I can't believe you sucker me into these posts, because, like I said before, you are clearly just doing this for the lulz.
It's foolish to think that you can't find a job. Everybody works shitty jobs in their life and, often, those jobs are a great source of learning about how the world works, how to suck it up and do something you don't want to do, and how to persevere even when your chips are down.
Not only that, but sometimes these "crappy" jobs work out to be awesome. In college I got a job driving our campus van. Sounds crappy, right? Wrongo. I got to meet just about every person on campus, a lot of my co-workers were good people and work became a pretty fun thing. We had silly radio conversations, played stupid games, whatever. Do you know how awesome it was to walk into a party and have every person you go up to say, "oh yeah, you're the really nice guy that drives the van!" Sweet.
I did so well at such a silly job, that they gave me a promotion my senior year. I got to drive several handicapped students that lived off-campus to and from class. Each run took half an hour and they paid for a full hour at triple pay. Suddenly, I was raking in $250 / week for about four hours worth of work which was scattered throughout the week.
The moral is that sometimes you gotta do something you don't like, but, often, if you look at it as an opportunity to work hard and/or learn, you'll wind up coming out ahead.