i think i am losing the ability to swallow

[destrekor]

Falling out of love?

chew more?

that's going to make our saturday nights significantly less enjoyable

these

One of these is not like the other D:

 

[zanejohnson]

OMG, zane, I thought you were dead.

How's the fam?

🙂 nah i'm still kicking, i've just been really busy the last while, havent' had alot of free time for ATOT, kinda became a lurker..

family is good, my daughters are 9 and 7 now, i wish i could spend all my time with them, they live a few towns over with their mom, i see them as much as i can... plans for my oldest daughter to come live with me in the near future....

haha thanks for wondering about me though 🙂

 

[brianmanahan]

Also, I believe I am first to call dibs on your stuff.

 

[highland145]

🙂 nah i'm still kicking, i've just been really busy the last while, havent' had alot of free time for ATOT, kinda became a lurker..

family is good, my daughters are 9 and 7 now, i wish i could spend all my time with them, they live a few towns over with their mom, i see them as much as i can... plans for my oldest daughter to come live with me in the near future....

haha thanks for wondering about me though 🙂

:thumbsup: for you and yours.

 

[zanejohnson]

:thumbsup: for you and yours.

thank you Sir, you'rs too 😀

 

[ControlD]

You probably need to get your throat stretched. It isn't that uncommon and is a pretty easy procedure.

 

[Ns1]

You probably need to get your throat stretched.

Maybe it's been stretched too much lately

😱😱😱

 

[JEDIYoda]

get out of here you little perverts or i'm going to slap you silly

i'm talking srs bsns

gag reflex coming back??

 

[balloonshark]

You probably need to get your throat stretched. It isn't that uncommon and is a pretty easy procedure.

Good luck selling that as a real treatment option to a woman.

 

[SKORPI0]

You probably need to get your throat stretched. It isn't that uncommon and is a pretty easy procedure.

gag reflex? D:

 

[zanejohnson]

Good luck selling that as a real treatment option to a woman.

it's one of those things you dont try to sell, you just get down to business, and find out real quick like if she's gonna be into it. 😀

 

[ControlD]

Good luck selling that as a real treatment option to a woman.

Funny thing is, my wife had to have that procedure done and it resulted in exactly zero more blowjobs than I normally get (which is funny enough, zero).

I offered to do it myself and I just got the look.

 

[highland145]

You probably need to get your throat stretched. It isn't that uncommon and is a pretty easy procedure.

Hang out with us more.

Good luck selling that as a real treatment option to a woman.

They're gullible. 5" is 8"...and you like it.

 

[crab]

just north of 30, and i know exactly what you mean!

in the last year i have gotten the following problems:

- can't eat fried foods anymore without getting diarrhea
- ear starts popping and clicking every time i jog or climb stairs
- feel dizzy like i'm going to pass out every few days for no reason
- had stomach pains so bad i couldn't go pee for a solid day
- and now stuff getting stuck in my throat

each one of the things has made me think i should tell a doctor, but then i tell someone and they say "oh you're just getting old". so i haven't gone yet.

I agree, don't ask a professional. There couldn't possibly be anything wrong.

 

[zanejohnson]

just north of 30, and i know exactly what you mean!

in the last year i have gotten the following problems:

- can't eat fried foods anymore without getting diarrhea
- ear starts popping and clicking every time i jog or climb stairs
- feel dizzy like i'm going to pass out every few days for no reason
- had stomach pains so bad i couldn't go pee for a solid day
- and now stuff getting stuck in my throat

each one of the things has made me think i should tell a doctor, but then i tell someone and they say "oh you're just getting old". so i haven't gone yet.

lol, well if you're checking against people you're age, yes, we're feelin it too unfortunately.

 

[brianmanahan]

I agree, don't ask a professional. There couldn't possibly be anything wrong.

but it's so embarrassing to go to a doctor

 

[brianmanahan]

lol, well if you're checking against people you're age, yes, we're feelin it too unfortunately.

it's sad, i had no idea how awesome 20 years old feels until i got to 30.

 

[ControlD]

but it's so embarrassing to go to a doctor

Well, you just need to shift the paradigm here.

Go in and ask for a prostate exam. Once the doctor gets a couple of digits in, casually mention that you are having problems swallowing. I guarantee it will seem easy at that point.

 

[zanejohnson]

it's sad, i had no idea how awesome 20 years old feels until i got to 30.

no kidding right, i remember when i was 20, everything was wondrous, my body felt like a fine, well oiled machine, EVEN after a night of drinking/drugging....

now i wake up every morning needing a cup of coffee at the least to begin to feel like a human again lol...

 

[Ns1]

Funny thing is, my wife had to have that procedure done and it resulted in exactly zero more blowjobs than I normally get (which is funny enough, zero).

I offered to do it myself and I just got the look.

I lol'd at this

 

[Phynaz]

Stomach cancer. Been nice knowing you.

 

[SKORPI0]

Stomach cancer. Been nice knowing you.

If I haven't mentioned yet, dibbs on his stuff. 🙁

 

[disappoint]

Also, I believe I am first to call dibs on your stuff.

You're still in Ohio, so I also will have an easy time retrieving said stuff.

Please don't die, but if you find yourself planning on it, remember my claim! 😛

Good luck with catching whatever he has after you fumble through his stuff.

 

[RossMAN]

Times like this where I wish Alky was still around, I'm sure he'd have a few choice posts.

 

[WelshBloke]

Yes, go find yourself a doctor. You will feel better once you know what's going on. Get all the things that are bugging you checked out.

Does he have long enough to live to do that? It might take a while.