If you were God what would be the first thing that you would do?

[Joseph F]

I think that I would end all war, first off.

 

[l0cke]

Ban OP

 

[AnonymouseUser]

I would eliminate religion.

 

[zerocool84]

Do what Zeus did and bang all the hottest chicks in the world.

 

[Alone]

Tell no one.

Eliminate the concept of religion.

Create my own personal sound track that plays wherever I go.

 

[guyver01]

(1) Smite TridenT from existence
(2) Smite Neckbeard from existence
(3) Smite P&N from existence
(4) Smite L&R from existence

 

[Joseph F]

Ban OP

Was expecting this. 😀

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

Punch you in the face.

 

[Kadarin]

(1) Smite TridenT from existence
(2) Smite Neckbeard from existence
(3) Smite P&N from existence
(4) Smite L&R from existence

(5) Bring back TFP

 

[Bateluer]

Do what Zeus did and bang all the hottest chicks in the world.

Women aren't that into cows any more. I think your plan might fizzle.

 

[guyver01]

(5) Bring back TFP

i really wish you TFP lovers would wise up and realize he's NOT banned. He has abandoned you.

All he has to do is apologize... c'mon.. it's a damn forum.. who gives a shit if you say "i'm sorry for being an ass" ... but he doesn't care about you people... so he'll never do that.

 

[Ancalagon44]

Turn myself into a woman and pleasure myself for about a week.

Then turn back into a man and deflower maidens far and wide.

Then rest.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

I would rename Canadian bacon to Canadian pork loin, since it's not really bacon. Then I would solve all of the lesser problems in the world.

 

[Malak]

I would create a gentle breeze that would cause all haters to commit suicide.

 

[davmat787]

I think that I would end all war, first off.

But how? You would have to fundamentally alter human nature to do so, and there would be ramifications to this.

 

[Zim Hosein]

If you were God what would be the first thing that you would do?

Move threads regarding religion to the proper forum 😛

 

[guyver01]

Move threads regarding religion to the proper forum 😛

If only you had some sort of... powers... to do that.
:hmm:

 

[Malak]

Move threads regarding religion to the proper forum 😛

Last time I checked, OT was the proper forum.

 

[DangerAardvark]

But how? You would have to fundamentally alter human nature to do so, and there would be ramifications to this.

Oh, okay. In that case I'd kill all the humans first.

 

[Zim Hosein]

If only you had some sort of... powers... to do that.
:hmm:

But, I'm not God! 😛

 

[BudAshes]

I'd make a burrito so big that even being god I couldn't eat it.

 

[guyver01]

I'd make a burrito so big that even being god I couldn't eat it.

😕
would it look like a baby?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I'd let people make their own decisions even if that choice is to be an idiot, which seems to be what we have now 😛

 

[Taejin]

I would disappear all those believers who are willing to let faith override science and reasoning.

And not 'disappear' like the Rapture. Just.. gone. buhbai

Also I'd modify human beings so that they were better able to perceive risk.

 

[Sea Moose]

I would be invisible and visit a college cheerleaders practice....