I think chopsticks are dumb.

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DLeRium

1) True asians dont fvcking eat shrimp fried rice 24/7. The white rice to fried rice ratio is like 10:1 or whatever. Furthermore, if by sticky rice you mean glutinous rice, that's in fact probably easier to eat with a fork. Most white rice is sticky enough by nature that it's easy to eat with chopsticks. Fried rice is probably easier with a spoon or fork.

2) Chopsticks = cultural thing. Forks are perhaps the easiest to use and even if my chopsticks skills were way up there, I'd still have to concede the fork is a lot better. But for the sake of being Asian, I use my chopsticks.

What do true asians do with fried chicken? How about baby back ribs?

use hands .... instead of forks... hmmm love that full rack

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DLeRium

1) True asians dont fvcking eat shrimp fried rice 24/7. The white rice to fried rice ratio is like 10:1 or whatever. Furthermore, if by sticky rice you mean glutinous rice, that's in fact probably easier to eat with a fork. Most white rice is sticky enough by nature that it's easy to eat with chopsticks. Fried rice is probably easier with a spoon or fork.

2) Chopsticks = cultural thing. Forks are perhaps the easiest to use and even if my chopsticks skills were way up there, I'd still have to concede the fork is a lot better. But for the sake of being Asian, I use my chopsticks.

What do true asians do with fried chicken? How about baby back ribs?

use hands .... instead of forks... hmmm love that full rack

i just love seeing someone grab a rack of ribs with their bare hands and go at it. :laugh:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Pepsei

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DLeRium

1) True asians dont fvcking eat shrimp fried rice 24/7. The white rice to fried rice ratio is like 10:1 or whatever. Furthermore, if by sticky rice you mean glutinous rice, that's in fact probably easier to eat with a fork. Most white rice is sticky enough by nature that it's easy to eat with chopsticks. Fried rice is probably easier with a spoon or fork.

2) Chopsticks = cultural thing. Forks are perhaps the easiest to use and even if my chopsticks skills were way up there, I'd still have to concede the fork is a lot better. But for the sake of being Asian, I use my chopsticks.

What do true asians do with fried chicken? How about baby back ribs?

use hands .... instead of forks... hmmm love that full rack

i just love seeing someone grab a rack of ribs with their bare hands and go at it. :laugh:

:thumbsup: It's the way ribs and chicken are meant to be eaten.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
I actually think its harder to use forks than chopsticks.

I don't know about you, but Chopsticks are much better for eating than forks. I can eat individual grains of rice, not struggle to pick up peas, eat noodles without them slipping off my fork and do all kinds of neat stuff.

I can eat a single grain of rice with a fork.

Why I would want to do that, I have no idea.

Also as to peas - that's what spoons are for.

Noodles - fork + spoon

 

[eelw]

I have yet to read the entire post, but I believe many complaining about chopsticks are huge n00bs. Using really chopsticks, not those cheap wood ones with Chinese takeout before making this final decision. The only downside with Chinese dining and chopsticks is using the same utensil to pick up food from the dishes in the center of the table.

 

[ultimatebob]

I like eating sushi with chopsticks, but use a fork for anything else.

Eating sushi with a metal fork is just WRONG, though... if gives the sushi a weird metallic aftertaste!

 

[KeithTalent]

I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

fine, you have to be in the middle then..

 

[swtethan]

so whats been around longer, chopsticks or forks?

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

fine, you have to be in the middle then..

KT sammich! :Q

KT

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

fine, you have to be in the middle then..

KT sammich! :Q

KT

MAN Train! w00t!

:shocked:

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

fine, you have to be in the middle then..

KT sammich! :Q

KT

MAN Train! w00t!

:shocked:

Who's bringing the dill pickle!?







<--- THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I love chopsticks for pretty much everything except cream of tomato soup and cheeseburgers.

KT

I love eating sushi off KT's belly with chopsticks. I mean, how the fuck am I gonna use forks without impaling the guy?

WTF Keith? i thought you said you were done with the one legged pirate hookers?


thats it, im packing my shit and were threw!

If you learned how to spell maybe the one legged pirate hookers would be nice to you too.

Bitch say what? Oh now its on.....

Easy fellas, there's enough of me to go around.

KT

fine, you have to be in the middle then..

KT sammich! :Q

KT

MAN Train! w00t!

:shocked:

Who's bringing the dill pickle!?







<--- THIS GUY RIGHT HERE!

ROFLMFAO :laugh:

KT

 

[Ns1]

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[Heller]

see thats the problem keith, your using Ns1's dill pickle when you coulda had my cucumber...

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: Calculator83

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: Calculator83
Don't start your hate. I am Chinese.

I was eating today with friends and only had one pair of clean chopsticks while I needed two. So, I subed for a fork. And I was looking at my friend who is also Chinese, struggle at some point to pick up a mushroom.

Logically, it just seems that chopsticks more or less does the same thing requiring more dexterity and effort.

They also can't pick up small flat pieces sticking the the plate as well, because they're straight so you can't scoop with leverage.

I think asians use chopsticks for traditions sake, and white people for novelty sake.

I'm abandoning them as of now.

just cause you can use chopsticks doesn't mean you use them well.

You should move on from denial into acceptance and just figure out that it's not the chopsticks that are the problem, but you.

Fuk you, just cuz you have nothing go through your head before you speak doesn't make you cool.

I happen to use chopsticks perfectly, "you should've read a few more posts" until the one i mentioned i'm a master at the wet marbles game.

you like hearing your own voice, and that is just sad cuz , ur probably just in denial that no one likes you.

my first line was DON"T hate, and you simply couldn't get that through your ugly thick skull

you obviously don't use chopsticks 'perfectly' if you're having so much trouble you're contemplating abandoning them.

Telling us you're good at something and then mentioning in the same breath that you suck at it and therefore are not using it anymore is tantamount to 1) a broken sarcasm meter or 2) schizophrenia exhibited by the Bush Administration.

shut the hell up.

 

[sniperruff]

you can use chopsticks to pick, cut, and somewhat scoop (mashed potato for example... or for chinese, rice)

just because you can't use them properly doesn't mean it's inferior.

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DLeRium

1) True asians dont fvcking eat shrimp fried rice 24/7. The white rice to fried rice ratio is like 10:1 or whatever. Furthermore, if by sticky rice you mean glutinous rice, that's in fact probably easier to eat with a fork. Most white rice is sticky enough by nature that it's easy to eat with chopsticks. Fried rice is probably easier with a spoon or fork.

2) Chopsticks = cultural thing. Forks are perhaps the easiest to use and even if my chopsticks skills were way up there, I'd still have to concede the fork is a lot better. But for the sake of being Asian, I use my chopsticks.

What do true asians do with fried chicken? How about baby back ribs?

It cracks me up how some people (who happend to be asian) seem to have this chip on their shoulder against white people embracing their culture. You should be happy, hell honored that Americans are so open and willing to try new things. Where is all this anger coming from? Jesus, I know black people who aren't nearly as angry as some of you come off.

first he manages to incorporate racial divide into his statement, and then he manages to include racial stereotypes of black people.

got a real genius here.

 

[quikah]

Originally posted by: sunzt
Chopsticks > Forks, both cultures use spoons if you aren't aware.

Ever bite onto the metal tips of the fork really hard on accident when you put the food in your mouth? Yeah, that sucks. Chopsticks offer more control in a smaller more nimble utensil. Stabbing the food on a loaded plate is also messier than being able to pick out precisely what I want from a dish without pushing the food all over the plate. Plus, you also don't worry about stabbing yourself when washing the utensils.

Chopstick + Spoon is all you need for Asian food, easier too clean as well.

Chopsticks FTW!

WTH? Bite the fork? Stab yourself? No, I have never had either of those experiences. Just like all these noobs need to learn to use chopsticks you need to learn to use a fork.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Taejin

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: DLeRium

1) True asians dont fvcking eat shrimp fried rice 24/7. The white rice to fried rice ratio is like 10:1 or whatever. Furthermore, if by sticky rice you mean glutinous rice, that's in fact probably easier to eat with a fork. Most white rice is sticky enough by nature that it's easy to eat with chopsticks. Fried rice is probably easier with a spoon or fork.

2) Chopsticks = cultural thing. Forks are perhaps the easiest to use and even if my chopsticks skills were way up there, I'd still have to concede the fork is a lot better. But for the sake of being Asian, I use my chopsticks.

What do true asians do with fried chicken? How about baby back ribs?

It cracks me up how some people (who happend to be asian) seem to have this chip on their shoulder against white people embracing their culture. You should be happy, hell honored that Americans are so open and willing to try new things. Where is all this anger coming from? Jesus, I know black people who aren't nearly as angry as some of you come off.

first he manages to incorporate racial divide into his statement, and then he manages to include racial stereotypes of black people.

got a real genius here.

eh

if we fried chicken whole it would be chopped up into small manageable with that nice big ol cleaver you see asians use. chop choppity chop chop! i've seen small pork rib chunks as a dim sum dish. i'm not sure big rack o ribs is a chinese tradition. if we do it, its sorta eaten with hands i guess.