i think i am losing the ability to swallow

[Sonikku]

- and now stuff getting stuck in my throat
.

What kinds of things? Like a penis?

As in a blowjob? :hmm:

 

[brianmanahan]

noooo as in food. potato chips, candy, bread.

for about a week it has been getting stuck in my throat and i start choking and have to go get something to drink to wash it down.

 

[cirrrocco]

Strep.

Did u share drinks ?

 

[Ns1]

Strep.

Did u share dicks ?

ftfy

 

[brianmanahan]

Strep.

Did u share drinks ?

no coughing though, and no shared drinks i know of

i am going to be a wimp tomorrow and make my first physical exam appointment since 2000

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Sometimes if I get really, really drunk, I have to, like, really THINK about chewing and swallowing. It's... weird.

 

[Humpy]

potato chips, candy, bread.

It doesn't make any sense that you would be having health problems at thirty.

 

[brianmanahan]

It doesn't make any sense that you would be having health problems at thirty.

i just had problems swallowing a baby carrot

 

[Linux23]

This thread entertained the hell out of me

 

[Linux23]

I have a similar issue. I don't have an issue swallowing food but I keep swallowing all the time as it feels like something is in my throat.

 

[Humpy]

i just had problems swallowing a baby carrot

Now I feel bad for passing judgement.

Have you tried pooping? That's pretty much solved every problem I've ever had. I'm not a doctor though.

 

[OverVolt]

If people are mentioning stretching the esophagus, maybe its posture. Maybe try stretching your head all the way back & neck up.

Just me personally. I'd still go to the doctor.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

There was a boy named BM, from stoneberry hollow.
He posts way too much, and now he can't swallow.
Many his friends, say soon he'll be dead.
But really their sad, cause he can't give them . . .

Er . . .

Nevermind.

Good pome though

Seriously - not being able to swallow is bad. Go see a doc.

 

[disappoint]

Please leave the trolling to the master but A for effort

The master has been banned. Someone will have to take his place...:ninja:

but not me I'm an innocent little snowflake()

 

[disappoint]

i just had problems swallowing a baby carrot

You were supposed to chew it first.

Good heavens how do you people remember to breathe?

 

[disappoint]

If people are mentioning stretching the esophagus, maybe its posture. Maybe try stretching your head all the way back & neck up.

Just me personally. I'd still go to the doctor.

It's not posture. It's probably just God trying to immaculately rape someone again.

 

[Platypus]

i am going to be a wimp tomorrow and make my first physical exam appointment since 2000

I'm genuinely glad to hear you are doing this.

 

[Exterous]

but it's so embarrassing to go to a doctor

Well, you just need to shift the paradigm here.

Go in and ask for a prostate exam. Once the doctor gets a couple of digits in, casually mention that you are having problems swallowing. I guarantee it will seem easy at that point.

I think the problem is that brianmanahan was always getting a prostate exam regardless of what he was going in for.

"Doc I've been sneezing a lot and my nose is running"
"Hmmm...could be your prostate. Take off your clothes and bend over"

i just had problems swallowing a baby carrot

This sounds like juicy gossip. So which ATOT'er did you give that nickname too?

 

[disappoint]

I think the problem is that brianmanahan was always getting a prostate exam regardless of what he was going in for.

"Doc I've been sneezing a lot and my nose is running"
"Hmmm...could be your prostate. Take off your clothes and bend over"



This sounds like juicy gossip. So which ATOT'er did you give that nickname too?

haha I'm still not convinced the OP isn't trolling. Quite frankly I find this whole thread hard to swallow.

 

[blankslate]

There was a boy named BM, from stoneberry hollow.
He posts way too much, and now he can't swallow.
Many his friends, say soon he'll be dead.
But really their sad, cause he can't give them . . .

Is it bread? man bread is ssooo good when you make sandwiches with it.



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[IronWing]

i just had problems swallowing a baby carrot

Try it with a pat of butter.

 

[Strk]

If people are mentioning stretching the esophagus, maybe its posture. Maybe try stretching your head all the way back & neck up.

Just me personally. I'd still go to the doctor.

Forward

 

[BoomerD]

Did the OP dead yet?

 

[brianmanahan]

Did the OP dead yet?

no, eating the butter seemed to help, oddly enough

i just ate some dirt pudding with no ill effects

 

[Hinda65]

I had the same issue about 4 years ago...saw a couple doctors, spent $1000 and they couldn't find anything wrong...I would constantly "snort" to try an clear the food particle....oddly enough, I don't get food stuck in my throat anymore but now I can't stop snorting.... :/

go see a doc and at least get a scope done