If you were God what would be the first thing that you would do?

[Ruptga]

I would probably invade a parallel universe or something. Being on top is no fun, getting there is.

OH I've got it: I will make a being that I can duel with forever, just to keep me entertained. I shall call him: Tighten.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

I would probably invade a parallel universe or something. Being on top is no fun, getting there is.

OH I've got it: I will make a being that I can duel with forever, just to keep me entertained. I shall call him: Tighten.

I think you've over "Titan'd" your wing nut.

 

[Ruptga]

DO NOT MOCK THE TIGHTEN!
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[Scotteq]

If I were God...


I would appoint a 'Board of Demigods' who are to discuss and set direction and protocols for all the various Multiverses.

Underneath the Board would be Committees of Regional Gods, subdivided of course, into various assistant, Jr Executive, and Departmental Gods.



At that point, I will be free to eliminate the time and expense of maintaining and running The Lake of Unending Firey Punishment, since it would then be redundant.

GOOD NEWS: Nobody Has to ever go to Hell!

BAD NEWS: You're already there...

 

[Tristicus]

i really wish you TFP lovers would wise up and realize he's NOT banned. He has abandoned you.

All he has to do is apologize... c'mon.. it's a damn forum.. who gives a shit if you say "i'm sorry for being an ass" ... but he doesn't care about you people... so he'll never do that.

That would kill his persona.

Not gonna happen.

 

[MisterJackson]

Your Mom.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would add an extra Sunday so that we can get two days of football.

You better not add an extra Monday for extra Monday Night Football!!!!!!!

 

[schneiderguy]

I'd do Scarlett Johansson.

 

[SagaLore]

Start over.

 

[KeithTalent]

Give myself a 14 inch penis. I've always thought I could use an extra inch.

KT

 

[JulesMaximus]

Two chicks at the same time! Dur...

 

[Schadenfreude]

Two chicks at the same time! Dur...

That's it?

You've got to dream big bro, what I'd do is three chicks at once, then kick Chuck Norris in the face, and then wrestle godzilla.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

 

[SagaLore]

You've got to dream big bro, what I'd do is three chicks at once,

The holey trinity?

 

[gypsyman]

But how? You would have to fundamentally alter human nature to do so, and there would be ramifications to this.

Winner. Free will = wars

 

[shortylickens]

Global LAGNAF party!

:awe:

 

[FoBoT]

invite Chuck Norris over for dinner

 

[MustangSVT]

I would find out the origins of myself and the meaning of existing.

oh and get me a zonda R

 

[Howard]

Punch you in the face.

If you were God you could punch him THROUGH the face.

 

[JTsyo]

I would warn poeple that there's in fact someone watching and that justice will be served. I would then proceed to eliminate all the true psychos and then keep an eye out for assholes and make sure karma is balanced. I hate the fact that there's so many out there right now that're living the high life through wicked means.

 

[Raizinman]

Kill all the other gods. I am a jealous god. Probably best to kill them before they kill me.

 

[69Mach1]

Double everyone's IQ and increase everyone's common sense enough to make it really be common.

 

[SKORPI0]

Poke the OPs eyes through the internet. I'm GOD, I can do anything.

 

[sdifox]

take out an ad in all the papers telling people to bypass the middleman and talk to me directly.

 

[SunnyD]

I would rename Canadian bacon to Canadian pork loin, since it's not really bacon. Then I would solve all of the lesser problems in the world.

You do realize that canadian bacon is actually bacon, and what you call bacon now is really pork belly, right?

Oh, and obligatory: Hookers and Blow.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

You do realize that canadian bacon is actually bacon, and what you call bacon now is really pork belly, right?

Oh, and obligatory: Hookers and Blow.

Beat you...