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Red Squirrel

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People seem to be ridiculously caught up with the Einstein part which was besides the whole point. When I said copy and paste I really meant copy and paste, and I just went a little too far when I selected the text.

I don't know what's with you people and constant name calling and always wanting to pick fights over religion. Never seen a bigger bunch of hard headed people. You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.
 

IronWing

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People seem to be ridiculously caught up with the Einstein part which was besides the whole point. When I said copy and paste I really meant copy and paste, and I just went a little too far when I selected the text.

I don't know what's with you people and constant name calling and always wanting to pick fights over religion. Never seen a bigger bunch of hard headed people. You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.
Boy, shut up.
 

Dirigible

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I came into this thread. Saw a wall of text in the OP. Didn't read most of it, went to the end, which looked dumb. Other posts were boring. What a waste of a thread. But then...





People seem to be ridiculously caught up with the Einstein part which was besides the whole point. When I said copy and paste I really meant copy and paste, and I just went a little too far when I selected the text.

I don't know what's with you people and constant name calling and always wanting to pick fights over religion. Never seen a bigger bunch of hard headed people. You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.




NOW this thread is funny. :thumbsup:
 

sandorski

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Why is it that every Apologetic is based on convoluted Word Games? These are the tactics favoured by Con Artists.
 

Jeff7

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Okay, finally there is some funny.

:D
The biggest boogey man's gonna getcha!




"I gave you a tiny primate brain and an instant of time. You didn't guess correctly at the basic nature of existence? SUFFER FOREVER, you insignificant speck!
I love you though, remember that. I always will. Now tell big daddy you love him, as you go forth to eternal pain."
 
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zinfamous

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The biggest boogey man's gonna getcha!




"I gave you a tiny primate brain and an instant of time. You didn't guess correctly at the basic nature of existence? SUFFER FOREVER, you insignificant speck!
I love you though, remember that. I always will. Now tell big daddy you love him, as you go forth to eternal pain."


I've always wondered why the threat of death and/or eternal suffering for refusing to dole out unconditional love is only popular amongst some people.

:hmm:

To me, that's a pretty big deal breaker in any relationship.
 

Theb

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I don't know what's with you people and constant name calling and always wanting to pick fights over religion. Never seen a bigger bunch of hard headed people. You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.

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MagnusTheBrewer

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I've always wondered why the threat of death and/or eternal suffering for refusing to dole out unconditional love is only popular amongst some people.

:hmm:

To me, that's a pretty big deal breaker in any relationship.

That's what happens when you only read the cliff notes.
 

John Connor

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This one is pretty good. :awe:


Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.


This is good! I never seen it before because I don't get spam. One thing is for sure, I never seen God. but I believe. I never seen a monkey fuck, but they do. Is that where we came from? LOL
 

natto fire

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OP seems to have made a run for it. I don't blame him. For sure he realized it wouldn't be so easy to try that with me. Offer still stands if he changes his mind.

Hey! You realize if you stop replying to threads they go away and we don't have muck up the first page with this bullshit, right?
 

Lifted

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Red Squirrel said:
You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.

Not sure if this was comedy or srs bidniz but it's my first sig-quote! :thumbsup:
 

natto fire

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For some folks, posting bullshit is a way of life. But, you already knew that.

Yeah, I know Red Squirrel can be counted on for a laugh. Oh wait, you were probably implying I post bullshit because you are butthurt that people are makin' fun of your stories.

I am not an atheist, by the way, and preaching from both sides pisses me off. This is a bullshit, Snopes disproven, chain email joke, and your beliefs are clouding that fact. Plain and simple.
 

disappoint

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Hey! You realize if you stop replying to threads they go away and we don't have muck up the first page with this bullshit, right?

Hey! You realize even if I do stop replying to threads that doesn't mean everyone else will so the first page will just be mucked up by all the other posters to said thread like yourself right said Fred?
 

Ruptga

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A+ thread backfire. We'll be seeing this thread again later this year, I'm sure.