If a guy kissed you unexpectedly

[Cerpin Taxt]

Dammit. That's right.

 

[Engineer]

<---------- She said kiss....not something else!

:|

:hmm:

:awe:

Hmmm....:hmm:

OP...would there be an exchange of money afterward? $$$

 

[moonbogg]

I thought you liked tough guys. I can be sensitive, too. I'll write you a pome.

Oh Platypus, sweet Platypus, with beard so thick and brown.
Come with me, take my hand, together we'll paint the town.
If the weather's wet, as oft it is, we'll cuddle by the fire.
The warmth of which is only met by my burning loins' desire.

See?

LOL holy shit. That pome's legit as hell!

 

[Possessed Freak]

The appropriate response is to:
1) Go for seconds.
2) Grab his ass.
3) Make everyone else around REALLY uncomfortable.

I am secure enough in myself to do this.

 

[kage69]

lolol @ the tough guy replies in here

I'm curious, would you be similarly amused at seeing/hearing a female advocate a firm kick to the balls in response to unwelcome acts of affection?


I think your pome just won the thread tho, nice one.

 

[moonbogg]

I'm curious, would you be similarly amused at seeing/hearing a female advocate a firm kick to the balls in response to unwelcome acts of affection?


I think your pome just won the thread tho, nice one.

That wasn't his Pome. He stole that shit and made it more sexual. He added some man on man stuff.

 

[pontifex]

Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u8R0L9Cb6Sc#t=57

 

[highland145]

Like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=u8R0L9Cb6Sc#t=57

Who won the fight?

 

[Engineer]

Just reminded me...a guy at the shop (years ago) used to run up behind people and hump them, especially when bent over. One day, he did this to one of the guys and the guy turned around and said "If you're going to fuck me, you're going to kiss me". He grabbed him and laid a huge lip lock on him. Needless to say, there was no more humping going on by that guy, lol! :biggrin:

 

[KeithTalent]

I don't know, I think I'd just be flattered.

KT

 

[pontifex]

Who won the fight?

The guy that did the kissing

 

[highland145]

The guy that did the kissing

Heh, wondered if it would psych the kissed guy out or pis him off.

 

[Rakehellion]

That person trying to kiss could be aids infested or have HPV.

You don't spread either of those through kissing.

 

[Engineer]

You don't spread either of those through kissing.

Does that depend on 'what' you're kissing? :hmm:

 

[Platypus]

I'm curious, would you be similarly amused at seeing/hearing a female advocate a firm kick to the balls in response to unwelcome acts of affection?


I think your pome just won the thread tho, nice one.

No, not at all. I don't think violence of any kind is even close to justified for what the OP described. That said, I would personally be miffed if someone of any gender randomly came up to me unsolicited and did this to me and I did not know them. I am not suggesting to just 'let it go' without addressing it, but I am amused at the prospect that some guys consistently have to make comments like "I'd knock his fucking teeth out" or "I'd send him to the hospital" or "I'd get sick."

There is this need(?) for hetero men to reaffirm their 'manliness' for lack of a better term at any possible opportunity by making statements like this. The reality is that most of them wouldn't even do the things they boast about, but moreover, the need to constantly make these claims is actually the opposite of being 'manly' and secure, and has the opposite effect on most other people reading it. That is, except of course on other men who feel the need to parrot these statements at any opportunity.

 

[MongGrel]

No, not at all. I don't think violence of any kind is even close to justified for what the OP described. That said, I would personally be miffed if someone of any gender randomly came up to me unsolicited and did this to me and I did not know them. I am not suggesting to just 'let it go' without addressing it, but I am amused at the prospect that some guys consistently have to make comments like "I'd knock his fucking teeth out" or "I'd send him to the hospital" or "I'd get sick."

There is this need(?) for hetero men to reaffirm their 'manliness' for lack of a better term at any possible opportunity by making statements like this. The reality is that most of them wouldn't even do the things they boast about, but moreover, the need to constantly make these claims is actually the opposite of being 'manly' and secure, and has the opposite effect on most other people reading it. That is, except of course on other men who feel the need to parrot these statements at any opportunity.

Whatever, I'm pretty sure I'd punch him in the face just out of reflex.

 

[Naer]

If a guy kissed me I'd lol and tell him how hilarious he is

 

[Platypus]

Whatever, I'm pretty sure I'd punch him in the face just out of reflex.

For what possible reason would you commit assault on someone for kissing you? I'm genuinely curious why your 'reflex' would be to commit a crime.

 

[MongGrel]

Just reminded me...a guy at the shop (years ago) used to run up behind people and hump them, especially when bent over. One day, he did this to one of the guys and the guy turned around and said "If you're going to fuck me, you're going to kiss me". He grabbed him and laid a huge lip lock on him. Needless to say, there was no more humping going on by that guy, lol! :biggrin:

I have had that happen once at another shop, I should have done that and freaked him out.

it turned into a bunch of people laughing and me telling skipper after I ran him off that he'd been watching too much Oz on HBO lately, the silly fucker.

 

[pontifex]

Is the person a friend? Is it a joke or as a romantic thing?
Im not sure how i would react. Definitely be different for friend vs stranger.

 

[SheHateMe]

It depends, how big is his penis? Is he cute? Did he buy my lunch after?

 

[kage69]

No, not at all. I don't think violence of any kind is even close to justified for what the OP described. That said, I would personally be miffed if someone of any gender randomly came up to me unsolicited and did this to me and I did not know them.

I would hope you would draw some kind of distinction between a simple kiss and a full on insertion of a tongue into your mouth. My comments were made with this distinction in mind. Not only do I find it offensive behavior, there's this thing called hepatitis...

I am not suggesting to just 'let it go' without addressing it, but I am amused at the prospect that some guys consistently have to make comments like "I'd knock his fucking teeth out" or "I'd send him to the hospital" or "I'd get sick."

Ok.

There is this need(?) for hetero men to reaffirm their 'manliness' for lack of a better term at any possible opportunity by making statements like this.

I see. So, are the heteros who are secure in their sexuality and who prefer dialogue/civil behavior to fisticuffs part of this amusing group? Does patience and conduct not really matter in this context?

The reality is that.....

False. Your opinion and "reality" are birds of a different feather, sorry.

most of them wouldn't even do the things they boast about, but moreover, the need to constantly make these claims is actually the opposite of being 'manly' and secure, and has the opposite effect on most other people reading it. That is, except of course on other men who feel the need to parrot these statements at any opportunity.

Not that I don't care greatly for some good ol' arm chair pop psychology regarding generalizations of the anonymous, or that I disagree there are guys out there who want to be macho or feared, I just think you've never been in the position of having a drunk stranger ignore your requests and warnings to cease unwanted sexual advances and contact. I think men should be able to 'drive the point home' if warranted in exactly the same way a woman can and should if in the same predicament.

 

[SSSnail]

So OP, when are you coming out? And you still don't know why people think you're a female?

 

[Kushina]

hahahaha no I have no clue why people think that

 

[Platypus]

I would hope you would draw some kind of distinction between a simple kiss and a full on insertion of a tongue into your mouth. My comments were made with this distinction in mind. Not only do I find it offensive behavior, there's this thing called hepatitis...

I see. So, are the heteros who are secure in their sexuality and who prefer dialogue/civil behavior to fisticuffs part of this amusing group? Does patience and conduct not really matter in this context?

False. Your opinion and "reality" are birds of a different feather, sorry.

Not that I don't care greatly for some good ol' arm chair pop psychology regarding generalizations of the anonymous, or that I disagree there are guys out there who want to be macho or feared, I just think you've never been in the position of having a drunk stranger ignore your requests and warnings to cease unwanted sexual advances and contact. I think men should be able to 'drive the point home' if warranted in exactly the same way a woman can and should if in the same predicament.

So based on "kissed unexpectedly" you jumped straight into a French kiss tongue insertion / hepatitis fantasy arc? Interesting where your mind is at I suppose. That's clearly a stretch from what the OP posted but ok.

No, why would people who act rationally be part of the group I find amusing?

You would be hilariously wrong in your assumption that I've not been in this position personally before or seen others in it. Go to some gay bars or pride parades sometime filled with drunks and get back to me before you question my experience with this. You're really not in a position to tell a gay male what other guys are capable of when intoxicated in my opinion.

The issue here is that you've taken "kissed unexpectedly" and turned it into something far different simply to support your argument. So sure, if someone is harassing you to the point that it becomes sexual assault, you can and should defend yourself. That is certainly much different than what my contextual statements were referring to though.