I'd like to give up but...

[Rhezuss]

I've not been around ATOT as long as most of you guys but looks like to me that TridenT is only in for the attention. He needs people posting in here by the hundreds so that he's posts reach the dozens pages and he will feel better. So in my immense kindness, i'm posting here, to give him another response and maybe get this post to the seventh page.

TridenT, I don't know you, you don't know me, but lower your standards a bit, get some action, enjoy life, smile, get confident, got some more action down there, be happy, stop whining about how your life sucks and you're not getting any.

Like most already said, even ugly, smelly and fatty bastards get laid so everything is possible. Just get out there and grab som ass!

My 2 canadian coppers.

 

[AreaCode707]

Oh come on... you can't be serious...

In comparison to a place like /b/? Yeah, I am. And it's apparent enough of a difference from other places online that you'll see it noted elsewhere.

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[darkewaffle]

This kid REALLY needs to get laid.

Yea.... about that...

 

[IcePickFreak]

 

[TridenT]

the painful truth is that trident is short, ugly and scrawny. he needs to change his attitude or make a lot of money, and i dont see either happening.

too bad

Change my attitude when the negatives you've said are obviously my real problem? :hmm:

 

[Xecuter]

my personal theory is that trident is using anandtech as a morphing block, some type of medium for a personality change. he creates threads just seeking attention expecting a huge backlash against him. he then proceeds to fight his way through every response, every abusive comment as if to create some type of definitive personality to prepare himself for the world.

maybe that didn't make sense, point is you come off as a huge whiny bitch, and you keep coming back for more and more...and nobody gives a damn about your supposed white, upper middle class, suburbian problems.

 

[TridenT]

my personal theory is that trident is using anandtech as a morphing block, some type of medium for a personality change. he creates threads just seeking attention expecting a huge backlash against him. he then proceeds to fight his way through every response, every abusive comment as if to create some type of definitive personality to prepare himself for the world.

maybe that didn't make sense, point is you come off as a huge whiny bitch, and you keep coming back for more and more...and nobody gives a damn about your supposed white, upper middle class, suburbian problems.

I'm middle class. Not upper middle class at all. (Parents make less than $70k a year combined. That I know for sure. But they're retired now anyway.. living off gubbinment checks)

Anyway, what?

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

my brain won't let me.

It's part of that whole evolution thing.

Can't commit suicide, brain won't let me. Can't stop trying for ladies, brain won't let me.

Can't do this, can't do that. All because my brain is fixated on its evolutionary goals which are completely irrelevant to my interests that I have developed over time like my genetics did over millions of years.

Big broken machine I am.

Fucking hate it. It's horrible. Body is ultra fail.

Bullshit, if you want to you can do anything, including killing yourself, i've seen way bigger men then you do that.

But if you don't WANT to kill yourself you need to sort your life out... i like my methodology for that.

1. do whatever you like, flirt and get embarresed and flirt again...

Get so shitfaced you puke all over a girl you really want, go snowboarding on an icey road, go to Aspen and have sex with every girl over the age of 16 (legal age), drink and board the wrong plane, bring hell upon them and say someone on their staff sent you on that plane, get a free weeks vacation wherever you'd like...

Go to Uganda to fight the rebels under no flag ops.

I suppose that last part is number 2-53 or something...

Point is, do something, even if you are not as nuts as i have been, you can still be 1/10000 as awesome as i am by simply doing something instead of sitting alone waiting for nothing to happen...

Do you get my point?

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I'm middle class. Not upper middle class at all. (Parents make less than $70k a year combined. That I know for sure. But they're retired now anyway.. living off gubbinment checks)

Anyway, what?

Son, if you are older than 15 and living off of your retired folks, i'm going to kick your arse, it might not be within the next two years but it will happen, that is a promise.

 

[TridenT]

Son, if you are older than 15 and living off of your retired folks, i'm going to kick your arse, it might not be within the next two years but it will happen, that is a promise.

I go to college; get off your high horse.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

I go to college; get off your high horse.

Son, college or not, you need to get a job and find a place to live.

I was 13 when i was thrown out by my parents and 18 when i elected to leave my grandparents who took care of me from 13-18 (and some since then but not by living arrangments, more of looing out for me.

You can't expect their retirement money to last more than them, can you?

 

[TridenT]

Son, college or not, you need to get a job and find a place to live.

I was 13 when i was thrown out by my parents and 18 when i elected to leave my grandparents who took care of me from 13-18 (and some since then but not by living arrangments, more of looing out for me.

You can't expect their retirement money to last more than them, can you?

My Father is not even 53 yet. I'm not worried.

I'm moving to Seattle in a couple months anyway because of college. I'll only move back here if I need to go here for college instead.

Just because you were evicted at a young age doesn't mean everyone should have to live some idealized life like yours.

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

My Father is not even 53 yet. I'm not worried.

I'm moving to Seattle in a couple months anyway because of college. I'll only move back here if I need to go here for college instead.

Just because you were evicted at a young age doesn't mean everyone should have to live some idealized life like yours.

My life is far from ideal, or rather, my history is far from ideal, i own my house, i own my cars and my bikes and my land...

The point is, you can't expect to live off your folks retirement funds, those are there for them, not you.

So grow the fuck up and get a job, it's what you need to do.

You know that as well as i do.

 

[Kadarin]

So have you given up yet?

 

[fire400]

 

[JohnOfSheffield]

Well they are looking for stupid men these days (since the smart ones stay out) so he might just fit.

 

[meltdown75]

posting in a Tirdent thread to make him feel better

hi Trident

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

My life is far from ideal, or rather, my history is far from ideal, i own my house, i own my cars and my bikes and my land...

The point is, you can't expect to live off your folks retirement funds, those are there for them, not you.

So grow the fuck up and get a job, it's what you need to do.

You know that as well as i do.

He never responded back because he knows it's the truth. He needs to grow some balls. Seems like college is a crutch for alot of people. Hey I'm going to college so it's okay to stay in my parents basement till I'm 35.

 

[F1N3ST]

lol @ pages 1-7

 

[HardcoreRobot]

so, you fail at failing too. its not a shocker.

 

[BeauJangles]

So grow the fuck up and get a job, it's what you need to do.

Something we can both agree on!

 

[TridenT]

My life is far from ideal, or rather, my history is far from ideal, i own my house, i own my cars and my bikes and my land...

The point is, you can't expect to live off your folks retirement funds, those are there for them, not you.

So grow the fuck up and get a job, it's what you need to do.

You know that as well as i do.

Yes, grow up and get a job as a McDonalds fast food worker. Sounds really smart.

Shut the fuck up already; your ignorance and stupidity seems to never stop surpassing itself.

Do you realize why people go to college? To get a good job that has prerequisites. You know, jobs that pay $60k when you start out if not more.

Oh, hey... what am I doing? DOING THAT BECAUSE IT'S FAR MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WORKING SOME SHIT JOB.

 

[alevasseur14]

You think you're going to make 60k straight out of community college? That's funny.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Yes, grow up and get a job as a McDonalds fast food worker. Sounds really smart.

Shut the fuck up already; your ignorance and stupidity seems to never stop surpassing itself.

Do you realize why people go to college? To get a good job that has prerequisites. You know, jobs that pay $60k when you start out if not more.

Oh, hey... what am I doing? DOING THAT BECAUSE IT'S FAR MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN WORKING SOME SHIT JOB.

Have you ever had a job? Summers during High School? After School?

Sounds like working at McDonalds would help build some character and maybe help you grow up.

 

[meltdown75]

Do you realize why people go to college? To get a good job that has prerequisites. You know, jobs that pay $60k when you start out if not more.