I may be racist

[Ichinisan]

I *love* watermelon. The fact that I couldn't tell what race you were referring to is an indicator that this stereotype is not pervasive.

 

[KeithTalent]

:music: but I don't walk this way to portray
or reinforce
stereotypes of today
like all my brothas
eatin' chicken and watermelon
talk broken English and drug sellin' :music:

KT

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I am a rascist.

I am racist and prejudiced towards every race and group.

Including your own?

Is this a self image issue like groucho marx? - "if a club wants me, then I don't want them".

I am white and yes I dislike white people and white groups. I have no tolerance for trailer trash and rednecks especially.

I weep for my white brethern sometimes - come to southern georgia and go back in time...

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I am a rascist.

I am racist and prejudiced towards every race and group.

Including your own?

Is this a self image issue like groucho marx? - "if a club wants me, then I don't want them".

-100 for destroying a Marx quote:

"I don?t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

 

[Casawi]

Are Americans the most racist people? I am serious... race cards fly everywhere around here. I can't seem to go one week without hearing something about race problems. Comedians can't make a show without talking about race.... and don't tell me people are over racism, wrong, wrong, wrong. It is just in a different form nowadays.
Damnit, but I still like it here ... I rather deal with this than Frenchies twisting their tongues all day hating on Arabs... wait you guys hate on Arabs too now. Shit, no place for me like home I guess

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I am a rascist.

I am racist and prejudiced towards every race and group.

Including your own?

Is this a self image issue like groucho marx? - "if a club wants me, then I don't want them".

-100 for destroying a Marx quote:

"I don?t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Thanks. Amazing that a guy could be this funny and develop such a funky ideology as marxism.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Casawi
Are Americans the most racist people? I am serious... race cards fly everywhere around here. I can't seem to go one week without hearing something about race problems. Comedians can't make a show without talking about race.... and don't tell me people are over racism, wrong, wrong, wrong. It is just in a different form nowadays.
Damnit, but I still like it here ... I rather deal with this than Frenchies twisting their tongues all day hating on Arabs... wait you guys hate on Arabs too now. Shit, no place for me like me like home I guess

well at least you hate the French as well, so you will fit in nicely. Welcome my brother from another mother.

 

[Casawi]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: Casawi
Are Americans the most racist people? I am serious... race cards fly everywhere around here. I can't seem to go one week without hearing something about race problems. Comedians can't make a show without talking about race.... and don't tell me people are over racism, wrong, wrong, wrong. It is just in a different form nowadays.
Damnit, but I still like it here ... I rather deal with this than Frenchies twisting their tongues all day hating on Arabs... wait you guys hate on Arabs too now. Shit, no place for me like home I guess

well at least you hate the French as well, so you will fit in nicely. Welcome my brother from another mother.

I don't hate French people, I just rather not be mixed in their society.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: blurredvision
Watermelon, fried chicken, grape drink, cornbread, and bbq sauce....

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: blurredvision
Watermelon, fried chicken, grape drink, cornbread, and bbq sauce....

All dem dere blacks I know like ORANGE drink/soda, NOT grape.

 

[Alistar7]

Where are all the white women????????

 

[yhelothar]

u shuda sed I can has watermelon

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: blurredvision
Watermelon, fried chicken, grape drink, cornbread, and bbq sauce....

I'm so black.

 

[ObiDon]

Originally posted by: Alistar7
Where are all the white women????????

excuse me while i whip this out!

 

[soonerproud]

Originally posted by: blurredvision
Watermelon, fried chicken, grape soda....

My skin says I am white, but my appetite says I'm black.

Those items are Southern fare. They are universally loved all over the south by all racial groups. Northerners tend to associate these items with African Americans.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: txrandom

Originally posted by: Narse
So only black people like watermelon now?

Black people stereotypically love watermelon, but no such stereotypes exist for whites.

Spam and Macaroni & Cheese.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I am a rascist.

I am racist and prejudiced towards every race and group.

Including your own?

Is this a self image issue like groucho marx? - "if a club wants me, then I don't want them".

-100 for destroying a Marx quote:

"I don?t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Thanks. Amazing that a guy could be this funny and develop such a funky ideology as marxism.

I'm shaking the hell out of the sarcasm meter, I've changed batteries, and it's still reading off the chart...

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: MBrown
I am black and I don't think its racist. I think its quite funny actually :laugh:

For the stereotypes: I like chicken but I usually take the skin off of it, I don't like watermelon (My uncle makes fun of me for this...his own words "Somthin' ain't right Lil' Mike"), I like grape soda and orange soda, but my absolute favorite is root beer.

root beer or root Shlitz Malt Liquor?

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
I am a rascist.

I am racist and prejudiced towards every race and group.

Including your own?

Is this a self image issue like groucho marx? - "if a club wants me, then I don't want them".

-100 for destroying a Marx quote:

"I don?t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member."

Thanks. Amazing that a guy could be this funny and develop such a funky ideology as marxism.

I'm shaking the hell out of the sarcasm meter, I've changed batteries, and it's still reading off the chart...

Your meter has been legacy'd. You need the new turbo xl model; runs on plutonium.

 

[AkumaX]

im asian and i love grape soda

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: seemingly random
Your meter has been legacy'd. You need the new turbo xl model; runs on plutonium.

Shit...that figures...I just upgraded from THIS to THIS.

(dammed planned obsolescence!)

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: BoomerD

Originally posted by: seemingly random
Your meter has been legacy'd. You need the new turbo xl model; runs on plutonium.

Shit...that figures...I just upgraded from THIS to THIS.

(dammed planned obsolescence!)

Or you could go meterless and assume that every post is sarc. Statistically safe I think. 1 out of 2 - or probably 2 out of 3 is sarc.

 

[spamsk8r]

Everyone is so afraid to offend everybody else that nobody can say what they are thinking. F that. Quit being a pussy and just say what comes to mind and don't worry about it. If you don't feel any hatred towards a racial group, you're not a racist. Even if you hate a particular person or group of people of one race does not make you a racist.