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If a guy kissed you unexpectedly

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Cerpin Taxt said:
Grah-tah-tah

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hahahahahahah
 
That person trying to kiss could be aids infested or have HPV.

He would be missing a few teeth. An unwanted or unexpected negative is not a good thing and is in no way a positive event. It is called personal security and has no bearing on the mindset or psychology of the victim but it has everything to do with the psychology of the criminal trying to do this. Joke or gag does not matter.
 
If you are a guy and another guy tries to kiss you?
Is that the question?
Well, I'd suggest someone needs to cut down a little on the old eye liner.
And the lip stick? That has to go.

Its fairly challenging to take a guy to court over kissing when you have makeup on and wearing a smart cocktail frock with matching pumps.
Hell... Even the judge might make a pass at that.
 
What I think going on here is OP is trying to see what most people would end up doing to him when he goes to kiss them. If the result is maybe just a "oh stop silly!" then he will go for it. But, if most people would shank him, he might think twice.
 
How often does someone "unexpectedly" kiss you? If he's that type of guy, he'll probably just make a grab for the package and stop dallying around.
 
I spent a lot of time around Arabs and Europeans when I was a kid, men kissing each other on the cheek in greeting is something that doesn't shock or disgust me at all.

I've had a gay friend try to make someone jealous once by pretend flirting with me, he later kissed me on the cheek when he thought his guy was paying attention. To me that's just silly and no big deal, my date couldn't stop laughing and she was helping out all she could.

A big deal to me is when bodily fluids are involved. A guy's saliva, snot, puke, blood, whatever, has no business being anywhere near me. Drunk assholes trying to be the life of the party can get a little too carried away with their teasing and attempts at homoerotic humor. Sometimes warnings are ignored, lines are crossed, and someone ends up with a mouthful of bloody chiclets because they choose to ignore boundaries and common courtesy.
 
if it was a greeting, I would say Hello.
If it was meant as "more" then I would be flattered and exclaim that I am already in a relationship and not looking for another.
 
I was propositioned by homosexuals plenty of times when I was a child back in the 80's.

Once I got into my 20s, I have not been approached inappropriately and certainly never kissed by any guy. I know plenty of gays now and not one of them would try to "kiss you unexpectedly". So I guess if you are not a child than this is not an issue.
 
Platypus said:
lolol @ the tough guy replies in here
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🙁 I thought you liked tough guys. I can be sensitive, too. I'll write you a pome.

Oh Platypus, sweet Platypus, with beard so thick and brown.
Come with me, take my hand, together we'll paint the town.
If the weather's wet, as oft it is, we'll cuddle by the fire.
The warmth of which is only met by my burning loins' desire.

See?
 
Cerpin Taxt said:
🙁 I thought you liked tough guys. I can be sensitive, too. I'll write you a pome.

Oh Platypus, sweet Platypus, with beard so thick and red.
Come with me, take my hand, together we'll share a bed.
If the weather's wet, as oft it is, we'll cuddle by the fire.
The warmth of which is only met by my burning loins' desire.

See?
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:awe:

I updated the pome for accuracy :wub:
 
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