I tried to go through it....but it was just painful, in the sense of watching the South Park episode about Scientology, or the one about the Mormon faith, with the words "This is what Scientologists actually believe" as an ever-present message.
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Really?!
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Someone mentioned Lord of the Rings, so I'll go with that as an example - reading it as fiction can be perfectly entertaining. But if you were to read it with the idea ever-present that many
millions of people believe it to be 100% true, and base their lives off of its contents...it becomes just a little bit distracting, and a little bit more disturbingly unsettling.
Reading the bible and expecting it to change your life makes about as much sense as standing in the rain expecting to learn how to swim. I recommend that people who have read the bible not stop there. Also read other religious text for other religions. Spend time by yourself contemplating what you read vs relying on the opinion of others to tell you what is written and you might be surprised at how much wisdom all these different books contain.
True, but I'm sure I could find some words of wisdom in a phone book too.
A stopped analog clock is still right twice a day.
And don't get me wrong, religious documents do of course have value - they represent a portrayal of events or worldviews long ago, just as you can get out of Shakespeare, or ancient Greek plays like
Lysistrata. They were stories written by ancient peoples to teach a lesson or tell a story, and embedded within the text is information about the period, though retrieving that information is something of a job for legitimate historians. (Then you can get things like annotated works of Shakespeare or Aristophanes, which have footnotes to explain the various jokes or puns or things of that nature - things which made sense thousands of years ago. "Yadda yadda yadda" won't have much comedic value in even 100 years, and certainly not 1000.)
In that context alone, the Bible might make for interesting reading, in the same sense that I found stories of the ancient Greek pantheon of gods to be entertaining. They were amusing works of fiction, but if they were in the context of, "People today actually believe this stuff," then the entertainment value is significantly diminished. (Well, it might still be entertaining for some people, though in a very different sense.)