If you were God what would be the first thing that you would do?

[Sea Moose]

Kick joseph f in the ball sack

 

[FallenHero]

Create someone more powerful then myself

 

[HAL9000]

I'd appear to the Westboro Baptist Church and tell them they are wrong.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would schedule a second Friday into every week, I would also add another Saturday.

The extra friday is to pay tribute to the FSM (Fridays are high holy days!), the extra Saturday is because weekends are too short.

 

[MagickMan]

Wipe everything off this ball of mud and start over.

 

[dank69]

What do you mean, 'if'?

 

[zinfamous]

would it look like a baby?

lolthefuck?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Show up and convince a few people I exist and then leave to see what they do with the knowledge. Oh wait...

 

[zinfamous]

I would schedule a second Friday into every week, I would also add another Saturday.

The extra friday is to pay tribute to the FSM (Fridays are high holy days!), the extra Saturday is because weekends are too short.

I would add an extra Sunday so that we can get two days of football.

 

[xanis]

1) Rig the lottery for myself.
2) ???
3) lol @ the mortals

 

[Kirby]

Fire and brimstone for all!

 

[vi edit]

Make a spaceship full of aliens land on the field at halftime of the superbowl, have them run out of the ship and start up a game of soccer against the Victorias Angel's models. And then Elvis would walk out of the tunnel and give the halftime performance.

Then we'd actually have an entertaining superbowl halftime which is an act of God, in and of itself.

 

[zinfamous]

Make a spaceship full of aliens land on the field at halftime of the superbowl, have them run out of the ship and start up a game of soccer against the Victorias Angel's models. And then Elvis would walk out of the tunnel and give the halftime performance.

Then we'd actually have an entertaining superbowl halftime which is an act of God, in and of itself.

that would be awesome. Could you also have Buddy Holly walk out of the space ship and perform with Elvis?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ferrari, mansion, hookers & blow. In that order.

 

[Macamus Prime]

I would turn the skin color of all the whites who are racist against blacks, black. But, still let them keep their small penis.

I would also make fat white chicks even more attracted to black men. And, all the hot white chicks would bang white guys only.

 

[preslove]

I would pick some small group of people and send them to a heavenly paradise and then send the rest of the world's population to a fiery pit for eternity.

 

[vi edit]

that would be awesome. Could you also have Buddy Holly walk out of the space ship and perform with Elvis?

Hmmmm...How about Stevie Ray Vaughn instead?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Hmmmm...How about Stevie Ray Vaughn instead?

Or Jimmy Hendrix?

 

[vi edit]

Or Jimmy Hendrix?

That would be "God Approved".

In fact...as God in Chief...I'd just randomly bring some former musician back to life for a performance or two. And on game winning field goal attempts I'd randomly make a football turn into a soccerball. Or when Kobe is putting up a game winning shot I'd turn the basketball into a football.

So then people really can blame losing games on God.

And because I'd do it just for the lol'z.

But I'd never make a missing shot go in make a wide left 50 yarder swing back in between the uprights. That's just not as fun.

 

[JulesMaximus]

That would be "God Approved".

In fact...as God in Chief...I'd just randomly bring some former musician back to life for a performance or two. And on game winning field goal attempts I'd randomly make a football turn into a soccerball. Or when Kobe is putting up a game winning shot I'd turn the basketball into a football.

So then people really can blame losing games on God.

And because I'd do it just for the lol'z.

But I'd never make a missing shot go in make a wide left 50 yarder swing back in between the uprights. That's just not as fun.

:thumbsup: I can tell you this for sure, the Buffalo Bills would finally win a Super Bowl if I were God...and the Cowboys and Patriots would never make the playoffs again.

And Phil Jackson would get a couple more rings as head coach of the Lakers.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Nothing, because that's what gods do.

 

[Numenorean]

Cause 50 bolts of lightning to strike the OP.

 

[Zebo]

Kill everyone and make elves this time. They seem pretty cool in high fantasy I've read.

 

[ProfJohn]

Hmmmm...How about Stevie Ray Vaughn instead?

The first thing you need to do smite the guy who created auto-tune!

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nothing, because that's what gods do.

It's a tough job.