i can't fall asleep without bunny!

[Lummex]

Buddy, please please please see a counselor. There's nothing to be scared of, nothing to be ashamed of. Heck, I had to see one about a year ago too. I think you have the pontential to get your life to how you want it to be, and seeing a psychologist could help you with that so much. But it's you that has to really want to do that, and right now all you're doing is asking people on the internet what you should do and complaining. You need to make an effort now, or else you will always feel the way you do. So come on now, mister.

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Epic Fail

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: novasatori
for rent

For how much?

*snorgle snorgle*

two snogles aren't enough, I bid over 9000 snorgles.

Too rich for my blood. In this economy, I can't be so profligate with my snorgles.

(FWIW my money's been on the "FBB is playing an elaborate joke" theory for a while now.)

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:

1. how i would design a weatherproof laptop and how i would weatherproof the speaker grills

2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed

3. recalling that one time i slept alone on top of that sand dune in the mohave desert

4. a cop gets a call to a creepy abandoned building in tempe, az because locals reported hearing screams coming from within

5. a horror flick in which the main character never gets scared by anything and instead always responds to anything scary with the utmost of aggression. a half decomposed corpse falls out of a closet onto him and the first thing he does isn't scream but to grab the corpse or zombie and tear out its trachea with his mouth and snap the thing's neck in the process

6. how lonely i feel

7. why does that girl also have insomnia?

8. what are people in australia doing right now?

The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.

You are beginning to run out of original material. Your 15 minutes of internet fame are just about up. It was one hell of a ride, though.

But now, it's time for your character to die. Come back as a woman. They get a much bigger pass here.

 

[KingGheedora]

Sometimes madness and playing at madness are the same thing. There are two possibilities:

1. You are posting in earnest (I doubt it, but listing here for the sake of argument).
2. You're trolling.

In either case you're annoying. What's the point of your post? No one cares that your fictional persona wants to sleep with stuffed animals.

 

[dbk]

omg i had to do a double take and check the date because i could've sworn he made a thread like this last month!

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:

1. how i would design a weatherproof laptop and how i would weatherproof the speaker grills

2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed

3. recalling that one time i slept alone on top of that sand dune in the mohave desert

4. a cop gets a call to a creepy abandoned building in tempe, az because locals reported hearing screams coming from within

5. a horror flick in which the main character never gets scared by anything and instead always responds to anything scary with the utmost of aggression. a half decomposed corpse falls out of a closet onto him and the first thing he does isn't scream but to grab the corpse or zombie and tear out its trachea with his mouth and snap the thing's neck in the process

6. how lonely i feel

7. why does that girl also have insomnia?

8. what are people in australia doing right now?

The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.

You are beginning to run out of original material. Your 15 minutes of internet fame are just about up. It was one hell of a ride, though.

But now, it's time for your character to die. Come back as a woman. They get a much bigger pass here.

actually perk is right here. FBB was pretty normal before, now he's just pulling our legs.

 

[takeru]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:

2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed

6. how lonely i feel

7. why does that girl also have insomnia?

The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.

i'm surprised the thought:

"what if the girl i like dressed like bun bun and was next to me right now"

didn't cross your mind.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: takeru

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:

2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed

6. how lonely i feel

7. why does that girl also have insomnia?

The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.

i'm surprised the thought:

"what if the girl i like dressed like bun bun and was next to me right now"

didn't cross your mind.

:heart: snorgle snorgle :heart:

 

[grrl]

And this person is a moderator!

 

[imported_Asianman]

don't worry, you're not the only one. I can't afford a bunny so I cuddle an old pillow...

 

[BarneyFife]

Didn't the Killers write a song about this??

Bunny was a friend of mine

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i can't stop my mind from racing! within the past 15 minutes i've thought about:

1. how i would design a weatherproof laptop and how i would weatherproof the speaker grills

2. how i want to have sex and how i wish that girl was here right now in my bed

3. recalling that one time i slept alone on top of that sand dune in the mohave desert

4. a cop gets a call to a creepy abandoned building in tempe, az because locals reported hearing screams coming from within

5. a horror flick in which the main character never gets scared by anything and instead always responds to anything scary with the utmost of aggression. a half decomposed corpse falls out of a closet onto him and the first thing he does isn't scream but to grab the corpse or zombie and tear out its trachea with his mouth and snap the thing's neck in the process

6. how lonely i feel

7. why does that girl also have insomnia?

8. what are people in australia doing right now?

The thoughts just keep coming on their own out of nowhere.

My wife gets like that (unable to sleep due to racing thoughts, not the creepiness). In her case it's usually because of work stress she brings home.

Take Ambien.

yeah...i'll think about things in my life, not wtf people in australia are doing now or some of this other stuff.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Ns1
now he's just fucking with us.

im actually pretty sure the OP was a repost, and I dont know why he hasnt been called on it yet. this sure as hell isnt the first time he posted a "i wanna sleep with a stuffed animal" thread.

Originally posted by: Perknose

You are beginning to run out of original material. Your 15 minutes of internet fame are just about up. It was one hell of a ride, though.

But now, it's time for your character to die. Come back as a woman. They get a much bigger pass here.

I agree, if he cant stay original he's not only an obvious troll, but a lousy one, and banworthy.

I hope he gets to stay a mod though....hed be the first banned mod, right?

 

[rocadelpunk]

/ 1 more reason why I moved out of Ohio.

 

[Oceandevi]

Why has there not been a mod intervention?

 

[Exterous]

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Why has there not been a mod intervention?

There was! A mod intervened in our lives by posting this

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Exterous

Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Why has there not been a mod intervention?

There was! A mod intervened in our lives by posting this

this has to be it.

 

[IronWing]

It is comforting to know that when clicking on an FBB thread, one will never find it to be a repost.

 

[olds]

Am I the only one that thinks that at some point we are going to read a thread about fbb offing himself?

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Am I the only one that thinks that at some point we are going to read a thread about fbb offing himself?

you posted it....were all thinking it.

 

[maziwanka]

You are so pathetic it's ridiculous. Everything about your post screams woman.

 

[Oceandevi]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Am I the only one that thinks that at some point we are going to read a thread about fbb offing himself?

you posted it....we were all praying for it.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
i'm laying here in bed tossing and turning trying to fall asleep but i can't because i'm feeling so lonely and all i want is to snuggle with something and feel like i'm being loved back. bunny and mousey are right beside me but i'm forcing myself not to snuggle with them because everyone says it's a bad thing but i just feel so fricking lonely and wanting of affection and i absolutely can't fall asleep. all i want to do is grab bunny and hold her close to me like she's my baby and fall asleep! every time i close my eyes my mind starts racing and daydreaming scenarios and stories and fantasies and when i break out of it i always get that bitter feeling of realization, like a splash of cold water, that i'm back in reality and that i'm truly all alone and i just want someone to touch me and to have someone to touch because doing so is our way of dealing with the fact that we are really always alone at all times no matter what. and bunny and mousey are so close and i can just grab them right now and all of this might go away and i might be able to sleep but i can't because they're bad for me why why why??? all i want to be is loved!

should i grab bun bun and mousey?

If you didn't take such good pictures I'd beat you with a rubber hose.

 

[Itchrelief]

Maybe you should become a porn photographer? Not being in the business, I wouldn't know if it would be considered a breach of decorum to go through the entire shoot while pitching a tent you can fit a family of 6 in, though...

The pessimist in me says that there's little chance the talent will decide to snorgle with you after the session is over, but if I'm wrong, go for it, buddy!

 

[UpgradeFailure]

These FBB threads are getting so old