BeauJangles
Lifer
- Aug 26, 2001
- 13,941
- 1
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That's it. I'm out. Done. I've stopped caring.
FBB - either go fuck your life up or declare this is an elaborate hoax, I don't care anymore. Either way, you clearly love the attention.
FBB - either go fuck your life up or declare this is an elaborate hoax, I don't care anymore. Either way, you clearly love the attention.
I always thought he was a hoax but stuff like this (2005) makes me wonder.
This was probably his most epic thread ever but was locked right away
Can we unlock that please?
This was probably his most epic thread ever but was locked right away
Can we unlock that please?
Brainonska511
Lifer
- Dec 10, 2005
- 28,758
- 13,933
- 136
Originally posted by: Number1
I don't know but it's getting scary in here.
Nothing to see here folks. Carry on.
StormRider's post broke my sarcasm meter. lolwtfbbq?
Seriously, how small does your penis have to be for you to spend your whole life actively avoiding sex to avoid feeling inadequate? If you've made it to 45, you have pretty much hit rock bottom and you can't possibly feel any more inadequate.
Might as well start stabbing.
Seriously, how small does your penis have to be for you to spend your whole life actively avoiding sex to avoid feeling inadequate? If you've made it to 45, you have pretty much hit rock bottom and you can't possibly feel any more inadequate.
Might as well start stabbing.
ConstipatedVigilante
Diamond Member
- Feb 22, 2006
- 7,670
- 1
- 0
Originally posted by: Number1
I don't know but it's getting scary in here.
Stormrider just can't be serious. He just can't be...
Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Originally posted by: Number1
I don't know but it's getting scary in here.
Stormrider just can't be serious. He just can't be...
i took it as a joke. *shrug*
FeuerFrei
Diamond Member
- Mar 30, 2005
- 9,144
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Saw this thread and thought "What? Not again!" then I click and read until laffs well up inside me until I cannot take it anymore so I slip a pipe cleaner down my boxers just to feel its fuzziness against my loins once again. Then I slip it in my pipe and smoke it!!
I'm going to recommend mousey tonight. Mousey will put your mind at ease.
I'm going to recommend mousey tonight. Mousey will put your mind at ease.
Capt Caveman
Lifer
- Jan 30, 2005
- 34,543
- 651
- 126
FBB,
Seriously, knock it off. Stop posting til you get yourself and life in order.
I'd like to believe he's just being an attention whoring troll but I think he's just one fucked-up kid. I remember he used to always post normal family complaining stuff (ie. his mom always comparing him to his female cousin and why he can't be like her). I think since he decided to not take that job in Phoenix, we've been seeing the slow nervous break-down of FBB.
Now that he's out of school and finished his intern, he decided that he didn't want to grow-up and take that job in Phoenix which appears would have been the best thing for him. Like a kid, he ran away but ended-up back at home where he spends his time jerking-off to porn and obsessing over women he's briefly met. A friend gives him pity sex and now he's more obsessed with finding more sex that he spends his time on Craigslist CE than trying to get out of his parents house and grow-up.
Sounds like his parents wanted a girl and were so disappointed that they showered him with no love or attention, literally turning FBB into a woman in a man's body. You would have thought that FBB would have learned in High School, College or thru friends that you don't sleep with a stuffed animal anymore or where women's clothes. He still acts like a six year old girl. Pretty sad and pathetic. Folks give him advice but he ignores it and continues his destructive pattern.
His future will be bleak and probably sadder til he eventually decides to seek professional help and gets on anxiety/depression meds.
Seriously, knock it off. Stop posting til you get yourself and life in order.
I'd like to believe he's just being an attention whoring troll but I think he's just one fucked-up kid. I remember he used to always post normal family complaining stuff (ie. his mom always comparing him to his female cousin and why he can't be like her). I think since he decided to not take that job in Phoenix, we've been seeing the slow nervous break-down of FBB.
Now that he's out of school and finished his intern, he decided that he didn't want to grow-up and take that job in Phoenix which appears would have been the best thing for him. Like a kid, he ran away but ended-up back at home where he spends his time jerking-off to porn and obsessing over women he's briefly met. A friend gives him pity sex and now he's more obsessed with finding more sex that he spends his time on Craigslist CE than trying to get out of his parents house and grow-up.
Sounds like his parents wanted a girl and were so disappointed that they showered him with no love or attention, literally turning FBB into a woman in a man's body. You would have thought that FBB would have learned in High School, College or thru friends that you don't sleep with a stuffed animal anymore or where women's clothes. He still acts like a six year old girl. Pretty sad and pathetic. Folks give him advice but he ignores it and continues his destructive pattern.
His future will be bleak and probably sadder til he eventually decides to seek professional help and gets on anxiety/depression meds.
Wow
Anyway I think you are all too hard on the guy, assuming he's for real. His behaviors may be somewhat deviant but he isn't hurting anyone (except himself, even that is arguable). Frankly on the scales of severity and threat of deviancy this ranks pretty low.
JM Aggie08
Diamond Member
- Jan 3, 2006
- 8,414
- 1,008
- 136
I'm sorry...but i'm crying from laughter having read this.
You have become my new sig.
Tip of the hat to you good sir.
**Edit** - it's getting really fucked up in here..
Capt Caveman
Lifer
- Jan 30, 2005
- 34,543
- 651
- 126
Looks like he found a cuddle buddy for tomorrow - http://forums.anandtech.com/me...=2266803&enterthread=y
Capt Caveman
Lifer
- Jan 30, 2005
- 34,543
- 651
- 126
Sentrosi2121
Platinum Member
- Aug 8, 2004
- 2,567
- 2
- 81
Personally, I think John Denver said it best when he said, "Hey, I can fly."
Think about it for a bit. It's deep.
Think about it for a bit. It's deep.
Rubycon
Madame President
- Aug 10, 2005
- 17,768
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