop was sympethetic to the person. I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

So what you are saying is that you want the guy to kill kids just so you can get some sort of satisfaction? Damn...you are sick.

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Originally posted by: mugs
Originally posted by: Rebasxer
Originally posted by: SunnyD
Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad
lol obama was right, white people are bitter.

Because you never hear about white people throwing a fit or calling the ACLU when they're blamed for everything?

I can't wait until Caucasians get minority status - which should be any day now.

Yea but when whites do get minority status, there won't be anyone that they can cry to. I don't think many current minorities would have the same sentiments after becoming a majority.

Minority in the sociological sense - which is really what matters here - has nothing to do with quantity. Whites will not be a "minority" in this country for the foreseeable future, because we hold the power. Look at Asians, the "model minority." They have an average income higher than any race in this country, but their standard deviation is lower. They do better on average, but they rarely make it to the top.

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.

don't take away his feeling of victimization plz.
 

Jeff7

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OP: Good story. :D


Something like that happened at a store I worked at. Some idiots were screwing around on the display of kid toys (slides, jungle gyms, etc) outside. A manager told them to leave. "No habla English." He then told them, "Leave or I will call the police."
They suddenly remembered English and left.
 

mcmilljb

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May 17, 2005
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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
His ethnicity was entirely to blame for the accident. Well done.

Can you prove it wasn't?

See, illegals can't afford good cars and can't maintain their cars properly because Tha Man aka, beloved patriot, pays them shit wages because they have no papers or rights to be here in the 1st place, but anyways, since they can't afford to have cars with good brakes, they get into more accidents. It's not their fault, it's the White Man's fault.

Sure, blame the victim. The illegals belong in their home country. If we would have a system to verify your a citizen or have work visa, we wouldn't have this problem because illegals would not be able to get a job! Instead we need to YOU to pay for their translator.
 

Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: sutahz
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: sutahz
I hope that guy drives drunk and kills some kids, and those kids souls are on that cops conscious.

What the fvck is wrong with you?

The cop defended someone who did numerous bad things in a short ammount of time. All I'm saying is i wish very bad things upon him, and that's a very bad scenario that popped in my head. Whats wrong w/ your spelling? Do you seriously think fvck is any better then fuck? Fuck isnt censored here. It's no less a sin to write fvck then it is fuck, you know what you mean and so does everyone else. Get off your high horse.

1. If you wish bad things on a cop, why hope children will die? That's just sick.

2. Fuck used to be censored, and I'm still in the habit of typing it that way. Why do you care? While you're on the subject of pointing out spelling problems, shall I point out a few misspellings in your own posts? Ok:
its (should be it's since you are saying it is)
aginst
drivers (missing an apostrophe again)
Unfortunatly
i
swirving
sympethetic
cops (again, missing apostrophe)
ammount
Whats (again)
isnt (one last time)

What it boils down to is that you're just trying to find something to pick on me about, probably because you're embarrassed at having shown everyone here that you're no better than the cop you're berating. Grow up.