If you were God what would be the first thing that you would do?

[DangerAardvark]

I would be invisible and visit a college cheerleaders practice....

The fact that you chose to visit a college locker room instead of a high school one shows admirable restraint for a God.

 

[Joseph F]

Move threads regarding religion to the proper forum

This thread has nothing to do with religion.

 

[Raizinman]

I would give god powers to everyone like in the Bruce Almighty movie. This way we can all go and create our own little worlds where each of us would be his or her own god and be worshipped until we get pissed and then we would destroy them. How lonely............

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Hookers and Blow...

 

[PottedMeat]

I'd play with the world like it was a Civ game.

Poison Water Supply? Hell yes.
Plant Nuclear Device? Hell yes.
Blame <other nation>? Hell yes.

 

[Natash]

I'd stop being the unmoved mover.

 

[BoomerD]

I think that I would end all war, first off.

The only way to end war is to make it so horrible that no one wants to cross that line.

If ending war was my goal, I'd make the consequences of starting a war so terrible that no one would take up arms again.

However, IF I was GAWD, there are many other things I'd change before I ended wars.

 

[Anubis]

id wipe out all the non believers

 

[lsv]

I would.... begin not existing.

 

[Gibsons]

i really wish you TFP lovers would wise up and realize he's NOT banned. He has abandoned you.

All he has to do is apologize... c'mon.. it's a damn forum.. who gives a shit if you say "i'm sorry for being an ass" ... but he doesn't care about you people... so he'll never do that.

But he couldn't apologize and still be TFP. It's a contradiction.

 

[amdhunter]

Two at the same time.

 

[Nemesis 1]

I would show everyone the truth and that I am here . Than I would tell them I leaving for a time but I'll be back ,

Thats what i would do . Just to see if humanity could pick itself up.

 

[dpodblood]

Two chicks at the same time.

FTFY

 

[sandorski]

Impregnate a virgin chick, for the lulz.

 

[TheSlamma]

If I were god that would mean I didn't exist.

 

[Maleficus]

Do what Zeus did and bang all the hottest chicks in the world.

Forever this

 

[Balt]

Impregnate a virgin chick, for the lulz.

Already been done. Old hat.

 

[davmat787]

Impregnate a virgin chick, for the lulz.

Yea, that worked out great the first time, didn't it? :whiste:

 

[OlafSicky]

Release Duke Nukem

 

[slayer202]

I would give everyone a ton of 100% undeniable proof of the fact that I, god, know the OP is a troll

 

[MotF Bane]

Forever this

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[illusion88]

I'd be a creeper god and lurk in the shadows around girls. Just to freak them out a bit.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Not create the universe and everything in it.

 

[Powermoloch]

I'll manifest myself as the The Flying Spaghetti Monster

 

[BoomerD]

I'll manifest myself as the The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Ah...you want to be an imposter...the REAL FSM will getcha for that...with ALL his noodley appendages...After just ONE encounter, you'll find a new fondness for Japanese tentacle porn...and it will be mild by comparison.