I hate to copy and paste chain stuff from Facebook but...

[monkeydelmagico]

People seem to be ridiculously caught up with the Einstein part which was besides the whole point. When I said copy and paste I really meant copy and paste, and I just went a little too far when I selected the text.

I don't know what's with you people and constant name calling and always wanting to pick fights over religion. Never seen a bigger bunch of hard headed people. You've all been warned on many occasions about the truth and refuse to believe and instead make fun of other believers. I weep for what will come to all of you.

When you get to the pearly gates and Einstein is there with his war hammer of underpants justice you will be smoted. Or is it smited? I always get those confused.......

 

[Soundmanred]

 

[dank69]

When you get to the pearly gates and Einstein is there with his war hammer of underpants justice you will be smoted. Or is it smited? I always get those confused.......

Smitten :wub:

 

[BurnItDwn]

I think my grandma emailed me that horseshit about 20 years ago.

 

[Howard]

When you get to the pearly gates and Einstein is there with his war hammer of underpants justice you will be smoted. Or is it smited? I always get those confused.......

Smitten. But who wouldn't be, for underpants justice?

 

[GoPackGo]

Here is an anecdote that helps explains the theist vs atheist issue:

The Chicago Bears just won the Super Bowl. A Green Bay Packers fan shouts "The Bears Still Suck"

 

[Jeff7]

When you get to the pearly gates and Einstein is there with his war hammer of underpants justice you will be smoted. Or is it smited? I always get those confused.......

Smitten :wub:

Smitten. But who wouldn't be, for underpants justice?

Given all of these, I'll have to go with "smut." That word's not taken, right?





:hmm:

 

[lupi]

You sir are the reason this crap gets posted in the first place.

 

[biostud]

 

[GoPackGo]

He could be right or we are just a simulation running on some scientists desk.

 

[SunnyD]

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

No one? No one has ever selectively cultured cells, bacteria or viruses in a controlled environment for things like chemical resistances or selective genetic mutations based on environmental pressures?

Of course not. No scientist in their right mind has ever done anything like this. Ever.

 

[Ruptga]

Has anyone mentioned yet that the OP is completely wrong on every single point?

And yet apparently he's a fairly successful professional. It always amazes me how intelligence and pure stupidity can coexist in the exact same person.

 

[Krazy4Real]

"I hate to copy and paste chain stuff from Facebook but..."
Is equal to:
"I'm not racist, but..."

lmao

 

[Soundmanred]

Has anyone mentioned yet that the OP is completely wrong on every single point?

And yet apparently he's a fairly successful professional. It always amazes me how intelligence and pure stupidity can coexist in the exact same person.

Not trying to pick on him, but I have noticed he's absurdly naïve about everything other than his work. It's fairly mindblowing to be honest.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yeah, I know Red Squirrel can be counted on for a laugh. Oh wait, you were probably implying I post bullshit because you are butthurt that people are makin' fun of your stories.

I am not an atheist, by the way, and preaching from both sides pisses me off. This is a bullshit, Snopes disproven, chain email joke, and your beliefs are clouding that fact. Plain and simple.

I'm sorry you missed the point which had nothing to do with who it was erroneously attributed to.

 

[alkemyst]

People from Canada have no fucking clue.

 

[Jeff7]

No one? No one has ever selectively cultured cells, bacteria or viruses in a controlled environment for things like chemical resistances or selective genetic mutations based on environmental pressures?

Of course not. No scientist in their right mind has ever done anything like this. Ever.

Until someone like this sees an iguana turn turn into a chicken before their very eyes, it's not evolution.


I believe in small flames.
But a whole lot of little flames making a conflagration? Now you're just talking crazy.

 

[Dirigible]

Not trying to pick on him, but I have noticed he's absurdly naïve about everything other than his work. It's fairly mindblowing to be honest.

I love Red Squirrel. He is my favorite internet naif. So clueless. And then when he thinks about and builds some of his projects, he seems like a pretty sharp guy. It's great.

 

[SunnyD]

Until someone like this sees an iguana turn turn into a chicken before their very eyes, it's not evolution.


I believe in small flames.
But a whole lot of little flames making a conflagration? Now you're just talking crazy.

You're right. What was I thinking! The term "organism" isn't all-encompassing for anything deemed "living". My bad.

 

[biostud]

Fruit flies in the dark:

https://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2012/03/14/fifty-seven-years-of-darkness/

 

[Iron Woode]

Kirk Cameron says its true.

where's my crocoduck?

 

[Jeff7]

Fruit flies in the dark:

https://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2012/03/14/fifty-seven-years-of-darkness/

And after only 57 years.

In enclosures, away from predators, and presumably fed on a regular basis.

Last year, Michio Imafuku and Takashi Haramura reported that the dark flies still had their body clock. If they exposed the flies to three and a half hours of light, the insects became active and sluggish in a 24-hour cycle.

That damn circadian rhythm must be buried deep in the DNA of Earthbound life.
I don't want to shut down every 24hrs. Oh no, no more light! Better shut down so that we don't die.

Watch, we'll eventually trace that genetic code back to some of the first photosynthetic bacteria on the planet. Damn legacy issues.

 

[Soundmanred]

That damn circadian rhythm must be buried deep in the DNA of Earthbound life.

Love that game!
NES forever!

 

[Scarpozzi]

He could be right or we are just a simulation running on some scientists desk.

I would have believed the whole "Architect" theory from the Matrix, but when the same actress didn't play the Oracle in the second movie and the CGI seemed cheaply made all of the sudden, I temporarily lost faith in Scifi.

 

[biostud]

And after only 57 years.

In enclosures, away from predators, and presumably fed on a regular basis.




That damn circadian rhythm must be buried deep in the DNA of Earthbound life.
I don't want to shut down every 24hrs. Oh no, no more light! Better shut down so that we don't die.

Watch, we'll eventually trace that genetic code back to some of the first photosynthetic bacteria on the planet. Damn legacy issues.

Yeah the 24h timing, then moon cycle, then seasonal/annual and life time. Pretty amazing how many clocks a living organism can have hard encoded in their DNA.