How pissed will my wife be?

[boomerang]

It's your head, why should she be pissed?

Seriously though, Google "Alopecia Totalis". You might want to get in to see a Dermatologist although a cure is not guaranteed. I was cured of Alopecia Areata. It's an autoimmune disorder.

 

[TXHokie]

I did that once after I got tired of messing with my hair (or lack thereof due to receding hairline). One day I just shaved it off. My wife was more upset that I didn't give her the heads up more than the act itself so I think your wife will be ok since you gave her plenty notice. After a couple days she actually thought it was pretty neat. Too bad I don't have that cool Lex Luthor round shape head so I let the hair grew back. I may go back to permanent bald look once the receding line get pushed back far enough. Just say no to combovers.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: OVERKILL
Or if you have some spare change, you could always join "The Hair Club for Men" :laugh:

OVERKILL isn't just the president, he's also a member.

 

[SagaLore]

Before she gets home, go get your scalp tattooed. That will really impress her!

 

[AMDZen]

Where is the "who cares what your wife thinks" option in the poll?

Oh yea, because once your married you can't do a single thing without the wife's permission.

 

[yowolabi]

All of you people saying that your wife would be pissed.... does she ask you for permission before she changes her hair?

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Before she gets home, go get your scalp tattooed. That will really impress her!

I was thinking about the Bam Bam treatment, flames and whatnot

 

[Phokus]

Just tell your wife "I got a britney today"... maybe she'll laugh

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
All of you people saying that your wife would be pissed.... does she ask you for permission before she changes her hair?

Mine does. I think it's good that she's still mindful of what I find attractive.

 

[Otaking]

I think she'll be surprised, but nothing more. She might start rubbing it for good luck though.

 

[MedicBob]

Consider yourself lucky if she even notices that you did it.

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

time to change the 'ol avatar..

 

[krunchykrome]

I shaved my head once a few years ago. My ex started crying when she saw me.

 

[everman]

There was a girl on Jeopardy last week who shaved her hair off just because "it makes things much more simple", or something to that effect, she wore a wig. She also claimed that she hates wearing clothes.

 

[Miramonti]

If you really want to shock her, put on a dress as well and tell her you're ready to make long overdue wholesale changes to your life.

 

[biggestmuff]

put on some pantyhose, hide and give her a good surprise!!!!

Hilarity will ensue!

 

[Descartes]

If we don't get a reply, can we assume she didn't like it?

I've receded quite a lot for my age, but can't bring it upon myself to shave it off. It would just be too much of a change. I'd like to find a way to do it gradually, but who knows. I think the fiance would be extremely pissed if I shaved it off though. Only one way to find out I guess...

 

[Bryophyte]

Maybe she'll want to take you out in public again now that you don't look like a mangy old dog anymore.

 

[Q]

Glad you had the sense to shave it, I see people all the time who have the half crown that would look better by just shaving it

 

[BooGiMaN]

if/when she kills you can i have your stuff

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: Descartes
If we don't get a reply, can we assume she didn't like it?

I've receded quite a lot for my age, but can't bring it upon myself to shave it off. It would just be too much of a change. I'd like to find a way to do it gradually, but who knows. I think the fiance would be extremely pissed if I shaved it off though. Only one way to find out I guess...

Gradually would've been fine, this was just wrong. Most of the hair I had left wasn't growing, if I ran my fingers through my hair I'd have 15-20 dead hairs in my hand afterwards. Going from a full head of hair to this in about 2 months just sucks, but nothing I can do about it


Still alive BTW, but she's still at work.

 

[piasabird]

Nair?

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Still alive BTW, but she's still at work.

:laugh:

Don't forget to update once she gets home!

 

[FreshPrince]

:laugh: @ "She'll want you to dip it in oil and rub it on her."

 

[preslove]

If you have a nicely shaped head it will be fine. If you don't you'll look stupid. We need pics to determine whether you look goofy or not.