I need some Atheist jokes...

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Oh wait. I have an idea. I will get together with my non-religious cohorts and we will band together and raise a stink about everything that offends us, just like Christians do.

And to think you were the same member crying yesterday that the board is immature.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Oh wait. I have an idea. I will get together with my non-religious cohorts and we will band together and raise a stink about everything that offends us, just like Christians do.

And to think you were the same member crying yesterday that the board is immature.

That's exactly what i was thinking.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Obviously you know why I posted this. I can find jokes alot more offensive then this Im sure. But there is no need to. That would be childish. You get my point right?

Can you post some of the offensive atheist jokes? I'll like to hear some.

 

[rahvin]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: reitz

Originally posted by: Cuda1447<brI suppose I was just trying to show the double standard taking place. If no one wants to see it from my point of view, thats fine. I hope we can all be friends after this is said and done

What double standard? It appears that a lot of people here are interested in reading more of your atheist jokes...that seems pretty equal to me.

If they aren't offensive. And if they are, do you still want to read them? I don't mind reading Christianity jokes that aren't offensive. But when they cross that line then they shouldn't be posted anymore.

Any statement, joke or otherwise can only be offensive if you choose to let it be offensive. I doubt I would find any of your joke offensives, the only one you posted so far was quite weak. Lame punchline. The reality is that the jokes you find offensive are only offensive because you choose to let them be. Others don't share your opinion on what is offensive and there is no defined definition being that it is an emotional response so unbunch the panties.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Oh wait. I have an idea. I will get together with my non-religious cohorts and we will band together and raise a stink about everything that offends us, just like Christians do.

And to think you were the same member crying yesterday that the board is immature.

That's exactly what i was thinking.

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=1026416
hehe yep. Got caught on that one.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: rahvin

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: reitz

Originally posted by: Cuda1447<brI suppose I was just trying to show the double standard taking place. If no one wants to see it from my point of view, thats fine. I hope we can all be friends after this is said and done

What double standard? It appears that a lot of people here are interested in reading more of your atheist jokes...that seems pretty equal to me.

If they aren't offensive. And if they are, do you still want to read them? I don't mind reading Christianity jokes that aren't offensive. But when they cross that line then they shouldn't be posted anymore.

Any statement, joke or otherwise can only be offensive if you choose to let it be offensive. I doubt I would find any of your joke offensives, the only one you posted so far was quite weak. Lame punchline. The reality is that the jokes you find offensive are only offensive because you choose to let them be. Others don't share your opinion on what is offensive and there is no defined definition being that it is an emotional response so unbunch the panties.

So are you saying that jokes that are offensive to black people should be allowed, because the blacks are only letting them be offensive to them? Otherwise they wouldn't be? Puh-lease!

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Oh wait. I have an idea. I will get together with my non-religious cohorts and we will band together and raise a stink about everything that offends us, just like Christians do.

And to think you were the same member crying yesterday that the board is immature.

That's exactly what i was thinking.

So because I point out what Christians (and their massive lobby) are known to do, that makes me immature?

Get a life.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Oh wait. I have an idea. I will get together with my non-religious cohorts and we will band together and raise a stink about everything that offends us, just like Christians do.

And to think you were the same member crying yesterday that the board is immature.

That's exactly what i was thinking.

So because I point out what Christians (and their massive lobby) are known to do, that makes me immature?

Get a life.

Didnt you say in your thread to attack the point, not the person? Did you just attack someone by saying Get a life? Pfft. Your not very good at this game

 

[Marshallj]

Yes, I attempted to suggest making the board a better place and I was relentlessly criticized for it. You people have absolutely no room to talk.

I tried, and failed. You don't try at all.

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Yes, I attempted to suggest making the board a better place and I was relentlessly criticized for it. You people have absolutely no room to talk.

I tried, and failed. You don't try at all.

LOL you didn't try anything... you just made a post and whined. Why don't you do what you preach and stop being immature and offensive.

 

[Brutuskend]

Q: What did GOD say to the..... (fill in the blank)?


A:

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj
Yes, I attempted to suggest making the board a better place and I was relentlessly criticized for it. You people have absolutely no room to talk.

I tried, and failed. You don't try at all.

I didn't try to make the board a better place by attempting to eliminate offensive jokes? Man, your getting worse!

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Your not very good at this game

It's "You're", and no, I lost pretty badly at the "being nice" game. I've found that on this forum, if you're nice you simply leave yourself wide open for criticism.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Where's my jokes?! Y'all want some cheese to go with yo' :wine:?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Where's my jokes?! Y'all want some cheese to go with yo' :wine:?

Yeah, lets here some atheist jokes.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic


LOL you didn't try anything... you just made a post and whined. Why don't you do what you preach and stop being immature and offensive.

I have given up on people like you. You talk smack but you cannot back it up.

I love meeting people outside of forums... quickly their place in the world is suddenly revealed. No hiding behind screen names.

 

[Jzero]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Your not very good at this game

It's "You're", and no, I lost pretty badly at the "being nice" game. I've found that on this forum, if you're nice you simply leave yourself wide open for criticism.

It's good to see that this board is at least an accurate reflection of real life.
BTW you misplaced a comma in the above post - it goes inside the quote. If you're going to be the spelling marm, you better get it 100%.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Your not very good at this game

It's "You're", and no, I lost pretty badly at the "being nice" game. I've found that on this forum, if you're nice you simply leave yourself wide open for criticism.

Thanks for the english lesson. And yes, you are left open for criticism. Thats what happens when you are on a board thats has members with no care for anyone elses feelings. If they did they wouldn't post or condone the activity of posting offending jokes.

 

[crumpet19]

nm

 

[Marshallj]

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

really?

 

[Looney]

I have given up on people like you. You talk smack but you cannot back it up.

LOL what kind of smack have i said that i couldn't back up?

I love meeting people outside of forums... quickly their place in the world is suddenly revealed. No hiding behind screen names.

You're free to meet me. I haven't hidden my location. LOL

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Thats what happens when you are on a board thats has members with no care for anyone elses feelings. If they did they wouldn't post or condone the activity of posting offending jokes.

True, but I wish it wasn't this way. The attitude has to go both ways. I'd rather have a civilized, mutually respectful conversation with people. But when people are resorting to strong, personal attacks while I try to stick to the topic, it just doesn't look good for me. It leaves little choice but to reply in kind.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

I have given up on people like you. You talk smack but you cannot back it up.

LOL what kind of smack have i said that i couldn't back up?

I love meeting people outside of forums... quickly their place in the world is suddenly revealed. No hiding behind screen names.

You're free to meet me. I haven't hidden my location. LOL

If we were talking to me in person you wouldn't be so disrespectful. And no, I'm not going to travel out of the country just to meet some kid.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Marshallj

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Thats what happens when you are on a board thats has members with no care for anyone elses feelings. If they did they wouldn't post or condone the activity of posting offending jokes.

True, but I wish it wasn't this way. The attitude has to go both ways. I'd rather have a civilized, mutually respectful conversation with people. But when people are resorting to strong, personal attacks while I try to stick to the topic, it just doesn't look good for me. It leaves little choice but to reply in kind.

It leaves choice, you just don't like one of those choices. I don't blame you, losing isn't fun. But sometimes its more important what your fighting for, then whether or not you win.