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Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Indeed. :thumbsup: Chances with this girl are fubared, unless it turns out he has a 12-inch cock, a lot of money, and a good way of letting her know about both.
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Or, he could send her a picture of a $100 bill wrapped around his footlong. 🙂
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how about a picture of my 7.5 with more than adequate girth, with a copy of my rich uncle lou's will around it. or a copy of the million dollar contract I landed a few months ago. bltches.
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7.5 is precisely 4.5 too short, chubby.

Wills and trust funds don't mean sh!t either. You need a bank statement, a roll of Benjamins, and some Armani, dipshit.
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Well for my last g/f who was only 5'0, my 7.5 was too much for doggy style.

about the wills and trusts, yea, I've been dreaming about the will since I was a kid. Lou is like the energizer bunny though.

 
Well, a few days later, I was at Tim's again, and I told katie that I was interested and that she should say something to megan to see if megan was interested in me. Katie in turn says something to the effect of "I think I need to give you her phone number" I returned with, "well thats kind of ock word" and before I could even finish my sentence, Katie was saying, "No, you need to call her....."
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Please tell me you are in middle school, or this is a parody thread. Jesus tapdancing Christ. :shocked:
 
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Sounds like you pretty well have it figured. She did initiate it, she was interested first, and you should have pursued it...and it most likely was the wording of the last IM that soured it.

So if you still want this girl, do what Aidanjm said. Talk to Shawn & Katie and see if its too late.
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wow, some real logic.



 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Indeed. :thumbsup: Chances with this girl are fubared, unless it turns out he has a 12-inch cock, a lot of money, and a good way of letting her know about both.
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Or, he could send her a picture of a $100 bill wrapped around his footlong. 🙂
Click to expand...

how about a picture of my 7.5 with more than adequate girth, with a copy of my rich uncle lou's will around it. or a copy of the million dollar contract I landed a few months ago. bltches.
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7.5 is precisely 4.5 too short, chubby.

Wills and trust funds don't mean sh!t either. You need a bank statement, a roll of Benjamins, and some Armani, dipshit.
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Well for my last g/f who was only 5'0, my 7.5 was too much for doggy style.

about the wills and trusts, yea, I've been dreaming about the will since I was a kid. Lou is like the energizer bunny though.
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A 5 foot tall girl can be satified with a few baby carrots, don't be too proud.

And as long as Uncle Lou can turn off the cash flow, you're not going to be impressing anyone.
 
Originally posted by: AStar617
Well, a few days later, I was at Tim's again, and I told katie that I was interested and that she should say something to megan to see if megan was interested in me. Katie in turn says something to the effect of "I think I need to give you her phone number" I returned with, "well thats kind of ock word" and before I could even finish my sentence, Katie was saying, "No, you need to call her....."
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Please tell me you are in middle school, or this is a parody thread. Jesus tapdancing Christ. :shocked:
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actually no, and I think I was doing the right thing. I actually mentioned the idea of another "random" encounter so I could get her number on my own. When Katie offered it up to me I initially refused stating that I wanted to earn it on my own because otherwise, if she wasn't interested, megan might get mad at Katie for handing out her phone number. Katie said that wouldnt be the case, and pretty much said "here is her number, take it down."
 
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Indeed. :thumbsup: Chances with this girl are fubared, unless it turns out he has a 12-inch cock, a lot of money, and a good way of letting her know about both.
Click to expand...

Or, he could send her a picture of a $100 bill wrapped around his footlong. 🙂
Click to expand...

how about a picture of my 7.5 with more than adequate girth, with a copy of my rich uncle lou's will around it. or a copy of the million dollar contract I landed a few months ago. bltches.
Click to expand...

7.5 is precisely 4.5 too short, chubby.

Wills and trust funds don't mean sh!t either. You need a bank statement, a roll of Benjamins, and some Armani, dipshit.
Click to expand...

Well for my last g/f who was only 5'0, my 7.5 was too much for doggy style.

about the wills and trusts, yea, I've been dreaming about the will since I was a kid. Lou is like the energizer bunny though.
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A 5 foot tall girl can be satified with a few baby carrots, don't be too proud.

And as long as Uncle Lou can turn off the cash flow, you're not going to be impressing anyone.
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I wasn't trying to be proud, just sticking up for the 90% of the guys who werent blessed with a footlong subway.

I have my own ventures for cash flow. The will is just another asset in the portfolio.

 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
christ that was a rambling train wreck.

basically heres how it works.

you might have had a shot but you ruined it by calling her upteen times. ever see the movie swingers?
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My first thought too. Just like Swingers. What an abortion.
 
Ok, I'm late to the party on this one, but it's just as well.

"Hi. I think you are very beautiful and you have a lovely voice. I really want to get to know you better. I have good intentions with this."

Fvck me.....😕
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
I was stopping by my friend tim's house, and as soon as I walk in, there is this beautiful, young lady looking right at me. She was hanging out with my friend Tim's brother (shawn) and his wife(katie). I walked by them, said hi to them all, and continued to walk upstairs to tim's room. As I was walking up the stairs, I hear this girl say something to the effect of "who is that?"

Well, after about 10 minutes up in Tim's room, I decide to go down for a glass of water. As I am walking down, this girl is staring at me. As soon as she could see all of me, she says "do you know who I am?". She did look very familiar. So I say, "You look familiar". She says, "my name begins with an M" Anyways, at that point I remembered who she was, and that her name was megan. I hadn't seen her in a few years. She was good friends with my friend Lyndsay, whom I was kinda seeing at the time when I last saw her. We talked for a little bit, but she was sitting next to some guy, and I kind of took it to be her boyfriend. Not wanting to be rude, I didn't ask her out or anything. I just told myself the next time I was there, I would say something to Tim's brother's wife(megan's friend).

Well, a few days later, I was at Tim's again, and I told katie that I was interested and that she should say something to megan to see if megan was interested in me. Katie in turn says something to the effect of "I think I need to give you her phone number" I returned with, "well thats kind of ock word" and before I could even finish my sentence, Katie was saying, "No, you need to call her....."

Anyways, I tried calling the next day, and got no answer. The next day I called her, but she sounded like I just woke her up, and she said she had the flu (its cold here). We talked for a second but I had to go because of meetings. Anyways, I didn't get a chance to call her back that night. The next day I tried calling again, nothing. Left a message saying I wanted to hang out, and possibly take her to dinner. Tried calling the next day, no answer. So I sent her a text message saying something like

"Hi. I think you are very beautiful and you have a lovely voice. I really want to get to know you better. I have good intentions with this."

The next day (last thursday) I almost die because I didn't know I had diabetes, and drank 10-15 sodas a day for 3 weeks straight leading up to that day to give myself a caffiene kick and get a coding project done. Basically had an attack and seisure while driving, and had just enought time to put my car in park before I blacked out. Woke up like 10 minutes later in a half concious daze, and drove my butt striaght to the er. They told me I had diabetes and the attack came from not managing it. While laying in the ER, I called Shawn (cause his mom worked in the ER) and I told him what happened. He basically said, "That sucks, so... did you hook up with Megan yet?"

Each day I tried calling, and nothing. Today I sent another IM to her phone and basically said "I want to talk to you, but your not giving me a chance. If you aren't interested, just let me know, I'm secure enough to deal with it, but if you are, just give me a sign. I really do have good intentions. I'm not a player, I want the same for me as what Shawn and Katie have (married/in love).

Later I get a reply back "Um... I don't really know you and I don't want that. I'll just leave it at that."

At first I took it as "Um, quit bothering me, I don't really know you, and I don't really want what Shawn and Katie have.."

Am I stupid? In clear English she says "I don't really know you and I don't want that" she doesn't say "I don't really know you and want to keep it that way"

So, now, its too late to call her. But is this the big blazing green light I think I see? It's late and I need some outside confirmations before I toss and turn all night thinking about it.......
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I see a restraining order in your future!
 
Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
christ that was a rambling train wreck.

basically heres how it works.

you might have had a shot but you ruined it by calling her upteen times. ever see the movie swingers?

give it up. youre done.

game over man, game over!
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Why did this thread get past this post?
 
the only forseeable thing I could see would be to call her and say that your friends were presuring you to call her, blah blah blah, and try to play off your extreme stalker behavior from before....

no, nevermind...
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Anyways, I tried calling the next day, and got no answer.
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The next day I called her,
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The next day I tried calling again, nothing. Left a message
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Tried calling the next day, no answer.
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So I sent her a text message saying something like "Hi. I think you are very beautiful and you have a lovely voice. I really want to get to know you better. I have good intentions with this."
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Each day I tried calling, and nothing.
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Today I sent another IM to her phone
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yikes, man.

 
1) It's "awkward."

2) One call. If she calls back, she interested, if she doesn't, she's not. Rather simple.

3) Is this a parody? It starts out just a little bit odd, but then you start making further posts about your fat 7.5" penis and your old GF who couldn't handle it, and then about your million $$ contracts and rich relatives' wills. You're only 14, aren't you?
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
1) It's "awkward."

2) One call. If she calls back, she interested, if she doesn't, she's not. Rather simple.

3) Is this a parody? It starts out just a little bit odd, but then you start making further posts about your fat 7.5" penis and your old GF who couldn't handle it, and then about your million $$ contracts and rich relatives' wills. You're only 14, aren't you?
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All summed up and numbered so that you can't fvcking confuse any of the points. I like it! I was going to say how sad this thread was, then I read the post that point 3 is referencing and ... well this is just a joke in someones made up life.
 
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